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Mr. Rick
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« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2003, 10:29:39 am »

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Your Lordship, Sir Rickmeister of Lincolnshire here, count us in m'lad!! Contributions will be forthcoming from the MB posse, and of course we request that you lads stick around for an extra night this year, it's my 40th on the Sunday ... party time!!! Currently looking at the logistics of a marquee for post race on MB, best bib and tucker shall be required!

Really must get the diaries together sweetie and do the planned curry in your home town that we have been talking about for about 4 years, if only to check the chaps out and give them MB approval!
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« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2003, 03:17:59 pm »

G'd afternoon Sir Rick of Lincolnshire.
Our mottley crew will, of course accept your kind invitation to the party on MB on the Sunday. We shall arrive bearing gifts!

Let's do the curry thing.
Send me an email with a few dates and lets get the bugger organised.

Wey Hey!

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« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2003, 04:13:37 pm »

I remember andy Z being with us  on the  Friday and utterly incapable, full marks to you for remembering such detail. Friday Does the curry invite extend to  Big H s crew,?
are there any female  C.A memebers i would have expected some input from them regarding the title matter.
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« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2003, 04:19:22 pm »

Send me an email with a few dates and lets get the bugger organised.

Winging its way to you as I type m'lud!

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« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2003, 06:18:15 pm »

I remember andy Z being with us  on the  Friday and utterly incapable, full marks to you for remembering such detail.

Not entirely incapable I hope. Surely I was still capable of being embarrassingly drunk?

Still, after a bit of snap, we went out to town that night, ending up in the Relax Bar at 2.00 am. There was only one "hostess" on duty and she looked like a converted man (very big hands). Apparently someone said to her "Show us your cobblers, love" and we were asked to leave. We then spent two hours outside the Station waiting for a taxi, then a couple of stuck up, snotty nosed English bores decided to push into the queue, as they had to get back to their private aeroplane. Various "fucks" were chucked into them, the greedy fat swines. We ended up paying a van driver 50 euros to drop us back. A top night out.

So if anyone wants to know why we don't take women... If we had, I suspect we would have been tucked up in bed by 10.30 with a mug of cocoa that night. On reflection perhaps not entirely a bad thing...
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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2003, 08:41:44 am »

So if anyone wants to know why we don't take women... If we had, I suspect we would have been tucked up in bed by 10.30 with a mug of cocoa that night. On reflection perhaps not entirely a bad thing...

We must be doing something wrong then, as the women who came along with us were still watching the racing at Arnage corner at 02:00 am and there wasn't one cup of cocoa to be seen  Cool
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« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2003, 05:02:15 pm »

Not so much "Women at Le Mans" but "Women talked about at Le Mans". Spoke to my mate Paul in Southampton, he told me about one of the Zarse team, who is a 44 year old welder at Fawley refinerey and an all round top bloke, married with teenage kids.

During the rain shower on the friday morning at Le Mans, we were sat in the Commer having a cuppa and the person in question mentioned about this new woman who had moved in next door, a very attractive 26 yr old brunette. When she was moving in, she had popped round to see if he could help her put some stuff in the attic. Cut along story short, she went up the ladder first and had no knickers on. It was winking at him.

Jump forward three months and Paul had not heard from our mutual friend so he phoned him up. His wife answered the phone and said sorry (you've guessed it!) he did not live here any more as he had run off with the neighbour!

Very sad for all concerened but the question is, will this bit of fluff let him go to Le Mnas next year? Is it the curse of the commer? Or a blessing? Who knows, but women eh??
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« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2003, 05:07:18 pm »


Very sad for all concerened but the question is, will this bit of fluff let him go to Le Mnas next year? Is it the curse of the commer? Or a blessing? Who knows, but women eh??

Best sticking to the beer, and fast cars, but not at the same time  Wink
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« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2003, 07:41:57 pm »



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« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2003, 09:40:38 am »

I am using my brothers user title -

Oh and i havent cooked , cleaned or done anything except drive and then drink , better than the lads that come with me ..........

Well posted Robbos Sister.  I think this is definately one of those cases where Lasses like yourself fir in, and other types would not!

Can't believe you don't do the cooking though Wink Wink  I cook for my lot, and then make them do the washing up...... Grin
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« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2003, 06:34:57 pm »

Kate ( my sister ) cant cook. she can just about do butter on the bread type thing , thank god she doesnt cook. But she fits in better than some of the other girlies who come ,( sorry if you are reading this ) .
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« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2003, 07:27:38 pm »

Kate ( my sister ) cant cook. she can just about do butter on the bread type thing , thank god she doesnt cook.

you'll have to send the lovely Kate over to Beasejour next year for some lessons Wink
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« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2003, 01:05:16 am »

We were there this year, and it didnt help, she is hoping for Blue or Maison blanche, so a late night visit may be needed .

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« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2003, 10:10:48 am »

Did you use the burger stall / bar at the end of the campsite at all.
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« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2003, 01:10:42 pm »

Did you use the burger stall / bar at the end of the campsite at all.
NO NO NO NO NO

When we arrived on thursdau morning about 8am ,there was a realy big pile of fly infested Merquez sausages . At 1500 after setting up camp, the pile was still there, Not moving much, no one seen buying , At 1900 hours before heading into the track, they were still there and after we returned at about midnight  ,the pile was STILL there . Friday it continued , until Sunday when everyone was very pissed ( presumably ) and hungry and the Danes were munching away.

Prefered Le Mans SPS 's BBQ's , Steak Hache , very good on Bread , with french butter . Yummy ??

washed down with the ubiquitious Krone !!

Please say you didnt Gibber !!!!!!!
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