Gutted at the news over the weekend, my thoughts are with all the families at this time.

I was lucky enough to meet him and his co driver at the time Derek Ringer at driver signing on when I used to do a bit of rallying myself. It was his first year with the Scooby Legacy run by Prodrive on the Delacy Forest rally held in the North Yorkshire forest. He asked what car I was in (Vauxhall Nova group A) which was what he used to peddle in his early career, he wished me good luck for the weekend. Later in the event I caught up with his mum and dad  (Jimmy and Margaret) at one of the service areas who were talking to my folks! Lovely people and a great loss.

RIP

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on  some machine and fluids from a bottle.
 
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

She's such a bitch........

Ditto..............................

Bloody family get togethers. I'l raise a bottle or 2 Barollo to you all

The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street
when
he sees a record in the window of a charity shop 'Wasp noises from
around the world'. Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can
listen to it.

"Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable.
After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost
authority on wasps is a bit confused.

"I don't recognise any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost
authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?"

The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track.
After a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is still
confused.

"No, I still don't recognise any of these wasps. Can you try the next
track?"

The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority
on
wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head.

"It's no good. I just don't recognise any of these wasps"

The assistant peers at the label of the record and says "Oh, I'm
terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"
 

linky from another forum, some photos of the Top Gear team

http://www.southbayriders.com/forums/showthread.php?p=662288

Classy race sponsors

Page 7 of the Sunday Times reports today on the Top Gear "Stunt" with the VW car  and Thypoon fighter jet.

I read this weeks autocar last night who gave the said publication a wonderful review, 4 and a half stars, amazing........stop the cock

Snap

Piglet, what's the bet going to be for then: bottle of beer or vin rouge?

That looks like the hamster, certainly not Arron "Stig" Scott

I understand the herse is a "Nissan Dorma"

E%ton John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Elton is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 3 raw chilli's, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts,
all topped off with 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, washed down with a litre of prune juice."
Elton asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ar$e is for....

I suggest "her" own holiday some where hot, with the girls, thats what I've done. She's off to La manga to play tennis for a week in October. It must have taken me all of a milli second to say yes

What a great thread Prof Cream T

Mine was also a cold february weekend sat in the wood yard in the Dalby Forest complex, North Yorks cannot remember which year 80 or 81. Fantastic

RECTUM STRETCHER

      While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

      The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

      To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

      "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

      I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

      The cop stammered, "A what?............
        A rectum stretcher?
        And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

      "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it,
until it's about 6 feet wide."

      "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked

      "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

      Traffic Ticket $95.00
      Court Costs $45.00
      Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
      For everything else, there's MasterCard!