One from this side of the pond:

Late one night as a man's wife walked into his study, he looked up and said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
 
So his wife walked over and unplugged the cable modem.... 

-Lee

Here's one holding down a blender at Sebring on the amazing Randy!

Hi Smokie, Hi Rich,

If I told you the color of the 2006 tags I'd have to kill you.
It's a big secret, even I don't know yet.

LM '06 -- don't know, won't be able to get back without my wife
and that doubles the amount of money to save... Don't get me wrong,
she dug it, just wants to see more or Europe as well...

Besides I'm not allowed to leave the country until Book II is done...

cheers, Lee

Hi guys, Greetings from Florida.

I've just added a new avatar, and this thread seems like just the place to test it...

Lee Self
Come see my book Porsche Turbo USA

Good Morning England,

Did the article run yesterday?

Can't wait to see it. and thanks to all of you who
came out and added to the fun from CA.

Will we see any of you at Petit in the fall?

-Lee