What about the VW Nardo , W12 . sounds great , its a sports car and owned by VAG.

Bit surprised no one has voted for MG , they are a british out fit with a British owner , and in 2002 were fairly quick .

VAG may race a SEAT , but i dont think they will try a SKODA . They are struggling in some markets to re-invent the marque with that UGLY badge.

I saw VW Diesel , not AUDI .  

i always go Pompey to Le Havre , better entertainment ??

I worked out at £50 each for seven in  vw van thing .

Its 150 miles ish , but its a good drive down with the 400 other cars .

I went Weds night and returned mon afternoon , but those are the most popular sailings and are fully booked really quickly .

Dover is a dump . Calais is a hole .

P&O do a special Le Mans breakfast , basicaly as much as you can eat and drink for £8 , which sorted us out for all thursday .

Yeah , a place called Bordon in Hampshire , bloody oil on the road , i guess !!

didnt even scratch the barrier , but it split my frame in four at the welds , impact speed 45mph . and me , only a day feeling a little woozy ( a bit like Le Mans weekend )

Is that when they were ladies of the night

Scummer - No way  pal . Thats fighting talk round here .

I am a proud Englishman , raised in the green lans of Yorkshire and then vacated to Portsmouth years ago . So here i am .

special - pus , thats differnet , no, nail varnsih , hair , usual poor service as the check out girl is having a barny with her fella or some thing .
 

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Canada Phil , are you wanting to add to your member , Not on this site , its a family thing , but if you need to , at your age ( i have seen your photo ) there are many sites , try www.ukswingers.co.uk and your e mail box will be full every day and you cant get rid of them  
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If you are a true Pomparian ( i'm not ) it would have to be Uncle Sams from North End , 2 mins from my house and yummy .

Maybe a Bacon Cheese double or Special request !!

Get a bike , they cant catch you for toffee , even their bikes wont as they are limited to 100 hp and they wear cotton trousers and t shirts , ouch that will hurt when they come off .


DONT STOP , NEVER STOP........ unless you crash....

If they can sell Baked Beans at 7p per tin , when cans cost 7p to make

Try not to think of it , but then i eat Mc Donalds and Portsmouth Cities famous KENS KE-BABS ( donkey nuts and monkey brains ) .

So .............

Going past a Police car at 90 mph in a 30 because i was late for the ferry at Le Havre.

His clio was chgging away at the front of a cue of traffic , just before a dual carrigeway , where i went on to cruise at about 130mph , to arrive just in time for the ferry , 15 mins before departure .

All he will have seen was a puple bike go

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Why late , Coz , the french dont do 24 hour petrol station , they dont like Brits Visa cards and my bike only did 130 / 140 miles on a tank of juice .

Ironically i crashed that bike a little later and hurt myself ,

Why are crash barriers so blooming hard  

All they need is Rohiphol - The love Drug .

ICE to Le Mans .

Take a trailer , with generator , once of the ferry , start the thing up , which gives only 61/2 hours of standing , no worries .

Thats my idea for next year.

If you pass a slow moving thing with loads of water pouring out , Its me

its been fathers day for last 4 years , and 2004 fathers day is 20th june , 3rd week of june .

I'm going with THUMPER's dates,

 

I am told that the Pepperoni Pizza's are really good , 3 for £1.50 .

Just need to work out how to cook on the BBQ .

Any idea ??

I may have to come visit , with my own emblazened polo shirt.