Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Steve Pyro on October 07, 2004, 07:53:19 pm
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Before Marriage
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After Marriage
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Ring any bells ?
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When I was a hairy arsed youth, doing my apprenticeship, I was told the following -
When you get married, get a big glass jar and put in by your bed.
During the first year of marriage, every time you get your leg over, put a dried pea in the jar,
In the second year, every time you get your leg over, take a pee out of the jar...
You can guarantee, by the time you die, your still taking dried peas out of the jar. ;)
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On the 3rd June 1978 I wed my darling wife Ruth.
In front of the whole congration, the Minister said to me, " Jerry, whatever happens throughout your life life. You will always have the last 2 words...................... Yes Dear"
29yrs later, I still can't prove him wrong!!
Man or Mouse?
But I do have my boat to ecape in and she hates sailing, I do have my GT6 that she hates, I do have my BWM 740 that she refuses to get in.
Man or Mighty Mouse?
Lifes a bitch, aint it?
Jerry
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If Mr T said "Yes, Dear" to me, he'd probably get clocked! (Not that he would.)
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When you are married.
You are always is the s-it but the depth veries. ;D
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Blimey, you lot have some odd relationships!
