The Bath tub test

[Steve Pyro]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help you to get started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand." said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"



DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

[amazing 1]

No Sh*t ,I passed.  LOL   You got to love it !

[Lee Self]

I'm sorry, I got busy playing with the soap,

what was the question?

-Lee

 

[amazing 1]

Whats a henway?

[Martini...LB]

Whats a henway?

three and a half pounds 

>Martini...

[Snoring Rhino]

I give up, whats a henway? (hic)
Oh Bollocks, martin answered it