rex please refrain from farting in the car while pink ted is with you....

hehehe....has andy zarse been moonlighting on another website???

why were there 706 books in the loo??

You didn't mention the aircon' when it's hot outside.
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leftie im ginger, i dont get hot, i stay in the shade at all times....it is a common sight at le mans to see rex one step behind me holding my parasol....maybe he could buy a little hand held fan instead and hold it in his other hand, far cheaper then this ruddy truck thingy...

yeah it'll be a godsend if it rains and 50 smelly men all sleep in it, snoring away....i can imagine how pleased i'll be that i can snuggle down between perdu and bob u (complete with last years trousers).....gosh im soooo lucky really     pink ted says if he were to be truely honest he'd rather stay out in the rain and get soggy then risk a chance meeting with the gimp in a darkened popemobile....

lets have jelly wrestling, i'd take robspot on anytime.....

rex only has a green bobble hat, and i dont fancy a green top, come to think of it it's my hat i bet it's been all stretched by his fat head now.....

not bothered by whats on it but can i have a pink tshirt again? xxxxx

for those that dont speak this form of english let me translate....

Gosh from what i've been told about le mans it sounds like fun, i'm looking forward to going  Claire, when i next see you please kindly remind me that i have had some spiffing ideas which we shall need to discuss     i am a stripper to pay for my uni course     cider hands are jolly good fun     i am interested to meet people who actually enjoy not washing for a whole week.....

good night is the limit of my french.....

yay, everyone can have cider hands....it'll be fun, just imagine after a litre or so of cider you will need a wee....but how?

who's up for them   

please can i have some sympathy???we have (finally) just gotten rid of all of rex's sh!t cars and now, not only do we have some massive truck thing that rex plans on parking in MY SPOT, but i have also been bored to death regarding all the details/future plans for it......and the LLLOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGG drive to le mans in it....i dont think anyone (but us) will be seeing her this year due to my point blank refusal to travel in her yet, i just want 1 year in a nice comfy car with a cd player....sorry, i bring my polski as a peace offering....x

cider hands all the way....i have practised mine tonight....love you xxx

Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked."   

only chance now is tickets for barcelona or madrid which aren't released till tomorrow (21/10/08).....we'll see....