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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: smokie on December 29, 2003, 06:06:10 pm
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So, what resolutions will you all be making on Wednesday night?
Nothing that will spoil your enjoyment of June I trust...
FWIW, I'm considering the usual ones - trying to i) stop smoking and ii) lose some weight.
But I am not going to make either a resolution as I've never managed to keep one yet...
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1) Stop buying any more Xmas tree lights for the base camp (I have 6000 or so)...even though they are half price in B&Q.
2) Ditto Smokie - lose a couple of stone
3) Learn how to cook, so I can impress "Chef" on the odd occasion...
4) Always drive at the appropriate speed limit
5) Admit to myself that Philippa Forrester is out of my league!
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5) Admit to myself that Philippa Forrester is out of my league!
Sorry not to be an expert in British mythology, but how does she look like ? ;)
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Sorry it is not a better picture Gilles, but she is lovely.
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1. Drive more sensibly and considerately.
2. Run the full length of the Twickenham pitch wearing only a smile.
(may have a problem with the second one ................ come to think of it, also the first one)
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I think I'll try the following:
1 ] Drink more beer
2 ] Smoke more fags
3 ] Eat more food
4 ] Shag more wimmin
5 ] Get more points on my licence
6 ] Make more money ( necessary for all of the above ) or win the lottery (ha)
7] Have more fun at Le Mans
I've tried all other routes and none have been successful, so I'll put a positive angle on this year rather than trying to decieve myself. Self control has never been my strong point.
Happy New Year 'all
Rusty
:D
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Sorry it is not a better picture Gilles, but she is lovely.
Following this link you can invite her to any social event ....
http://www.speakers-uk.com/view.phtml?id=11
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1) Kill close members of the family intending to marry on Le Mans weekend
2) fit someone else up for the crime
3) stop eating these f**kin chocolates my assistant keeps offering me!!
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They have always been rubbish....
1) Find better women
2) Have more s8x
3) Get rid of my lodger
4) Marry my sisters Personal Assistant.
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Spend more money that I dont have and increase my life insurance so that it get paid off when im gone.
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I resolve never to make any more resolutions.
It's never worked in the past so I can't see the point anymore.
Happy New Year All ;D
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5) Admit to myself that Philippa Forrester is out of my league!
Toad, I am very disappointed in you. Have you not seen what a big fat monster Philippa has now turned into these days? She must be at least a 14 stoner!
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I must agree with Zarse - I think she's a bit of a minger
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I must agree with Zarse - I think she's a bit of a minger
Matt , you got me hook line and sinker on this ,
I think she's top class, and that smile , eyes ........
Its a family site and quality forum , so i will leave it there......
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Gents
I fully appreciate she's gone a bit saggy of late, but she was once a dream date...
Just to rub salt into my wounds, Mr Disco was at a party (with his ex) a couple of years ago when he met someone who worked "with" Phillipa (agent or something?) - anyway, every time Mrs Disco leaves him and he's without company, he gets out a personally signed Phillipa picture out from his bedside drawer!! I've tried to buy this from him, but no joy to date.
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Philippa was on the telly this morning.
She has just had a little boy called Gus (good) but is officially now classed on the Zarse Index as a Butter Pig (bad).
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Well she might have gone all baggy in the bits post-sprog but she can give my forest a filip any time! And to make sure this is deemed a Le Mans comment, I am of course referring to the "Esses de la Forêt"!! ;D
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She's now built like the side of the brickbuilt Tribune Benoist! ;D
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Phillipa is OK, I would think twice before kicking her out of bed in the morning....
My new years was same as last year - January with no alcohol :o :'(
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Phillipa is OK, I would think twice before kicking her out of bed in the morning....
My new years was same as last year - January with no alcohol :o :'(
I trust it has been suitably broken?!?! ;D
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no, it hasnt! was broken last year and the Mrs convinced me (with her womanly charms) that I should do a month from my regression, so I went to just before Valentines day from New Years Eve with only 1 pint :o
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She came to my work about a year ago and as I used to think she looked the bees in her leather pants on Robot wars, I thought she was a bit of a minger. Plus shes really small like a lot of TV folk. (probably to fit on the screen and now shes going widescreen). But all things aside she would be a celebrity shag (a shag where you can boast to your mates every time she comes on)
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no, it hasnt! was broken last year and the Mrs convinced me (with her womanly charms) that I should do a month from my regression, so I went to just before Valentines day from New Years Eve with only 1 pint :o
Crikey DR!! Impressive!! I'm lucky if I can last an hour!! OK I exaggerate but certainly couldn't give up my chewy ales for a month. Usually down a couple every Tuesday at least at the halfway house on the local cycle "training" run as incentive for getting out on the bike in the current weather, so about a week is the most I can manage!!
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its difficult... giving up smoking was a doddle