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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Rusty on February 18, 2004, 01:58:30 pm

Title: A poem by Paul McCartney
Post by: Rusty on February 18, 2004, 01:58:30 pm

We lay upon the river bank,
my hands were all aquiver,
I undid her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river!

Love
Paul

Title: Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
Post by: Nobby Diesel on February 18, 2004, 02:32:02 pm

Very touching.

Did you har that Sir Paul bought Heather a plane for Valentines Day...........

And a Lady Shave for the other leg.

Title: Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
Post by: TonyT on February 18, 2004, 02:39:45 pm

He also bought her a replacement leg for christmas, wrapped it and hid it at home.

She found it though before the day and asked him was it her main present. "No it's just a stocking filler" came the reply.

Title: Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
Post by: Andy Zarse on February 18, 2004, 03:30:05 pm

Q. What's got three legs and lives in a castle?


 ???


A. The McCartneys.
 ;D

Title: Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
Post by: Mr. Rick on February 19, 2004, 11:08:19 am

You boys - you crack me up!!!! Especially loved the "plane" one Nobby!

 ;D

Title: Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
Post by: saveloy on February 19, 2004, 12:38:59 pm

Rick, I'll sponser you for a Fiver

Title: Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
Post by: saveloy on February 19, 2004, 12:40:18 pm

 it doesn't take much to make to make her legless