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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Steve Pyro on February 10, 2005, 05:07:23 pm

Title: e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 10, 2005, 05:07:23 pm

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Paddy_NL on February 10, 2005, 05:21:35 pm

(http://smile.smilies.nl/368.gif)

Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Ballast on February 11, 2005, 09:05:00 am

RROTFLMTO!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

I needed that this morning Steve. Good man!  :)

Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Abs on February 11, 2005, 09:18:16 am

Remind me Gazza, B&Q is that where you get your no nails from :-\

Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Ballast on February 11, 2005, 09:33:49 am

The very same. And might I add at a very reasonable price!  8)

Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: SteveB on February 12, 2005, 08:31:05 am

I got thrown out of B&Q last weekend!

I was walking around the Garden section, when an assistant walks over and asks "Do you want Decking?"
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So I hit him first

Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: The Planman on February 15, 2005, 12:10:02 am

Quote from: SteveB on February 12, 2005, 08:31:05 am

I got thrown out of B&Q last weekend!

I was walking around the Garden section, when an assistant walks over and asks "Do you want Decking?"
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So I hit him first

Well none SteveB, tickled me, v funny, gigglin like a school girl, v good  :) :) ;)