Title: Would you work with this lot?
Post by: Steve Pyro on December 22, 2009, 04:47:57 pm
I bet this makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
This is unbelievable, but can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics..
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!
Which organization is this?
It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.
What a bunch of bastards we have running our country - it says it all... And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!
This is unbelievable, but can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics..
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!
Which organization is this?
It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.
What a bunch of bastards we have running our country - it says it all... And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!
Title: Re: Would you work with this lot?
Post by: BigH on December 22, 2009, 06:05:03 pm
Curiously though Steve, - no sodomy charges.
I thought it was de rigeur for the back benches, in fact, I thought a 'back bench' MP was some sort of euphemism.
H
I thought it was de rigeur for the back benches, in fact, I thought a 'back bench' MP was some sort of euphemism.
H
Title: Re: Would you work with this lot?
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 22, 2009, 06:51:54 pm
Sadly sodomy's been downgraded from a criminal act to a diverting pastime, so it won't fall within these statistics. Therefore technically it's perfectly acceptable for your MP to be a sodomite, and whilst legal, I'd still like to know whether or not my MP had a ringpiece like a stamped on pork pie.
When i lived in the Eastleigh constituency some years ago my MP was Stephen Milligan. Shortly after I met him he died whilst "relaxing in a gentlemanly manner". He undertook a slightly sinister autoerotic "turn-off-the-gas" game which went badly wrong. He was found dead in a wardrobe, hanging by a silk stocking with a Jaffa orange stuffed down his throat and a copy of What Car magazine open on the centre pages. Apparently he was trying to squirt his filthy greasegun over a giant test of a Sierra Ghia, a Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0CD and an Austin Montego 2.0 Vanden Plas.
Things were hardly any better in the posh neighbouring constituency of Winchester where Mark Oaten MP was found to have a questionable relationship witha Polish ballet dancer called Thomaz with whom he was partial to a "Cleveland Steamer" (if you are ignorant of this faeces-based delight - AKA a Boston Pancake - then you are better off not knowing). The contents of his briefcase were perfectly disgusting by all accounts. No wonder he went bald.
When i lived in the Eastleigh constituency some years ago my MP was Stephen Milligan. Shortly after I met him he died whilst "relaxing in a gentlemanly manner". He undertook a slightly sinister autoerotic "turn-off-the-gas" game which went badly wrong. He was found dead in a wardrobe, hanging by a silk stocking with a Jaffa orange stuffed down his throat and a copy of What Car magazine open on the centre pages. Apparently he was trying to squirt his filthy greasegun over a giant test of a Sierra Ghia, a Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0CD and an Austin Montego 2.0 Vanden Plas.
Things were hardly any better in the posh neighbouring constituency of Winchester where Mark Oaten MP was found to have a questionable relationship witha Polish ballet dancer called Thomaz with whom he was partial to a "Cleveland Steamer" (if you are ignorant of this faeces-based delight - AKA a Boston Pancake - then you are better off not knowing). The contents of his briefcase were perfectly disgusting by all accounts. No wonder he went bald.
Title: Re: Would you work with this lot?
Post by: Brad Zarse on December 25, 2009, 11:40:28 pm
No wonder he went bald.
So errrm.....what's your excuse? The same? ;D
