Hi All,

I'm afraid I have some rather disturbing news regarding our illustrious leader, JP Chenet. 

I had the pleasure of enjoying a round of golf with Mr Chenet this afternoon. Having taken his money   We decided that a trip to a local watering hole would be in order.

On arrival I asked what he would like as "shock, horror" there was no Stella! And here is the shocking part folks...... brace yourself. He asked for a diet coke!!!!!!!

As you can imagine, I was absolutely horrified at such a response and immediately started to dial the emergency services, clearly he was delusional and needed medical assistance!

I decided that the best course of action was to humour him and get him into another pub as soon as possible.

We arrived at the second pub as quickly as possible where he made a bee-line for the bar (a good sign I thought) where he promptly ordered himself ANOTHER bloody diet coke!

I'm sorry people, but this is NOT normal. I am deeply concerned. I'm sure that you will have something to say on this matter!

Ah, Mr Brown. I thought you wouldn't be able to resist!

A spokesman for chevrolet said today..

"The team is confident that the new 2006 Le Mans entry will be a huge step forward in performance. This evolution will make us even more competitive"

I can't remember, do I spit or swallow?!  

I think this may be interesting

Yo! Great to have you back. 

I've said it before and I'll say it again. There's not a day go's by without one member or another of Team Zarse scaring me a little bit more!

Ahh, yes my good man. But in it's defence, the Beast's mass had been increased significantley by the increase in bodies who in-turn had increased mass by the increase in beer and curry

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Ahh, yes my good man. But in it's defence, the Beast's mass had been increased significantley by the increase in bodies who in-turn had increased mass by the increase in beer and curry

I’ve heard a rumour that agents Mulder and Scully are on their way over to investigate this possible X-file. One of the locals reported seeing lights in the night sky near Northampton that could NOT have been anything else other than a UFO. When pushed to explain this statement, the local said “the movement of the lights were so fast and erratic that they could not have been of this world”

For my part I would hypothetically love a copy of this hypothetical event ..... should one become hypothetically available

The Truth is Out There!

Mornin Steve,

Drag race. Don't you remember? you were there you know

You're all heart Steve 

Hey Doris.

You agreed to start the race between the comma and the beast

Hey Steve,

I'll have a copy please great to see ya again ...... maniac

A great night!! absolute pleasure to see you all again.... as always. Chris can leave his arse behind next time though