Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bob U on September 17, 2004, 04:52:38 pm
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We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda to see any woman naked other than his wife ,and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So, this Saturday at 4:30pm all women in England are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighberhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is reccomended for this anti -terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda and to demonstrate that they think it is okay to see naked women other than their wives and to show support for all English women. Since the Taliban and Al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol a cold 6 packof lager or other alcoholic beverage at your side would be further proof of your anti Taliban and Al Qaeda sentiment.
the British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
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Christ Bob, you should see some of the women who live near me before you start this sort of thing. If I saw any of them naked, I think I'd want to kill myself anyway. No, the six pack idea is fine, but I'll be staying firmly locked indoors thank you!
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LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Christ Bob, you should see some of the women who live near me before you start this sort of thing. If I saw any of them naked, I think I'd want to kill myself anyway. No, the six pack idea is fine, but I'll be staying firmly locked indoors thank you!
Damn it Zarse, don't stay indoors. I shall be in the pub, keeping a wary eye on the road outside. ;)
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I'll do crowd control, keeping everything back :P
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Robbo, everything?????
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Well, I got to the pub at 3.00 yesterday afternoon, and stayed until 7.00, but I didn't see a single nude woman anywhere.
Does this mean we are infested with Taliban supporters, or is it just the same old apathy? ::)
