Title: Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Stu on May 27, 2003, 10:48:18 pm
Right,
As I spend most of my time driving around in my tatty Citroen ZX Turbo Diesel, I thought the time has come for me to try and scrounge a few rides in some exotic machinry whilst I am at Le Mans. You know the sort, Ferrari's, Lamborghini's, TVR's, Mitsubishi Evo's, Lancia Delta Evo's etc etc. This is purely so that when we are drooling over the Auto Trader/ Classic Marquees during tea break at work, I can say (OK then brag), "I've been in one of those, fantastic etc etc". So if any kind person would like to have my rotund body squeezed into their passenger seat for 5 mins or so, please leave details below.
All offers considered.
Stu
As I spend most of my time driving around in my tatty Citroen ZX Turbo Diesel, I thought the time has come for me to try and scrounge a few rides in some exotic machinry whilst I am at Le Mans. You know the sort, Ferrari's, Lamborghini's, TVR's, Mitsubishi Evo's, Lancia Delta Evo's etc etc. This is purely so that when we are drooling over the Auto Trader/ Classic Marquees during tea break at work, I can say (OK then brag), "I've been in one of those, fantastic etc etc". So if any kind person would like to have my rotund body squeezed into their passenger seat for 5 mins or so, please leave details below.
All offers considered.
Stu
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Had!
Post by: Andy on May 27, 2003, 11:01:26 pm
i camped at the pub garden near the musee1994, a guy gave me a ride to arnage for qual in a jag 150 pre LM race car of 1953/5 i remember and what a buzz. still in orig spec. just a one off for life maybe.
todays cars are like crouch rockets!
good luck go for it. whoooosh!
cant beat a bike !!
todays cars are like crouch rockets!
good luck go for it. whoooosh!
cant beat a bike !!
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: jpchenet on May 28, 2003, 12:54:04 am
Well Stu.......
If the showers on Houx Annexe aren't to your liking we'll probably take the Fiat Uglicar off to the Carrefour every day for fresh supplies if you fancy a spin ;D
Or I might take the Mogan Plus 8 out one day if you fancy it ;) Not a lot of room for food and booze though!! :(
If the showers on Houx Annexe aren't to your liking we'll probably take the Fiat Uglicar off to the Carrefour every day for fresh supplies if you fancy a spin ;D
Or I might take the Mogan Plus 8 out one day if you fancy it ;) Not a lot of room for food and booze though!! :(
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Mr. Rick on May 28, 2003, 12:56:33 am
I've been offered a ride in a Porsche 917K next time I'm in Florida!! Gloat, gloat!
But all I can offer you in June Stu is a sedate trundle in a Peugeot 806 .. float your boat at all?
But all I can offer you in June Stu is a sedate trundle in a Peugeot 806 .. float your boat at all?
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Mr. Rick on May 28, 2003, 12:57:54 am
Just don't ask me to check if your beer is off!! ;) :-X ;D
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Stu on May 28, 2003, 08:48:08 am
Well Stu.......
If the showers on Houx Annexe aren't to your liking we'll probably take the Fiat Uglicar off to the Carrefour every day for fresh supplies if you fancy a spin ;D
Or I might take the Mogan Plus 8 out one day if you fancy it ;) Not a lot of room for food and booze though!! :(
Will take you up on the Morgan. I will also have to try a spot of winetasting with you that week Mark.If the showers on Houx Annexe aren't to your liking we'll probably take the Fiat Uglicar off to the Carrefour every day for fresh supplies if you fancy a spin ;D
Or I might take the Mogan Plus 8 out one day if you fancy it ;) Not a lot of room for food and booze though!! :(
Stu
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Dan on May 28, 2003, 12:59:32 pm
Stu,
Your more than welcome to get on the back of my R1, we hit 155 down to Arnage last year on the Friday....... :)
Your more than welcome to get on the back of my R1, we hit 155 down to Arnage last year on the Friday....... :)
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Stu on May 29, 2003, 01:57:18 am
You could be talking the talk. Years since i been on a bike.
stu
stu
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: SIMONR on May 29, 2003, 09:12:47 am
How about a bike with four wheels (and two engines)... I'm coming down in this again this year http://www.zcars.org.uk/z100.htm (http://www.zcars.org.uk/z100.htm) along with about 8 other bike-engined-cars. If you see (or hear me) you 'll have to shout as I'll be a bit deaf after driving all the way down there ;D
Simon
Simon
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Bobblehat on May 29, 2003, 09:53:49 am
Good luck with the rides, matie. Once had a blast down Arnarge in a 70s 'vett, burtn my leg on the side exhust getting out! Plus, now to realy show-off took a Sunbeam Tiger MK2 all the way there and back, narking of a lot of fake snakes in the process, it seriously fast!!! This year its only a loony scooby fast but not half as much fun as a classic. Next year maybe somthing exotic and Italian..... ;)
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: BigH on May 29, 2003, 10:47:18 am
Is anyone taking a lovely wife or girlfriend and wouldn't mind me ...
H
H
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: MrRS2babe on May 29, 2003, 02:32:56 pm
:P
Mrs RS2 babe and I blagged a good go in an F40 in Geneva in the summer. My go lasted about 15 mins but she was gone an hour and came back with her hair a mess and her skirt on inside out - that must have been a hell of a journey - perhaps they got lost???? I'm sure that the playboy good looking, expensively smelling (apparently) owner of 10 other Ferrari's including the first Enzo just took a wrong turn!?!?!?
Mrs RS2 babe and I blagged a good go in an F40 in Geneva in the summer. My go lasted about 15 mins but she was gone an hour and came back with her hair a mess and her skirt on inside out - that must have been a hell of a journey - perhaps they got lost???? I'm sure that the playboy good looking, expensively smelling (apparently) owner of 10 other Ferrari's including the first Enzo just took a wrong turn!?!?!?
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Gilles on May 29, 2003, 02:52:29 pm
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Will take you up on the Morgan. I will also have to try a spot of winetasting with you that week Mark.Stu
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If you look for wine tasting, some CA members meet friday morning at 10 am at the church square of Le Grand Lucé to a visit of 1 or 2 local wine producers.
Sure that would change of beer mountains! ;D
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Stu on May 29, 2003, 09:37:47 pm
How about a bike with four wheels (and two engines)... I'm coming down in this again this year http://www.zcars.org.uk/z100.htm (http://www.zcars.org.uk/z100.htm) along with about 8 other bike-engined-cars. If you see (or hear me) you 'll have to shout as I'll be a bit deaf after driving all the way down there ;D
Simon
Simon
Definetely up for a ride in one of those. 3.11 seconds, awesome.
Stu
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Rusty on May 30, 2003, 01:11:58 am
We'll have a Diablo and an Anniversaty Countach and if tight arse Chris feels like it, a Zonda arriving on friday ( he normally comes down in a crap volvo, although he did bring his 355 cos he had a new bird with him last year) plus a whole bunch of other german nonsense.
Simon is always up for scaring the f**k*ng crap out of anyone in his SV so you may get lucky, but bring fresh underware as he drives like a complete c**t. He arrives on KN on friday.
He hit 320kmh last year on the 138 so be warned.
Rusty
Simon is always up for scaring the f**k*ng crap out of anyone in his SV so you may get lucky, but bring fresh underware as he drives like a complete c**t. He arrives on KN on friday.
He hit 320kmh last year on the 138 so be warned.
Rusty
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
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Post by: smokie on May 30, 2003, 01:22:29 am
The blonde with the sunshades for me...
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Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Gilles on May 30, 2003, 09:20:03 am
??? According to continental point of view, is the MG girls the only one British chicks ? Or does it it exists more than a dozen of pretty girls on the other side of the Channel ? ???
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Stu on May 30, 2003, 09:40:16 am
Gilles,
Such accusations. If you came to Newcastle Upon Tyne for a night out, your jaw would drop. As well as it being the number 9 night out in the world ( Out of top 10 nights out), the women are fantastic and plentiful. In fact a necessary item for when one goes out is the s h i t t y stick.
I'm sure a few members on this site could back that up as well.
Stu
Such accusations. If you came to Newcastle Upon Tyne for a night out, your jaw would drop. As well as it being the number 9 night out in the world ( Out of top 10 nights out), the women are fantastic and plentiful. In fact a necessary item for when one goes out is the s h i t t y stick.
I'm sure a few members on this site could back that up as well.
Stu
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: smokie on May 30, 2003, 09:40:52 am
We have LOTS of pretty women here Gilles.
They just don't choose to go to France cos they don't like the men there...
;)
They just don't choose to go to France cos they don't like the men there...
;)
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Stu on May 30, 2003, 09:43:21 am
Nice one Smokie.
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Jeffa on May 30, 2003, 11:45:41 am
Gotta agree with Stu.
Newcastle is a fantastic night out.
Especially Buffaloe Joes on the Quayside (bar staff all in bikinis!!)
Newcastle is a fantastic night out.
Especially Buffaloe Joes on the Quayside (bar staff all in bikinis!!)
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: smokie on May 30, 2003, 11:56:15 am
The place at the top of the Bigg Market used to have barmaids in bikini's. They were trained to give a good show too - bending over in just the right way when you asked for a chilled beer...
I enjoyed my few months up there... (Newcastle, that is, not some barmaid's backside...!!!)
I enjoyed my few months up there... (Newcastle, that is, not some barmaid's backside...!!!)
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Lancs Se7en on May 30, 2003, 12:06:31 pm
;D OR YOU CAN TRY IT SIDEWAYS IN THE SE7EN ;D
Noisey, flames out of the exhaust, good enough to cook old ladies varicose ulcers and carbs that suck like good un's
Noisey, flames out of the exhaust, good enough to cook old ladies varicose ulcers and carbs that suck like good un's
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Rusty on May 30, 2003, 01:39:56 pm
I enjoyed my few months up there... (Newcastle, that is, not some barmaid's backside...!!!)
You disappoint me greatly there Smokie. ;DRustyTitle: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: BigH on May 30, 2003, 02:07:53 pm
I saw a magazine in Thomas Cook the other day that catered for these sort of holidays.
A fortnight up a barmaids backside in Newcastle came in pretty good value. Although personally I think I'd go continental. A long weekend in a maids cleavage in Brussells caught my eye. Stay clear of the week in a waiters pants in Budapest, two weeks for the price of one as well.
Incidentally, respect is due to the workers of Scottish and Newcastle breweries. It was their skill and craftsmanship that was responsible for my lavatory escapades mentioned elsewhere.
H
A fortnight up a barmaids backside in Newcastle came in pretty good value. Although personally I think I'd go continental. A long weekend in a maids cleavage in Brussells caught my eye. Stay clear of the week in a waiters pants in Budapest, two weeks for the price of one as well.
Incidentally, respect is due to the workers of Scottish and Newcastle breweries. It was their skill and craftsmanship that was responsible for my lavatory escapades mentioned elsewhere.
H
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Stu on May 30, 2003, 02:11:36 pm
Incidentally, respect is due to the workers of Scottish and Newcastle breweries. It was their skill and craftsmanship that was responsible for my lavatory escapades mentioned elsewhere.
H
Not the dreaded dog. Guaranteed to make one break ones morning seal.H
Stu
Title: Re:Exotic Rides Wanted
Post by: Rusty on May 30, 2003, 03:00:11 pm
Not the dreaded dog. Guaranteed to make one break ones morning seal.
Stu
Stu
Hopefully after you have got out of bed !!! :-X
Rusty
