Title: Happy Christmas
Post by: Lord Steve on December 18, 2009, 05:18:07 pm
Hello everyone
Just wanted to wish all Club Arnagers a very Happy Christmas and peaceful New Year.
Have a great holiday folks and I look forward to seeing you all in June.
Steve
Just wanted to wish all Club Arnagers a very Happy Christmas and peaceful New Year.
Have a great holiday folks and I look forward to seeing you all in June.
Steve
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: landman on December 18, 2009, 08:30:07 pm
"I'll give it to someone special...."
*hands microphone to next singer*
*hands microphone to next singer*
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: mgmark on December 21, 2009, 11:10:53 pm
Indeed, a Happy Christmas and New Year to all on CA, and looking forward to June next year, although thinking of mates who will be elsewhere over this festive season, and others who already know they will not be able to make it to La Sarthe in June.
MG Mark
MG Mark
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: hgb on December 22, 2009, 08:36:55 am
Oh yes, it's that time of year again and the white sh*t glory is melting away. The half year after LM 2009 just went away at Warp speed. Happy Christmas to everyone and a Happy New Year, too. Only another 6 months to go...
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 23, 2009, 10:11:55 pm
Happy christmas? :( No such luck.
I went to the local Tesco tonight to do my xmas shop-up. £108 later with not that much to show for an hour spent in a hateful crowded store full of nasty fat smelly idiots, I was carrying my bags across the ice-covered carpark. Needless to say the bag split open and my provisions rolled across the car park. A rather nice bottle of Chablis smashed and my priority was to remove the glass from the thoroughfare to prevent injuries to kiddies and car tyres etc. As I was on my hands and knees in the driving sleet some stupid old hag decided she couldn't be bothered to wait and drove right through the fallen shopping, bursting open a carton of fresh tomato and basil soup, squashing a pound of butter and crushing my sprouts. Enraged I hurled a stray potato at the back of her Suzuki Jeep which bounced of her rear window. The car stopped and her husband jumped out for a confrontation. I am afraid to say some rather strong Yuletide insults were traded as i pointed out his selfish wife's shortcomings as a human being. Finally I challenged them to come round my house on christmas day so i could eat my dinner off her tits. They didn't take my address.
So f**k them. f**k their Suzuki. f**k the ACO. f**k the French. And last but not least, f**k christmas. >:( >:( >:(
I went to the local Tesco tonight to do my xmas shop-up. £108 later with not that much to show for an hour spent in a hateful crowded store full of nasty fat smelly idiots, I was carrying my bags across the ice-covered carpark. Needless to say the bag split open and my provisions rolled across the car park. A rather nice bottle of Chablis smashed and my priority was to remove the glass from the thoroughfare to prevent injuries to kiddies and car tyres etc. As I was on my hands and knees in the driving sleet some stupid old hag decided she couldn't be bothered to wait and drove right through the fallen shopping, bursting open a carton of fresh tomato and basil soup, squashing a pound of butter and crushing my sprouts. Enraged I hurled a stray potato at the back of her Suzuki Jeep which bounced of her rear window. The car stopped and her husband jumped out for a confrontation. I am afraid to say some rather strong Yuletide insults were traded as i pointed out his selfish wife's shortcomings as a human being. Finally I challenged them to come round my house on christmas day so i could eat my dinner off her tits. They didn't take my address.
So f**k them. f**k their Suzuki. f**k the ACO. f**k the French. And last but not least, f**k christmas. >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Dirk3D_NL on December 23, 2009, 10:30:30 pm
terrible experience!
maybe they have a dog you can shoot and grill on christmas eve?
maybe they have a dog you can shoot and grill on christmas eve?
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Lawnmower Man on December 24, 2009, 12:14:35 am
Happy christmas? :( No such luck.
I went to the local Tesco tonight to do my xmas shop-up. £108 later with not that much to show for an hour spent
So f**k them. f**k their Suzuki. f**k the ACO. f**k the French. And last but not least, f**k christmas. >:( >:( >:(
I went to the local Tesco tonight to do my xmas shop-up. £108 later with not that much to show for an hour spent
So f**k them. f**k their Suzuki. f**k the ACO. f**k the French. And last but not least, f**k christmas. >:( >:( >:(
Andy thank you for brightening up my Christmas. Having had a particularly fruitless day of.
Spending 45 mins on the phone for the second day running arranging for my car to be fixed to no avail so arranged a relief car. Then spent 2 hours waiting for the car to be delivered at was supposed to be 11:45 and turn out to be 14:45. By which time I had taken to Public Transport. Not too bad a journey but a good 30 minute trek though mucky slush to the depot to pick up a parcel then back to the Bus and by now it's tipping down.
The bus goes two maybe three stops and runs out of fuel. (How the f**k does that happen?) So back out of the Bus in to the pouring rain. Arrived home soaked to the sink at 17:30. So I was pretty hacked off and feeling hard done by.
But know I can see there are others much worse off than I am this Christmas.
Merry Christmas Andy!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 24, 2009, 12:37:32 am
Tom I feel for you man! :D Nice to see there are others full of seasonal cheer >:(
But just you wait til we feel the sun on our backs oncemore... :angel:
But just you wait til we feel the sun on our backs oncemore... :angel:
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: nopanic - neil on December 24, 2009, 05:03:58 pm
Merry Christmas to all on CA and DFH and everyone I know.
I will try my hardest to have at least one drink for everyone I know.
And Andy - thanks for your review on your trip to Tenco, made me laff, the bit you missed was why are people surgically attached to there trolleys! Some time it would be easier to get around Hyde Park corner at rush hour on a bloody Sinclair C5.
So Merry Crimbo to all
I will try my hardest to have at least one drink for everyone I know.
And Andy - thanks for your review on your trip to Tenco, made me laff, the bit you missed was why are people surgically attached to there trolleys! Some time it would be easier to get around Hyde Park corner at rush hour on a bloody Sinclair C5.
So Merry Crimbo to all
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Martini...LB on December 25, 2009, 09:29:50 am
Merry Christmas to all on CA, and raise a glass to a great 2010.
Best wishes all.
>Martini...LB
Best wishes all.
>Martini...LB
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Lawnmower Man on December 25, 2009, 10:06:32 am
Humbug
So much for a white Christmas. Every thing is covered in dirty Slush round there.
Still in a mood after two days ago.
Now where is the drinks cabinet I need breakfast.
t.
So much for a white Christmas. Every thing is covered in dirty Slush round there.
Still in a mood after two days ago.
Now where is the drinks cabinet I need breakfast.
t.
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Martini...LB on December 25, 2009, 10:34:49 am
Beautiful sunny day down here in tropical Guernsey.
And she is in a good mood, I nearly had a vodka but thought that it might be a bit early.
>Martini...LB
And she is in a good mood, I nearly had a vodka but thought that it might be a bit early.
>Martini...LB
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Dirk3D_NL on December 25, 2009, 11:50:19 am
merry xmas all!
raining here today, but also only 1 degree, so slippery and dangerous
better stay inside with drinks and food :)
raining here today, but also only 1 degree, so slippery and dangerous
better stay inside with drinks and food :)
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: redstu on December 25, 2009, 06:48:37 pm
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs128.snc3/17534_244664119953_760899953_4362762_7412264_s.jpg)
Cheers!
Cheers!
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Kev_mk3 on December 25, 2009, 08:16:40 pm
merry Christmas all :)
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Snoring Rhino on December 25, 2009, 08:56:38 pm
Happy Christmas everyone, hope all are having a great time. Mine is only slightly dampend by those kind and socially responsible people from the Dorset Road Safety Partnership, who apprently have a very nice picture of rear of my motorcycle doing a whole 36mph in a 30. Takes me back up to 9 points and a constant distraction whilst rideing and driving rather than concentrating on the road (20 years @ 50k + miles/ year, no accidents)
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Brad Zarse on December 25, 2009, 11:49:29 pm
Happy Christmas everyone, hope all are having a great time. Mine is only slightly dampend by those kind and socially responsible people from the Dorset Road Safety Partnership, who apprently have a very nice picture of rear of my motorcycle doing a whole 36mph in a 30. Takes me back up to 9 points and a constant distraction whilst rideing and driving rather than concentrating on the road (20 years @ 50k + miles, no accidents)
You.
Bloody.
Ijit.
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Rhino on December 26, 2009, 12:44:51 am
Happy Christmas everyone, hope all are having a great time. Mine is only slightly dampend by those kind and socially responsible people from the Dorset Road Safety Partnership, who apprently have a very nice picture of rear of my motorcycle doing a whole 36mph in a 30. Takes me back up to 9 points and a constant distraction whilst rideing and driving rather than concentrating on the road (20 years @ 50k + miles, no accidents)
you only done 50k in 20 years ;D
you only done 50k in 20 years ;D
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Brad Zarse on December 26, 2009, 02:24:42 am
I can verify that is definately not the case. His poor car is only 4 years into his ownership, and at 200,000 miles is still somehow going (although - I think he's now split the radiator....)
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Snoring Rhino on December 26, 2009, 09:38:24 pm
Ian, where did you get photographed?
Littledown, heading towards Iford Bridge, just pisses me off, the last points were on a handheld gun cos the guy clearly needed to make up his numbers (virtually deserted duel carridgeway leading to an industrial estate in Poole, its got a 30 limit!,there were 3 traffic cars tucked away in a side turn, taking turns, the guy was crouched down behind a sign, I thought he was litter picking), I only seem to get caught just over the limit, when its safe to be so, of course camara's do not make that distinction, they just make money and screw up peoples lives.Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: smokie on December 27, 2009, 03:03:41 am
Ian, where did you get photographed?
...., they just make money and screw up peoples lives.There's an easy way of not getting caught you know Ian...!!!!! :police: :angel: :angel:
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Barry on December 27, 2009, 10:17:46 am
A very belated Happy Christmas to everyone.
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Snoring Rhino on December 27, 2009, 10:28:47 am
tough, I know where you mean, the built up area with the kiddies centre, guess they try to stop the cherubs getting injured from the speeding motorists, fixed camera, been there over ten years, known accident black spot. Will you appeal?
Dont see any avalible grounds to appeal, which is really my point, this was at 5.30 in the evening, I was at the front of the lights 300yards before the camera, all traffic ahead had gone, even on my bike I could have been doing 70 if I have been riding irresponsibly.Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Lord Steve on December 28, 2009, 06:14:34 pm
Ian, where did you get photographed?
...., they just make money and screw up peoples lives.There's an easy way of not getting caught you know Ian...!!!!! :police: :angel: :angel:
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Lord Steve on December 28, 2009, 06:17:53 pm
Happy christmas? :( No such luck.
I went to the local Tesco tonight to do my xmas shop-up. £108 later with not that much to show for an hour spent in a hateful crowded store full of nasty fat smelly idiots, I was carrying my bags across the ice-covered carpark. Needless to say the bag split open and my provisions rolled across the car park. A rather nice bottle of Chablis smashed and my priority was to remove the glass from the thoroughfare to prevent injuries to kiddies and car tyres etc. As I was on my hands and knees in the driving sleet some stupid old hag decided she couldn't be bothered to wait and drove right through the fallen shopping, bursting open a carton of fresh tomato and basil soup, squashing a pound of butter and crushing my sprouts. Enraged I hurled a stray potato at the back of her Suzuki Jeep which bounced of her rear window. The car stopped and her husband jumped out for a confrontation. I am afraid to say some rather strong Yuletide insults were traded as i pointed out his selfish wife's shortcomings as a human being. Finally I challenged them to come round my house on christmas day so i could eat my dinner off her tits. They didn't take my address.
So f**k them. f**k their Suzuki. f**k the ACO. f**k the French. And last but not least, f**k christmas. >:( >:( >:(
Andy
Take my advice - go to Sainsbury's - better class of shopper!!!!
I went to the local Tesco tonight to do my xmas shop-up. £108 later with not that much to show for an hour spent in a hateful crowded store full of nasty fat smelly idiots, I was carrying my bags across the ice-covered carpark. Needless to say the bag split open and my provisions rolled across the car park. A rather nice bottle of Chablis smashed and my priority was to remove the glass from the thoroughfare to prevent injuries to kiddies and car tyres etc. As I was on my hands and knees in the driving sleet some stupid old hag decided she couldn't be bothered to wait and drove right through the fallen shopping, bursting open a carton of fresh tomato and basil soup, squashing a pound of butter and crushing my sprouts. Enraged I hurled a stray potato at the back of her Suzuki Jeep which bounced of her rear window. The car stopped and her husband jumped out for a confrontation. I am afraid to say some rather strong Yuletide insults were traded as i pointed out his selfish wife's shortcomings as a human being. Finally I challenged them to come round my house on christmas day so i could eat my dinner off her tits. They didn't take my address.
So f**k them. f**k their Suzuki. f**k the ACO. f**k the French. And last but not least, f**k christmas. >:( >:( >:(
Andy
Take my advice - go to Sainsbury's - better class of shopper!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Lorry on December 28, 2009, 08:04:58 pm
......There's an easy way of not getting caught you know Ian...!!!!! :police: :angel: :angel:
Tow a caravan?????
Tow a caravan?????
Hey, that my line
Title: Re: Happy Christmas
Post by: Lord Steve on December 28, 2009, 09:21:41 pm
Sorry Lorrymeister
My advice is "Don't tow a caravan" , just drive like you are towing one!
It doesn't matter anyway - I've been on it all day and am comletely twatted Uncle Bryn!
My advice is "Don't tow a caravan" , just drive like you are towing one!
It doesn't matter anyway - I've been on it all day and am comletely twatted Uncle Bryn!
