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Ruptured Duck Motorsport
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« on: May 17, 2003, 11:01:58 am »
Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000  is what I am due aparently...!

How dare they ask me if I have been fishing on a Sunday.  I never fish, I am always too busy driving a stolen car whilst getting instructions on my mobile about a where to score some blo' from a hooker....

http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2003, 11:14:04 am »
Nice one.

33 years in pokey, £7500 fine.

I'd be dead elsewhere...
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2003, 11:38:05 am »
37 years and a £7,000 fine  Huh

Maybe I'll just break into someone's farm with my friend, escape injured while my friend is shot and then sue the farm owner while he's in prison serving life!!!
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2003, 02:47:24 pm »
47 Years  £7000 but I obviosly lied on a few. Got a good alibi though, honest gov.

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Ps you probably all seen this one
http://www.cyberglass.co.uk/FlashEx/mindreader.html
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2003, 03:02:11 pm »
Years in prison: 30 Potential fine: £7000

Just don't go to Indonesia "on your own"!!! Can't believe that one!!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2003, 03:02:40 pm »
That is very clever Stu - my 15 yo had to tell me how it was done...
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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2003, 03:05:55 pm »
That one is great!!  Mathematics scares the pooh outta me  Grin

Quote from: Stu on May 17, 2003, 02:47:24 pm
47 Years  £7000 but I obviosly lied on a few. Got a good alibi though, honest gov.

stu

Ps you probably all seen this one
http://www.cyberglass.co.uk/FlashEx/mindreader.html
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2003, 03:17:51 pm »
Quote from: smokie on May 17, 2003, 03:02:40 pm
That is very clever Stu - my 15 yo had to tell me how it was done...
My wife thought it worked for real. Typical I suppose for someone that asked if the NL sticker on the back of the trucks abroad stood for Northern Liland.

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2003, 03:28:33 pm »
I live in Geneve for 6 months or so and a mate came over to visit and said "There are a lot of Chezc's round here" refering to the CZ stickers  Undecided
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2003, 04:50:11 pm »
Jeez I must be really bad.

111 years in prison and 5k fine!!
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