Didn't stay there, but cycled through it a couple of times the other week . Looked very regimented to me. The plots were actually quite small. I prefer the ability to pitch where ever looks best when you turn up and then mark off a nice area with some 'F*ck Off' tape. Houx does have what looked like it's own Bar though.

KN last year, turned up Friday evening so was a little short on space, but still exceeded expectations. Houx Annex this year, a bit more green, a bit more space and a bit more entertainment (at roudabout Sunday night) and better fireworks!

The main differences we've found is location in relation to the track/bars/stands etc. We all had mountain bikes this year which was an absolutely inspired idea!

Only been twice but not had any thievin' gypsy problems. People like to go with what they know, so if a site is good enough, they go back the following year. This also helps people meet up with friends they met before.

HTH!

What do you do if a Bird craps on your car...

Ditch her!

I recon if you find a bar on the route, make it an 'all-dayer' session, you can't fail to enjoy!

Give it another go next time, I'd hate to hink there was all that fun to have and people missed it 'cos of a bad experience.

Unless your name refers to 'dry' as in you don't drink, then just ignore me!!!  

Blonde walks into an electrical shop. She walks over to pick up a small TV, takes it to the counter and says to the chap "how much for the telly?"

The chap says "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes"

Utterly shocked, she leaves it on the counter and walks out. Desperate not to be out done, she goes home and dies her hair completely black.

The next day she walks into the same shop, picks up her TV and takes it to the counter. "how much for the telly?" she says.

The chap says "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes"

Outraged she shouts "But I've got black hair!!!"

The chap replies... "Yes, but that there is a microwave"

How do you turn a fox into a dog?

Marry her.

What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a 50ft hose pipe?

Darling.

Gald you like it jpchenet!! I laughed my t*ts off!!

And if you're sober enough to read tonight.. let me know how it goes down with the crowd!

I know it's not strictly the right place for posting jokes etc. and fair play if the e-police remove the thread, but this is damn fine and I though there would be a few peeps out there who would appreciate it...


                             INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY

                                 Naan, just killed a man
                               poppadom against his head
                             Had lime pickle now he's dead.
                               Naan, dinner's just begun
                          But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
                                     Naan, ooh, ooh
                              Didn't mean to make you cry
                       Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
                                   Curry on, curry on
                              Cause nothing really Madras.
                               Too late, my dinner's gone
                              Sends shivers down my spine
                               Rectum aching all the time
                          Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
                      Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
                                     Naan, ooh, ooh
                                This doopiaza is so mild
                     I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
                                    <<guitar solo>>
                        I see a little chicken tikka on the side
              Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
                                  Vindaloo does nicely
                                   Very very spicy
                                         Meat!
                                   Byriani (Byriani)
                                   Byriani (Byriani)
                                   Byriani and a naan
                                (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
                           I've eaten balti, somebody help me
                       He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
                                  Stand you well back
                            'Case the loo is quarantined...
                                     Here it comes
                                     There it goes
                                    Technicolor yawn
                                       I chunder
                                          No!
                                  It's coming up again
                                    (There he goes)
                   I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
                              Coming back again (up again)
                                  Here it comes again.
                                 (No no no no no no NO)
                            On my knees, I'm on my knees
                            On his knees, Oh, there he goes
                                     This vindaloo
                              Is about to wreck my guts
                            Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
                                    <<guitar solo>>
                  So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
                   So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
                       Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
                                  Just had to come out
                         It just had to come right out in here.
                                    <<guitar solo>>
                                       [slow bit]
                                  Korma, sag or bhuna
                                  bhaji, balti or naan
                               Nothing makes a difference
                               Nothing makes a difference
                                      To meee....
                         Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh
 
             

Butterface (n). A woman with a great figure, but the face of a darts players' wife. From the phrase "A good body, but her face...".

How do you make a woman cum?

...Who cares!!

There was a movie being made in 2002 during the race, anyone know if it's been finished? Or if it's worth watching?

Why did the woman cross the road?

Sod the road.. what the f*ck is she doing out of the kitchen!!??

Q. How do you make your woman scream during sex

A. Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Q. How do you make your wife buck like a horse during sex?

A. Slap her arse and tell her her sister is better.

My wife likes to talk when I'm banging away from behind... but it's not easy to hold a phone as well.