Club Arnage

Let's try a new thread... if you have seen a link you want to tell everyone about, which isn't racing or LM related, use this thread.

For starters, some of you may be interested in this free sample...

http://www.k-y.co.uk/bgdisplay505f.html?itemname=warning

I'll review how this is working after a bit and may delete it if insufficient interest



Keep 'em clean please...  :)

mmmmmm no thanks its all well lubed at present

How much did your friends and neighbours pay for their house?

http://www.nethouseprices.com/

The type of house is wrong somtimes but the price is direct from the land registy.

http://www.nurburgring.org.uk/

everything you need to know

Non Motor Racing????  ??? ::) ;) ;D

oui     its all about visiting the track to drive your own car


 ;D

Sorry, but you lost me at the "Non Motor Racing" and the "Keep it clean" stage !

There is an American version of this somewhere else, but if you are attending an event at Knockhill then you could use these to advertise Club Arnage...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5951626613&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Can't quite put my finger on why, but somehow doesn't have quite the appeal of the Goth DJ....

Smokie,
I really would like to know how you found this ebay auction. I mean its not the sort of thing you accidentally stumble across while buying a PC game, CD or toys for the kids now is it ! ::)

SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS DELIVERY??? ??? :( :o ::)  iT'LL BE COLD BY THEN.

For all your poultry needs
http://www.nfpledbury.co.uk/easyshopmaker/easyshopmaker_2.html (http://www.nfpledbury.co.uk/easyshopmaker/easyshopmaker_2.html)

I'm glad you posted that Steve.

I hadn't realised just how badly I needed an automatic pophole opener!


 :-[ :-[ :-[

 :D

Bill

http://www.uniquebrief.com/
for the older members   ;D

Ah, f**k it, here's my companies website - let the Thora Hird related piss-taking begin....
www.acornstairlifts.com

On t'other hand (and kind of breaking the non-motor racing rule, my boss has just taken over this (and is expecting me to help promote it - he doesn't realise I don't give a flying f**k about motor racing)
www.panamracing.com

And this is the governors lad's website
www.jamesjakes.com

http://www.bath.ac.uk/~ccsshb/12cyl/

The biggest engine in the world?

But would it fit in a Commer?

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/pierre.scerri/

It took 7 years for this guy to make a scale working model of the Ferrari 312PB.
I get bored and tense after 5 bloom'in minutes!

Thanks Nordic.  I've gone all nostalgic now  8)
These are the size of engines I used to work on in my salty seadog marine engineer days.

I'm off to read up on loop and uniflow scavenging techniques and brake mean effective pressure now.

Ive got the video of when Clarkson went to see this model
PM

Remember this  ;D
http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/roobarb/index.html (http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/roobarb/index.html)

http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/roobarb/sounds/theme.wav (http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/roobarb/sounds/theme.wav)

(http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/roobarb/pictures/pic3.jpg)

Ok, following Mr Harpers lead this is my companies web site, although it could soon disapear if we dont find sombody to invest £1.5m in us very soon. If they do we could be the next best thing since Barcodes and minted - fingers crossed.
www.flying-null.com
Wip round at the next meeting?

Try this for those essential cruising down to LM singalongs www.keno.org/songlistnlyrics.htm
Some people may not be great fans of this particular popular music combo, but then some people aint got no soul.

No self respecting Le Mans aficionado should be without one...

http://www.stechbecken.de/

H

Wow, what a great stechbecken! He's what it says on the English website:

 .The patient’s backside remains dry during use

• Improving/preservation of the intimate sphere

• Reduced soiling of the patient

• No soiling of the bed

• Nearly odourless

• Nearly leak proof

• High cost-reduction

I am delighted to see that it is nearly leakproof, I mean, we're all looking to preserve our intimate spheres aren't we?

My God!  There's a demonstration!

http://www.cleanius.com/index.htm  

Thank God the nurse is wearing rubber gloves.

Curiously, it seems to have a photocopier-like tray at the front. I can only assume that it receives faxes as well. The cut-away cross sections also look interesting, in a giant sort of mole-grip lobster claw fashion. I think even the Marquis de Sade would be swooning at this. There is also a downloadable demonstration video, but I daren't go near it, the police'd be round before you could say carpal tunnel syndrome.
You'd certainly cut a dash strolling around the Village in one of these.
H

http://www.everyhit.com/dates/

Find out what was No1 when you where born

Try this
http://www.unmuseum.org/unmain.htm
Have a look at the virtual exploration link, has the story of the Peking Paris race of 1907.

Well seeing as this thread has opened up a no-holes-barred on links, I might as well post my footy teams web site...

You'll notice we recently entered into the FHM 6-a-side competition, didn't play very well, but the pics of us and the FHM girls speak for themselves!!

http://www.bunkychollox.com (http://www.bunkychollox.com)

(http://bunkychollox.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/images/Project2.jpg)

For a brief moment, there was a flash of recognition.
Then it was gone....
H
 - take a second look, if you didn't get it the first time.

Classic H!!!!!

Took me a while, but that's excellent H!!

I'm confused  ???

Why??

obviously having a blonde moment

chris,
check out what the guy behind the girls has in his hand!!
PM

Powermite, you know what they say...

A man's gotta pee, when a man's gotta pee.

Great shot, good spotting!

I hope he missed the brown trousers.. :)

Bill

Thanks to JPC for hosting this one...

http://www.infocite.info/mark/budweiser.mpeg

Cheers PM got it now think i was too busy looking at the girlsin the picture

I found this one very useful  :P

http://www.flatulence-filter.com/ (http://www.flatulence-filter.com/)

Following on from Smokies link, this site has literally 100's of amusing adverts. Kontraband.com (http://www.kontraband.com/main.asp?cat=tvads&page=1)

But these are some of my favs  ;D

Bud Downhill Racing (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=274&NEXTID=0&PREVID=402&DISPLAYORDER=20021114000034&CAT=tvads&NSFW=0&page=13)

Bud Skinny Dipping (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1591&NEXTID=0&PREVID=1597&DISPLAYORDER=20040916140446&CAT=tvads&NSFW=0&page=3)

Bud Date (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=107&NEXTID=0&PREVID=379&DISPLAYORDER=20021114000047&CAT=tvads&NSFW=0&page=13)

British Army (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1118&NEXTID=0&PREVID=1078&DISPLAYORDER=20041207135942&CAT=tvads&NSFW=0&page=2)

Naked? (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=569&rtn=main-topten)

That took me at least a minute to spot the naked member... The sort of picture puzzle you should have in your daily paper to read over breakfast!

This is pretty baffling...

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/?page=hapland

Pretty baffling?

I'm baffled totally.

Right Bob! You know that it has ended when you accomplish the stated aim; lighting the two torches on the top right circular thing. It also comes up with 'The End' in big letters that fill the screen.

Have a go by all means but do not read the bit below in italics if you don't want it spoiled. You've been warned. I didn't write this myself by the way.






Open the hatch on the right above the upwards-pointing arrow, and click the arrow to get a little man to operate your cannon. Open the window of the house in the bottom left (so the inhabitants can hear the bell when it rings) and nake sure the arrow suspended above it is pointing right (so they know which way to run when the time comes). This all becomes important later.

Fire your first rock upwards at the bell, but - WAIT - as it hits the bell you need to click on the see-saw/spear thing, so that it swivels and ends up pointing upwards on the left. If you don't do this the rock will trap it in the position it started in. As the bell rings, the house door in the bottom left should open.

Angle your cannon down and fire the second rock to knock the plank into place for the bridge. The next two things you fire are grenades, and they're a complete red herring. You need to get rid of them without destroying anything, so fire them down and click on the bridge just before they hit it. It'll bounce and knock them upwards to explode harmlessly in mid-air. Fire your last projectile down so it'll bounce into the cave and the man can open the door.
Click on your cannon-eer again and he'll get inside it. Get another man from the up-arrow and have him fire upward - your first chap should land by the bell. Click on him and he'll move the scaffolding. Click on the see-saw to have it revert to its original position, and keep clicking on the bell till it falls off. This should catapult the rock down to clear the landmine below. With that done, click on the open house door and a chap will come out and have a clear path to light the firtst torch for you.

If you click on the bloke in the cave at the bottom he'll run to light the second torch, but a dog (or man on a bike with slicing wheels, I'm not sure) will drop out of the '!' box and kill him. What you need to do is start him running, and then (timing) open the window above him - the chap inside will slam it shut, and the ceiling will cave in and kill the dog, (or man on a bike with slicing wheels, as applicable).

And there you have it!

Mchos grazias

I got it now.

But I must say Andy, what with this and the weather in 2005 posting Iam convinced that you really do have too much time on your hands.

May I suggest that we run a situations vacant thread.

http://gprime.net/video.php/tornmime

Top of the pops for the deaf?

Very Good!!

hit my giggle button  ;D

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

These guys have some good ideas

This one is a motor racing link and pretty sombre viewing it makes too. Does anyone know anything about this? Seems to be a GT type race held in the Far East or Japan. It's not for the squeamish, so you have been warned.

http://gprime.net/video.php/crashandburn

Hope the guy was OK, :o
Bring home the dangers of motor racing, these people certainly earn their money

From the title of the site and the sombre music, think the guy driving the 2nd car didn't make it.
One clip I don't fancy rewatching.

i have seen this before, and i am glad to say that all that were involved survived, although the guy in the ferrari was sueing the organisers after it took officials over 90 seconds  :o  to get him out

I have the second part of this film, but it is 16mb and I have run out of space on my website  ???

However, it basically shows him burning for 90 seconds before being dragged out and then he is seen staggering and falling about the track whilst nobody attends him. Quite terrible really.

Here is a link about the ensuing court case

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/archive/200310/29/20031029p2a00m0fp019000c.html

At least he survived.

I can host it Mr. I!! I'll PM you some ftp details!!

The court case sounds quite bizarre.

"A racing car driver whose career ended with a sickening crash five years ago Wednesday was awarded 90 million yen compensation after the Tokyo District Court ruled race organizers were to blame for his crippling accident."

About £440,000!!

"Tetsuya Ota fell well short of getting the 300 million he had been asking from the five organizers and the marshal of the 1998 race where he suffered severe burns that ruined his driving career, but received the vindication he had been looking for.""Those ordered to pay Ota include Fuji Speedway in Shizuoka Prefecture, where the horrifying crash occurred, and TV Tokyo, which broadcast the race."

Unless things are different over there, I'm surprised that a volunteer marshall is being sued! That said, I did notice from the video that no-one particularly rushed to either car!!!

"None of the defendants have stated whether they will appeal against the ruling, including TV Tokyo, which spent the entirety of the court battle arguing that it could not be regarded as one of the race organizers."

So a TV company is classed as responsible, as were sponsors, because the pace car went too fast?????

"A pre-race agreement between Ota and the organizers not to pursue legal action in the event of an accident was also dismissed as unacceptable."

We've all said many times that the drivers know the risks involved, and that is why we respect them!!

OK, thanks to Mr Invisible, here is the continuation of the crash.

http://www.infocite.info/mark/aftermath2.mpeg

BE AWARE: It's 16Mb so don't try this on dial up children!!!

Hmmh, very worrying, anybody that has paramedic experience must feel sick in the stomach.  Its almost like watching one of those Japenese extreme TV game shows.

Amazed the guy was alive, let alone able to walk.

How very sobering that is I still can't belive they just pulled him out and left him on his own to try and walk away. But at least he's still alive

This was being discussed at the rendezvous with Gilles the other night. or at least I think it was - I heard of it recently. It's a 50mb download though, just been posted on another forum I use. Clarkson trying to destroy a Toyota.

http://stan.cc.swin.edu.au/~jeff/cars/Top Gear Toyota Hilux - Unbreakable.wmv (http://stan.cc.swin.edu.au/~jeff/cars/Top Gear Toyota Hilux - Unbreakable.wmv)

Couldn't get your link to work Smokie.  Got it using

http://stan.cc.swin.edu.au/~jeff/cars

then clicking on the rest in the list displayed.

DB

Or you could make a direct link like this

Click Here (http://stan.cc.swin.edu.au/~jeff/cars/Top Gear Toyota Hilux - Unbreakable.wmv)

 ::)

Does the Top Gear team not realize the value of caravans at such venues as Le Mans? regardless of condition, shame on them. Not on old boy, not on at all. >:(

An interesting site comparing the difference between English and oriental language.


http://www.engrish.com/ (http://www.engrish.com/)



(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/coolpis.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/radies.jpg)

Here's more, this site has me in fits

(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/cafedecancer.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/roo-poo.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/toiletwash.jpg)

What do they mean by this??  ;)

(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/reftainsign.jpg)

Probably after a visit to here!

(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/tittyboo.jpg)

Or this... How embarrassing!