Club Arnage

Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Rusty on January 11, 2005, 07:32:15 pm

Title: Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: Rusty on January 11, 2005, 07:32:15 pm

How about this. Not for the timid ;D

Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: jpchenet on January 11, 2005, 08:29:48 pm

I know a certain female who'd be very happy to meet someone like that at the Champagne Bar. I think she's back from NZ at Easter!!

Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: Mr. Invincible Mou on January 11, 2005, 10:03:19 pm

I say!!

Is that Willy Wonka??

Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: smokie on January 11, 2005, 11:04:38 pm

I'd feel a bit of a dick in that...

Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: Snoring Rhino on January 11, 2005, 11:06:07 pm

Need a tanker full of blood to fuel that lot!!
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Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: Chris24 on January 12, 2005, 01:40:12 am

Quote from: smokie on January 11, 2005, 11:04:38 pm

I'd feel a bit of a dick in that...

I don't think you would be the only one feeling a dick in that either.

Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: bird on January 12, 2005, 10:33:36 am

Blimey - I think my pen would run out  ;D

Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: Pidgeon on January 12, 2005, 03:23:01 pm

 ???Now mind you ..... how would he relieve
himself with a hand job (s)? :-\
Wonder how he does when he goes out on dates.
I'm reminded of an old formula.....
The angle of the dangle, when placed in
proportion to the heat of the meat plus
the square of the hair ... provided the mass
of the ass is constant, will give you the
average length of a man's pecker.
However it would be difficult to apply this
formula in this case to to the time that
would be involved to make the study.
Hell .. just send the guy to Sebring and
he'll be measured and weighed in an hour
on Friday night.
It would be like all the girls were in the navy.
ALL HANDS ON DICK

Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: jpchenet on January 14, 2005, 05:10:10 pm

After the theme was started last year, I think ALL females attending the 'poo bar this year should be wearing one of these!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re:Theme for saturday night at Champagne bar.
Post by: johnevans3 on January 14, 2005, 10:17:07 pm

Or nothing at all. :o :o