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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gilles on August 26, 2004, 08:42:38 am

Title: Morning Smile
Post by: Gilles on August 26, 2004, 08:42:38 am

Bob is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his capuccino. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Bob what the problem is.

"Well," said Bob, "I ran afoul of one of THOSE questions my wife asks. Now I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Tom.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly." "That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will!"

"Yeah," said Bob, "that's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO.'"

Title: Re:Morning Smile
Post by: Brad Zarse on August 26, 2004, 01:02:52 pm

well its better than the last one Gilles...........

Title: Re:Morning Smile
Post by: hgb on August 26, 2004, 01:20:27 pm

Sorry, it still doesn't compute...

Title: Re:Morning Smile
Post by: Brad Zarse on August 26, 2004, 06:17:50 pm

Big picture version with phonetics for hgb please??? ;D ;D

Title: Re:Morning Smile
Post by: Robbo SPS on August 27, 2004, 12:44:47 pm

Whats the difference between single women and married women ?



Single Women come home at night, look in the fridge, decide against snacking and go to bed .

Married women go home, look whats in bed and go to the fridge .