Colonic Irrigation Etc.

[Andy Zarse]

Ferrero Roche and a bottle of champagne! Not the behaviour expected at the Ambassadors cocktail party I can tell you!

[gibberish]

Russ

This mate of yours sounds like a truly adventurous type but I tend to agree with the bristle end being unlikely  

[gibberish]

Ferrero Roche and a bottle of champagne! Not the behaviour expected at the Ambassadors cocktail party I can tell you!

Andy

I take it that you prefer the "Come back to my Commer  and sample my champagne" approach

[Andy Zarse]

What lady of taste and decernment could resist such an offer from from a fat balding forty something pervert in a campervan? And when I bought the Commer I found a long forgotten bottle of Asti Spumante in one of the cupboards. The label says "Gala Bingo". I still have it.

[gibberish]

Balding fourty something...........sounded like me for a moment

Are we now venturing into the hitherto unthought-of area of Bingo in a Commer  Please tell me that you didn't drink the muck, and that you've only kept the bottle for some sort of sick joke in the future

[pretzel]

...Philips I think... not sure which end though... knowing my mate... probably tried both!!!

Electric??

[BigH]

Aaaaahhh.
Strip Bingo in lay-byes.

I'm sweating, I'm sweating....

H

[gibberish]

...Philips I think... not sure which end though... knowing my mate... probably tried both!!!

Electric??

Good grief Pretzel............that could be truly painful, but I suppose you'd have to ask a member of the fairer sex

[gibberish]

Aaaaahhh.
Strip Bingo in lay-byes.

I'm sweating, I'm sweating....

H

BigH
That is a truly perverse idea.  Unless one was slaughered on the aforementioned Asti Spumanti....if such a thing were possible

[pretzel]

Aaaaahhh.
Strip Bingo in lay-byes.

H

Two fat ladies anyone  

[gibberish]

Oh God, please don't tell me we're decending into bingo jokes.  I might have to kill myself

[Russ]

...Philips I think... not sure which end though... knowing my mate... probably tried both!!!

Electric??

I think you're almost as sick as my mate there Pretzel!! You'd have to be carful how you held it...

[gibberish]

Stange how an innocent enquiry about hosepipe fitting can degenerate into revelations about other people perversions

Good fun though

[Russ]

Oh God, please don't tell me we're decending into bingo jokes.  I might have to kill myself

What's worse then gibb??? Bingo jokes or using electric DIY tools for sexual thrills??!!!

Sorry guys.. I think it's my fault we descended below 'the bottom of the barrel' with this thread!!

As far as I know, my mates little games did not include any electical tools that were not specifically designed for the appriprate useage...

But hey... it's all comnig together... we've got the ultimate line...

"Come back to the Commer love, you'll get a bottle of fizz in the back and I'll show you why they call me 'The Screw Driver'..."

Now what girl could resist!!!  

(appologies to the ladies who brave this forum...)  

[gibberish]

OK Russ the bingo jokes are probably less risky, but the rest of is highly illuminating

Andy Z
the things that you are about to do in the back of that Commer are truly beyond belief

gibber