Highest car convictions in the UK and highest levels of other crime as well......whats going on?
It's quite simple Jem. Last week a policeman was stabbed in Brum. He died from the injuries. So you see chasing criminals is dangerous. So what they do is go after the easier to catch Criminals. All they do it take the criminals photo well their car and send them a letter to ask them to say "Fair Cop" here's my 60 notes and I'm collecting points. It's a great revenue generator. The crime solved count is improved and it makes North Wales a safer place.
I have a solution for all this.
1) Privatise the Police.
2) Make the Police the insurance company for house contents theft.
The some one breaks in to your house. They go and recover your goods from the crimal or buy you new goods.
That way the more criminals they catch the more money they keep.
I'm not condoning speeding as such. I'm just p*ssed off that we the tax payer spends so much on hi-tech devices to catch motorists. I love to compare that to the amount spent on Speed Cameras and the amount spent on Vandalisum prevention.
I read on a mailing list the other day an account of someone reporting a Crime. It may be appocraphal but it made me laugh.
Someone phoned the Police to report a burglary. The Police told him they didn't have anyone available to deal with it until the following day. He replied. "That's OK he's not going anywhere I've shot him." and put the phone down.
Within minutes a number of Police cars were at the house.
"Wher's the Body" they asked
"What Body" he replied.
"We thought you said you shot him"
"I thought you said you had no one available till tomorrow!"
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