Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ferrari Spider on September 14, 2004, 07:02:07 pm
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8)SEEKING 8)
French speaking, fun loving & good company companion sought. Able to drive rapid left-hand sports car, girl friday needed for Gilles event in December. must be good at party games and quizzes, adaptable and not fazed by difficulties & enjoys foreign travel. Good promotion prospects for the right person.
Recent photo and why, in less than twenty words, you should be choosen , application submitted by 24 September please. interview in November at my favourite pub.
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Wow, you don't want much do you?
I enjoy foreign travel. Is one out of ten any use?
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all applications will be considered
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I feel I am infinately qualified for this most demanding of roles.
I am a fluent speaker in the ancient dialect of Lutonian, which, as you well know, is a derivation of the early Breton (well, spoken in down town Bret anyway). This in itself is a true root of French and, besides, I've been to Quebec and they speak French there better than those in France itself (so I'm told).
Secondly, as previously publicised, I am an "All round good egg and snappy dresser" and a "Well heeled man about town". Plus I'm an ex salty seadog - foreign travel is in my blood - 'nuff said.
I would add that the prospect of having the steering wheel on the wrong side is not an unknown concept to me as my sit-on mower is a left hooker (well almost - more like a McLaren F1 - you sit in the middle).
To conclude, although I may occasionally snore and fart, I am a whizz at Monopoly and know that those lines on a map are the roads and not snail trails.
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ooops, forgot the photo (might have over-cooked the 20 words as well)
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Very impressed with the level of applicants so far. A bear of the Zarse tribe, a llamoderator curmudgeon from the working area and a shaking ass from the eastern empire. I have high hopes.
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Final selection now taking place, if there is any last minute interest please let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!