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« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2005, 02:49:32 pm »
Correct.

It was Steven z'Arse (predictably) who was gaffer-taped inside Lucious Linda. Entry was performed from the rear, and it involved a lot of talcum powder and grunting. The eye holes were terrible to behold and there appeared to be what I can only describe as some sort of shiny pink prolapsed uterus with hairs on bulging out from the front bottom. 

But it was the mental problems he encountered that were the worst aspect of his transmogrification; he'd gone quite mad. Once inside, she instantly started nagging us about the terrible state of the toilets and complaining of the general noise and mess in the campsite. We had to get him out of there, after he'd gone wandering off looking to borrow a hair dryer.

I think we can all take lessons from Mary Shelley, and I did feel rather like Victor Frankenstein.
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« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2005, 04:30:45 pm »
Got to see it.Pics please. Shocked
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« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2005, 06:30:48 pm »
Sorry Randy, as far as I know, no pictures exist. Thank God.
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« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2005, 06:34:48 pm »
Quote from: A Zarse esq on October 17, 2005, 06:30:48 pm
Sorry Randy, as far as I know, no pictures exist. Thank God.

No doubt, just the memories and bad dreams Andy.  Undecided
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