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usefull french phrase thread .........feel free to add some which have served you well !!  Pardon madame vous parlez anglaise / excuse me sweetheart do you speak English ? je ne comprends pas/ I dont understand (use when pulled by fuzz) je ne roulez pas a 200kph? /was I really doing 200kph ? If somebody is peeing you off this works well... Oi John fichez-mois la paix!! If you are in the poop and need help/ aidez-mois s'il vous plait I'm going to Le Mans /je vais a Le Mans two coffee calvados please/deux cafe calvar s'il vous plait I'm sure you guys have some more |
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2006, 11:41:45 pm » |
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OI GARCON MORE BEER
and one from my youth...
Je t'aime, moi non plus
Seemed to do it for Jane Birkin, I never understood what it meant though...
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2006, 11:43:12 pm » |
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Je vais AU Mans! Yeah, so I'm a pedant and the pedants are revolting.
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"I couldn't sleep very well last night. Some noisy buggers going around in automobiles kept me awake." Ken Miles
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2006, 11:47:55 pm » |
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One for the women folk  Non seulement il est puissant, il est vite! Not only is he strong, he is fast! |
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2006, 11:50:36 pm » |
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One for the women folk Non seulement il est puissant, il est vite! Not only is he strong, he is fast! Where can I meet him? |
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"I couldn't sleep very well last night. Some noisy buggers going around in automobiles kept me awake." Ken Miles
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 11:56:26 pm » |
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 My son (aged 17) - who is fluent in French told me this but I don't know what it means and he wouldn't tell me. "Est-ce que tu peu seuse ma bete" Lisa 
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 11:56:48 pm » |
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Babelfish helped with this one!
To be said out load on Sunday night!
tuez le bohémien !
Kill the Pikey!!
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2006, 11:58:41 pm » |
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One for the women folk Non seulement il est puissant, il est vite! Not only is he strong, he is fast! Where can I meet him? Here!! "Nous avons pour vous une bonne journée de sports qui demarre avec le rugby!" |
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 12:01:57 am » |
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Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir dans mon sac a dos? It's never worked for me, but I can but hope  Del |
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Jay (Team Cannonball)
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Guided by a force greater than curry.
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2006, 12:04:47 am » |
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Lisa,
You need to have a word with your son, especially if he asked you this.
Hehe,
Roughly translated this is "Please can you suck my dick?"
Jay
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2006, 12:52:35 am » |
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mon sac a dos?
Unless I am mistaken isnt that a backpack? Could explain your lack of success Delboy! |
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2006, 12:54:06 am » |
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Lisa,
You need to have a word with your son, especially if he asked you this.
Hehe,
Roughly translated this is "Please can you suck my dick?"
Jay
Are you sure? Babelfish says it's "You not very seuse my bete" Google goes one better and says it's "You not very seuse my animal " |
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2006, 01:24:13 am » |
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2006, 01:48:44 am » |
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My personal favorite is
Je suis un camion rouge!
It worked well when I want to get rid of Photographer in a Restuant in Nice.
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2006, 08:16:21 am » |
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"Puis-je payer un verre, ou voulez-vous juste l'argent?" "Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money?" "Mon Dieu!...Apres quelque verres vous n'aviez pourtant pas l'air trop mal..." "God, you looked better through beer goggles, though..." "Je t'aime. Quand est-ce qu'on mange?" "I love you. Where's my dinner?" All stolen from: http://yoyo.its.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/ |
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I stole DelBoy's lighter and lived to tell the tale.
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