Club Arnage

That's what this place is for, right?  ;D

Anyway I'm new to the forum, but into double figures in terms of Le Mans visits. Looking forward to this year after two years enforced absence.

Merguez Frites svp!

Welcome mbg1975  :)

Even as a hardened, double figured', Le Manser I'm sure you find some helpful tips and information on here. I'm also sure you meet some new friends who you will hopefully meet at the Shampoo Bar on the Saturday night at 21:00!!!

Thanks jp, sounds like a plan  8)

Guess I thought I ought to join in rather than just lurk - I'm forever finding useful stuff here - it's the first place I come when I need info.

MGB75, welcome, a contributor is always better than a lurker. I hope you have enjoyed your time on the site.
Regards.
Brian

I like lurkers ;D ;D ;D :-*

 ;D You can lurk with me any time Paula  :o ;)  :-*

MGB..........you have no idea what you might have just started!!!!!!!!!!

 :(Come on Gibb. Be fair, MGB might be into gender bending! ;D ;D ;D

Bring back Raoul.

Zarse!!!!!! that's an awful thing to say about a new chap on the forum.  but you never know :)  Come on BigH.  What do you say?

oh, alright then...



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Hi mgb

Try Again.......

Hi Mgb

as well as not being able to understand the the difference between hitting the "post" button or the "return" key per above message I have to confess, whilst being a member, being a bit of a lurker as well.... the reason for this is threefold....

1. I may have a chance of copping off with Paulathedrooler
2. The poetic and literary genius of Messrs Zarse, BigH, Liverpool Boys among others cannot be equalled...
3. I never have nothing constructive or interesting to say (well I drive an Audi for Chrissakes!!!!)

Cheers, MrRS2(50cc)Babe

 >:(Timothy, just wait until she gets you home. >:(

H...........thats awfull   :-X :-X :-X

 :o :o :o

<-- Run away! Run away!

I'll crawl back under me rock  ;) ;D

Awe shucks..............and just when this thread was looking promising  ;D ;D ;D

ROFL - oh all right then! So who was Raoul, dare I ask?

OK mgb you did have to go and ask.  Herewith quote from Andy Zarse when I asked a similar question...........

Put simply, if this is possible, Raoul is (was?) a gay Brazillian dwarf who used to hide in the boot of H's Jag and be smuggled past security. I don't think he had a passport, he was too short to have his photo taken in the booth.

Anyway he used to perform terrible sexually degrading acts upon poor H, once involving an angle grinder I seem to remember. Raoul has been missing now for a couple of years. The police investigated, H was interviewed, but nothing could be proved. No corpse has ever been found. There have been sightings rumoured, once lurking around at the back dressed as a 1960's racing driver after the Royal Varirty Command Performance, but he is our own Lord Lucan and not mentioned in polite circles.

Hello!!! ;D ;D

Gawd, what have I started?!  :o

er, Hi Raoul...!

 :o :o :o

Raoul!!!!!

Where have you been. Do you know how much police time you have wasted????  >:( >:(

I don't know where I am! :(

Well I've searched Camberwick Green and Trumpton! Maybe you're hiding in Chigley??

I had heard that you were playing for Real Madrid but that can't be true as you're not tall enough to header a ball!!  (Well, football anyway)

Come on McGarry, get a grip:  :-*, get your truncheon out and give him a good one with it. :( The cheeky little bastard deserves it.

I do hope H doesn't read this, he may be willing to forgive and forget  and just remember the good times him and Raoul had together. Then the whole sorry business of sub/dom gardening and power tool control freakery will start over again. I'm sure H will be back in the shelter for battered dwarf owners. Meanwhile, Raoul will be lording it up in H's house, drinking his best malt, wearing his silk kimono and smoking cheroots in his bed whilst doing 24hr shopping on QVC using H's credit card. All a bit like them weasel fella's in Wind in the Willows. Some folk will never learn. :(

And I wouldn't be surprised to find he's been living in H's shed all along.


PS who ever is behing the raoul/McGarry thing, it's fu cking good! ;D

Trying to lie low at the moment getting a bit worried about PC McGarry, I have booked Le Mans but have to find a trailer big enough to fit in :'(

I've just come of the phone to PC McGarry's local police station and they have forwarded me an artists impression of Raoul.
So if you see this person, you know who to call.  I'm not sure what he is holding, but maybe H can enlighten us  ???



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Christ Steve, I don't know what it is either, but I'd be surprised is it didn't have something to do with enemas. :o  :o

Raoul must be stopped.

It's got a trigger and pump action  :o :o :-\

That's the bugger I've been searching for!!!  (Ooops, probably shouldn't mention Raoul and Bugger in the same sentence, sorry to bring back memories H!!!!!)

So, you're planning on hiding in a trailer huh. That rules out Robbo's as the size of it means someone upwardly challenged like you (have to PC being a PC) would be lost in it for weeks.

I'll find you, don't you worry! And when I do, it's the truncheon for you Raoul!!!

I've been missing that truncheon! :o :o

Don't worry, it won't miss you!!!!!! It'll be like riding your bike without a saddle all round France!!!  

This is believed to be someone bearing a resemblance to Raoul wearing a mask hiding in H's boot to evade customes and immigration.



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No, I was at Dover that day. Unfortunatley it was just a normal asylum seeker, so we sent him to the asylum!!! Not before the old rubber gloves were put to good use on a full body search though!!   Ahhhhhhh.......Latex!!!!

Did you use the special truncheon and COSHH regs approved lubricant ?



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Nope, just a standard "Truncheon Meat Sandwich"  A truncheon between a pair of buns!!!!  Apparently Raoul likes that though!!  :o

Precisely..........what have you started MGB.  Nearly p**sed myself when I saw Raoul appear on the thread!!!

I reckon it's BigH in disguise.  What say you H?   :D

Sorry, I have been asleep.

I have to work nights for a a guy called Frankie big cockny guy with gold chains and stuff, says I will be like him one day.

Also that is the truncheon that I remember :o

I've just received an interesting package in the post from Raoul.
He claims he is being set up by PC McGarry and is attempting to claim political asylum.
Most of McGarry's 'evidence' is contrived and, it seems, this is a personnal vendeta.

The whole H thing is something he wants to distance himself from and he still has sleepless nights thinking about it.

I've suggested he visits the local Citizens Advice Bureau, even though he is not, actually, a citizen.  I'm sure someone will defend his case, lets face it, think of some of the shifty charactures that have got off scot free recently.  It's all down to good legal advice!

I must say, the contents of the video evidence supplied truely shocked me.  But I am made of sterner stuff and will rise above it.
Now where did I leave the Prozac?

Raoul is a lieing little g1t (little being appropriate in more ways than one!!)

Ever since he sneaked through the Channel Tunnel under a Eurostar train (he is so short he could just walk along the rack as they passed over his head!) he has been causing trouble and spreading lies wherever he goes. Poor old Big H tried to befriend him and what did he get in return, apart from an unpleasant initiation into the intimate pleasures of an angle grinder!!

Raoul must be stopped, before anyone else from this forum has the misfortune of crossing his path. Should he still be free in June who knows what havoc he could cause at the Champagne Bar!!
 

The appearance of Raoul in cyberspace, has, I admit, rocked me to my boots, and Gibber I'll have to throw my hands up, go all goggle eyed and shake my head at this one.
He was in a shocking state last time I saw him and I just can't even begin to imagine how he's got hold of a functioning synapse connection never mind a pc and a modem. The little b*stard even appears to have got some LM camping tickets.
And talking of PC's, m'lud, it'a fair cop McGarry and no mistake, you've got me banged to rights but it's society that's to blame. I haven't forgotten the Birmingham Six, or the Fab Four, so it sounds like I'll be needing advice from the finest legal brains in the country. Ant and Dec, maybe.
The sight of Candida and that truncheon has brought back some truly shocking eye watering memories, and it'll be some extra hold gel for me before I go out, just to get my hair back down from the vertical.
Steve, that may be a good likeness, although I suspect it's a little flattering. To tell you the truth, I never really saw the stunted sod in daylight, he'd usually stay holed up muttering about obaki and in-laws.
I'm very touched by your concern lads, and having said all that, I'm still very fond of the truncated tyke; if you track him down PC McGarry Sir, go very gentle.
Has anyone ever read Pet Cemetary?
H

Fair shout H.  ;)

That must have been painful for you H!!  ::)

Give it to him H, just give it to him.
What a mistake u will hang by the neck until dead.
R.I.P

Hi Bri, Ian,Chris,Smokie,Gab and to all on CA.
Paula.xxxxx

Hullo Paula, is that AV in your post actually you, if so you look pretty horny to me...

Hi Paula, lookin better than ever, are those horns new? Didn`t notice them last year.

Gab, she has always been a bit horny, that besides 13 weeks today and we will just be arriving on MB, can't wait.
Take care.
Brian.

[13 weeks today and we will just be arriving on MB, can't wait.


ha! One week today I will be in Florida! Can't wait! All packed now...

Smokie you lucky git, have a great time and say hello to Canada and the others for us.
You behave, no low flyers.
brian.

Smokie you lucky git, have a great time and say hello to Canada and the others for us.
You behave, no low flyers.
brian.

...same goes from me you lucky sack, hope you have no "hurricanes" this year. Don`t forget to make a few photos for us poor bastards that are unable to attend.