Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Felix on March 17, 2004, 07:31:09 pm
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I won't be arriving with the van on MB campsite until early Saturday morning.
So would anyone already there be able to rope off a decent bit of space for me.
I'll be late arriving as I'm waiting for the Friday boats into Grimsby so I should have a good stock of fresh haddock.
Anyone fancy a battered sausage?
Felix
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You can take your battered sausage and your battered Commer and sling your hook. You're always such a big disappointment Felix.
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I don't have a battered commer?
It's a nice new shiny trailer pulled behind my big Daewoo.
I'll also planning a special deal on curry sauce but think it may run through the newspaper - is it worth bringing along some foam trays or can I get these in the local shops?
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Felix
Stop being a big tease!
You know how excited Paula will get if she has even a whiff of fish 'n' chips!
Anyway, being as you didn't bother to turn up last year - I was waiting for you - I had the right money as well (how much is fish & chips these days?)
That being said I am sure that Paula will save a speck for you - she is good like that!
RS2 Babe
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The term "fanny batter" comes to mind. When the Moderator's away, the mice play.
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Anyone fancy a battered sausage?
Felix
Felix, I`m sure Paula is interested in you sausage offer ;D.
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When the Moderator's away, the mice play.
I thought the standards of literacy were getting worse. ::)
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The term "fanny batter" comes to mind. When the Moderator's away, the mice play.
I much prefer to have it breaded than battered.
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Oh crumbs, here we go again, Felix you are an old cod ger.
RS2 who smells of fish we need to meet on the Friday and have a bare knuckle fight.
Paula.xxxxx
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You may be interested to know the old van with the knackered engine has now been replaced and I've got a shiny new trailer - with all the fancy fryers and stuff.
Heres the details : http://www.lufkin.com/trailers/chipvan.htm (http://www.lufkin.com/trailers/chipvan.htm)
Impressive huh ;D
I can smell the rock salmon now :-*
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I'm back...straight and narrow henceforth!
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I'm back...straight and narrow henceforth!
Can I interest you in a nice piece of halibut, or a battered sausage?
Very competitive prices.
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Do you do Mars Bars sideways?
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Felix do you have a greasey pole that I can practice on.
Luv u hun.
Paula. xxxxxx
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I'm back...straight and narrow henceforth!
Can I interest you in a nice piece of halibut, or a battered sausage?
Very competitive prices.
Not me but I guess Paula might like to try your cod piece, or if you are indeed having kebabs to this year then perhaps some lamb lolly might be her preferred choice? Sorry if I malign you Paula but we are all human after all and we all have needs so don't feel ashamed!
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Sounds like we need to dig out the Viz Profanisaurus for some more fish related 'double entendres'.
Felix, what happened to the Commer?
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I'll tell you what Felix.
If you turn up for pre-quals we'll save you a spot at the race proper!! ;)
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I'll tell you what Felix.
If you turn up for pre-quals we'll save you a spot at the race proper!! ;)
Thanks for that Mr. Chenet.
I'll set aside some rock eel for you.
I'm currently trying to get a good deal on the ferry crossing for the Daewoo and chip van trailer.
Here's the ferry. Any one know if the ferry company is any good as I hear the onboard bar is a bit small?
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/discovering/images2/gallery/higher_ferry.jpg)
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Felix, what happened to the Commer?
Thanks for your concern.
I'm afraid after the engine finally expired I considered selling the van on e-bay but a guy from Crawley came and had a look (he seemed to know a lot about them) and said it was shite :'(
So I eventually successfully sold it to a guy in Texas called Will who's using it for his motorbike business.
I took the old fryers and stuff out first and made a chicken house out of them.
Hopefully the chickens will be fat enough by June so that I can bring them along to the race so that I can offer chicken in a basket for sale.
.....along with the battered sausage
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Felix, what happened to the Commer?
I eventually successfully sold it to a guy in Texas called Will who's using it for his motorbike business.
LMAO!!!!! Nice on Felix!! I take it he sold it as being in excellent workabe condition ;)
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Over dinner last week my sister commented.
"Isn't a commer something in a sentence"!
A-Level students have no idea ;D
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I'll tell you what Felix.
If you turn up for pre-quals we'll save you a spot at the race proper!! ;)
Thanks for that Mr. Chenet.
I'll set aside some rock eel for you.
I'm currently trying to get a good deal on the ferry crossing for the Daewoo and chip van trailer.
Here's the ferry. Any one know if the ferry company is any good as I hear the onboard bar is a bit small?
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/discovering/images2/gallery/higher_ferry.jpg)
I've been on that ferry!! I was only about ten at the time but as I recall it was a pleasant journey. Certainly not as many people being sea-sick as on the Vomit Express.
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Felix, following comments on the Tee shirt thread I do hope you are going to trade in Euros and GBPs
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Felix, following comments on the Tee shirt thread I do hope you are going to trade in Euros and GBPs
Thanks you for your concern sir.
I was considering scallop shells but these have been devalued since they became common place in many of the sea front rock shops in Southend.
I was thinking about bringing one of those credit card machines to Le Mans in June (I'm hoping business will be BRISK) but I haven't worked out how to hook it up to the phone line.
I understand from other posters that there's plenty of free electric in MB campsite (I'll leave the generator at home) as the wires hang from the trees. Is there free phone lines as well?
My Auntie Gladys has a big glass bottle full of 1p and 2p coins so I'll have a good float if anyone needs change.
All these practical problems are doing my head in.
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I'm still having problems sorting the ferry out (something about 2000 litres of propane and the Carriage of Dangerous Goods Act) ???
What's the best overland route from Grimsby to Le Mans??
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Felix , your gas is in Limited Quantities so shouldnt be an issue on a freight ticket.
If you get stuck i will ask rich to get some Haz Labels for you.
If you are a real person that is.
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I'm still having problems sorting the ferry out (something about 2000 litres of propane and the Carriage of Dangerous Goods Act) ???
What's the best overland route from Grimsby to Le Mans??
:D :D :D :D :D ;D
Felix, the 2000 ltrs propane, well yes,I understand that bit, but the "Dangerous Goods" ? Are they those three headed Halibut I heard of being landed near Seascale?.....
Loads of dangerous loads get into the country via the underground route, why not be the ONLY legit cargo on the Chunnel?
;) ;) ;) ;)
Bill
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Felix, the 2000 ltrs propane, well yes,I understand that bit, but the "Dangerous Goods" ? Are they those three headed Halibut I heard of being landed near Seascale?.....
I had a good deal on some fish from around that area last year. They worked out be excellant value as they had an extra backbone so I could get 3 good sized fillets from them.
I was a bit put off with the big bulging eyes though :-X