I'm sure smokie, and Brian of Liverpool boys fame, would be keen to observe that!!! Koprophile heaven

 as swimming pools seemed to   common place this year, and knowing Ca's members are multi- talented, and of many profesions .  Does anyone know if there were any hot tubs there, if not why not. Does anyone know how to botch one up for next to nought?

forgot to mention. you are meant to share the tablet with the object of your desire. wheter it be ,human or otherwise. you get all sort at LM

brian. glad you approve of the spelling. Some of the punctuation that get's on this here is appalling;  Get on the case smokie. I never had you in mind when I started this. I thought you were a young stud like H and myself.
Albert's on no chemical stimulant that I have ever heard of or read about. I think he's plugged into the mains. Like odd-job in Carry on screaming.  Any ideas what keeps him going

BOOM BOOM!!!
you need the acidity of the grapefruit juice, no other citrus will work. But don't forget the ice pack Its vital

MOI.
only helping out the old boys

For anyone with a failing libido.  or over 50 A good recipe with guaranteed results.
1 get a quarter of a V**GRA tablet. Grind between 2 spoons, add grapefruit juice. just a spoon full.( It must be grapefruit )swallow. Enjoy a glass of wine Get ready for the best stiffy you've ever had, just a note of warning..........have the ice ready to soothe the aching member!!!!

Brian. I wish i knew why they called me that!!!!! use your imagination. It aint a description of my meat, or is it???.  big H may have some original thoughts.
We have the difficult task of persuading Albert to bring down a penny farthing. That would be a hard one to top.  good one by the Irish boys, who can beat that??. off for a lst weekend tonight, so i await with some trepidation your responses. take care. SAV

wishy.
better still if you bring the ice tent!!! you could stick a few thousand beers in. and haave a big party

 At least the rspca won't get involved if somebody was to do that, How was the lakes? loads of Ardbeg? Anyone got forklift to have the coke machine away aith

 
What happened to all the banners that we used to borrow! from the hospitality tents this year.
We were on routine patrol, from Tuesday onwards, nothing but security guards with, viscious dogs, looking as if they were eyeing eveeryone up as potential meal. Even the bars were short on posters outside. if things carry on like this, we might have to bring old banners down. wake up ACO this just isn't good enough.

Brian
Yeah I understand the joy's of queueing to have a long old dump. the conversations can be interesting, yet spare a thought for all, (including me) having to suffer the undercooked bits and bobs, unidentifiable in some cases that come off aBBQ. Go down OK then start festering inside. you can't keep that in with a cork and superglue. I got like that and had a great dump in the ladies. no queue there of course, after the delights of fore mentioned dump, some girly objected most vociferously. when politely questioned as to whether or not, I should sh*t myself,your honour, the reply was "not my problem" selfish bitch, anyway I left a poisonous cloud moving in the direction of Arnage. and the smell from hell!!!!.
I'd love to have seen that one being sucked thro' a transparent sucker.
gotta work now, catch you later.
SAV

H
I agree whle-heartedly with your comments, I was under the immpression that Autosport has become more like the sun   (wash my mouth out!!!) on a weely basis. Also it's owned by the git heseltine, once known as 'arzon. As for cartoonist, how about the great Paul Sample. he of Bike mag fame.
SAV

Brian.
 Have a good weekend on the scotch?  did you have to wedge out the guy's on the gate for the camping "supplement"
I don't know if they put it in the bin's. but i reckon that the amount they took, it should be possible to build a decent sh*thouse and showers.

Brian. you lucky sod, have afew me. and, test a few for next year. Have a good 'un. catch up next week. SAV