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Title: Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Rick on April 06, 2004, 04:13:17 pm
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4120710876&category=2875 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4120710876&category=2875)


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Nordic on April 06, 2004, 04:26:15 pm
Great idea Rick,
I am sure it would not take much work to make it a runner, stick an Audi engine in it and the ACO would even give it an entry ;D


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Matt Harper on April 06, 2004, 05:00:04 pm
What a wonderful thing to own.
I suspect it could be a tad expensive to add a correct powertrain - like a couple of hundred grand, if I had the wedge and a home big enough, I'd have it as an impressive piece of wall art.
I worked for a automotive photographic company a few years ago and we shot a Jaguar XJR9 for a Dunlop Tyres ad. It too was a rolling chassis only and insurance value was GBP 120,000 back in the late 80's, so I think the bidding has a fair way to go yet.


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Mr. Rick on April 06, 2004, 05:01:02 pm
 ;D Like your thinking Nordic!!! Reckon about a grand each should do the trick.

Robbo, if you don't end up using the turbo in the Min, maybe we could use that too!

I'm sure the missus won't mind this in our garage for a few months!  ;)


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Nordic on April 06, 2004, 06:20:17 pm
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I'm sure the missus won't mind this in our garage for a few months!  Wink
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Dangerous thinking there I would have thought, never under estimate the power of women to defy logic and put a spanner in the spokes of a great plan. :-\

I offered to store my brothers car once in my garage, you would have thought i done her mother in for all the grief it caused.


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: jpchenet on April 06, 2004, 06:31:29 pm
Quote from: The Rickmeister

I'm sure the missus won't mind this in our garage for a few months!  Wink
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Dangerous thinking there I would have thought, never under estimate the power of women to defy logic and put a spanner in the spokes of a great plan. :-\

I offered to store my brothers car once in my garage, you would have thought i done her mother in for all the grief it caused.

Try buying a speedboat on eBay one night when your p*ssed!! Then having to store that diagonally across the double garage in winter!! Now that's grief!!  ::)


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: BigH on April 06, 2004, 06:34:56 pm
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I offered to store my brothers car once in my garage, you would have thought i done her mother in for all the grief it caused.


Nordic,
Reading between the lines, I get the impression that the mother in laws days are numbered. And maybe the wifes too.

Disposal is usually the biggest problem, but already it seems like the garage is out of the question. Looking at Mgmarks photo in 'Attention Mr Harper', I reckon he's your best bet. He looks like he's digging a very deep hole at a fantastic rate of knots, you could lose a lot of things down there. He advises 'an aquamist injector, squirts and bigger bangs', and this might not be bad advice to take regarding the bodies, after all, if the forensics boys can't catch them, they can hardly check their pulses.

Best of luck.
H


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: mgmark on April 06, 2004, 10:03:03 pm
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Disposal is usually the biggest problem, but already it seems like the garage is out of the question. Looking at Mgmarks photo in 'Attention Mr Harper', I reckon he's your best bet.

It's dark and dirty work, but someone has to provide a service - it's not pretty, but it works and comes with and a free guarantee and extended warranty.  Our rates are very reasonable......


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Nordic on April 07, 2004, 10:09:37 am
mgmark, I Will be in contact soon re the mother in law, any chance for a '2 for one' special offer to include the father in law? (best keep this quite from robbo, he works on the dark side)

The wife should be ok for a couple of more years.


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: mgmark on April 07, 2004, 10:18:20 am
Nordic - no worries, our Two for the price of One offer will start after Easter although, if your requirements extend beyoind that and are able to wait until July, we will be introducing a brand new value added pack in time for the summer holidays, at no extra cost to the customer, which will be called "Two for One and kids are free"...............


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Nordic on April 07, 2004, 12:22:20 pm
Have just found out the hard way that Mrs Nordic reads this fourm :o

I would like to point out that the inlaws are lovely people and they are welcome in my house at any time.


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Andy Zarse on April 07, 2004, 12:28:40 pm
Oh dear me! I think you're going to need a good lawyer and a surgeon with experience in the field of sewing things back on.  :-X You'll be our own John Wayne Bobbitt!  ???

PS did I mention I'm going to Antigua tomorrow?



Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: jpchenet on April 07, 2004, 12:33:41 pm

PS did I mention I'm going to Antigua tomorrow?



OK, Ok, rub it in why not!!!!   :)

Did I mention I'm off to Le Mans for Pre Quals on the 24th!!  ;D


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: TonyT on April 07, 2004, 02:13:33 pm


Did I mention I'm off to Le Mans for Pre Quals on the 24th!!  ;D
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Via the hospital of course to be put back together.


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: BigH on April 07, 2004, 02:21:26 pm
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Have just found out the hard way that Mrs Nordic reads this fourm


Nordic,
There's no time to lose, you must act swiftly before she calls the cops.
You'll need a saw, some buckets, bin bags and air freshener.
You know you won't regret it, not after what you said a few months ago...
H


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Gilles on April 07, 2004, 02:27:28 pm

PS did I mention I'm going to Antigua tomorrow?



OK, Ok, rub it in why not!!!!   :)

Did I mention I'm off to Le Mans for Pre Quals on the 24th!!  ;D

Do we already plan to meet somewhere during PQ ?


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: hgb on April 07, 2004, 03:00:06 pm
Saturday 18:00 at the first pit garage. See http://www.clubarnage.com/yabbse/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=1624;start=30 mid page 3.


Title: Re:Forget the Morgan, let's put the money here....!!!!!
Post by: Nordic on April 07, 2004, 05:01:38 pm
[quoteThere's no time to lose, you must act swiftly before she calls the cops.
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To late, and its not the cops I need worry about. I have been reminded, that like all good Crawley  8)'familys'  8)my inlaws where dumped moved here from the east end of London and have connections :'(

Some days you should just stay in bed.