Club Arnage

I know we have done this one before.... (I didn't agree that Vicky B-H was the best decision), but I have to share with you that I have just found the contact details for the posh bird from Blakes 7!! Now all I have to do is see if she is free for a couple of days in June for a one to one teaching contract... ;D ;D ;D

http://www.sallyknyvette.co.uk/index.htm

Any other thoughts from CA? Mr Disco from BM is convinced that Thelma from Scooby Doo is better, but I don't think you can allow cartoon characters, otherwise everyone would go for Betty Rubble from the Flitstones... :P

Just in case you forgot how she looked in 1979..

http://www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/blakes7/images/0201blakes.jpg

Well, maybe something about rose tinted spectacles... but if she was in to motor sport I'd lend her my teleport bracelet I made after watching Blue Peter any day...

Clearly it would be Mrs Nordic.

However as she has expressed no intention of ever sleeping in a tent or going to Le Mans, it would have to be Ms Halle Berry. I may however,have to invest in a bigger tent as she is quite tall.

I don't think she has any interest in motorsport, so could stay behind to cook, clean, do her make up in a car wing mirror and prevent pikey attack.
 
(Halle on the off chance you read this while googling before the Oscars, PM me details of your phone number and approx height, cheers.)

I nominate Jordan aka Katie Price.

Valid reason - As the cobra boot is a bit restricted for space, I wouldn't need to take a PILLOW  :o

Carole Bouquet - the only femme EVER for me (apart from Sporty Spice if she asked nicely - those eyes get me every time!).  Actually Sheridan Smith would get a look in too as long as she didn't smoke in real life like her character in 'Two Pints'.

CB would also prove extremely useful for a bit of translation (haven't heard it called that for a while  ;) )

Good call Mr Rick - but everyone to themselves - I thought you meant the other one in Two Pints when you said Sheridan Smith...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/twopints/wallpaper/s3_janet.shtml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/twopints/wallpaper/s3_donna.shtml

Anyway, after just one day at Le Mans either would be welcome in my tent for sure....

I have to say Mr Toad that I guess all three girls would get a look in (the lucky young things) but Louise is far too mad and Donna, hmmmm, not sure why she'd get passed over, but there is summat about Janet that works for me. Maybe it's the penchant for Stella and vegetables that works for me!!  ;)

me   ;D 8)

http://www.ronjeremy-themovie.com/images/noteasy.jpg

www.ronjeremy-themovie.com

 ;D

Although i do think VBH (although not blessed with the good looks) would be the most fun camping and the thoughts of her scalling, 'Stu,  Your beers ready and your bacon sandwich is ready and my bacon sandwich needs filling (husky voice, lusty wink, say no more)' does it for me, I'll stoop to a lower class of camper.

Jenna Jameson _ to sort out my stiff back from lying on that cold ground in my tent.
Nigella Lawson _ (she'd have to lose a few pounds though) for that 'cook my breakfast Bitch' experience.

And I suppose them couple of old boilers of the telly who go around and clean up for everyone  although they would have to sleep in a seperate tent and not show their faces until I have retired to bed.

I've also had a soft spot for Liz Hurley though. absolute class. I'd knock her hips into next week.

Iv'e got something for Liz Hurley but it's far from soft

Well if VBH didn't go down well last time (funny I would have thought she would have done ;) )

How about Suzi Perry, I'm sure she wouldn't mind roughing it for a weekend & she'd be more than capable of keeping me warm at night :o

Suzi Perry on the back of my bike in her one piece black leathers - YEAH BABY YEAH

Charleze Theron - And she drove a mini once

What about Jo Brand to keep the pikeys away from the campsite while you at the circuit. :)

Jodie Kidd as she has a racing license and seems to enjoy collecting expensive motors!!

A good Liverpool Lass.

I'd have to vote for Suzi Perry as well, nothing like a hot biker chick, and she would actually understand what the hell was happening on the track as a bonus.  Who mentioned Liz Hurley?
Always thought she looked ridden hard and put away wet, now her tits have gone south as well...
Charlize would be nice as well but still haven't been able to shake the "Monster" mental image.
Fax

Brian, she is about the only thing you didn't supply on my trip last year with you.  We had some very nice ladies with us but I think they had other things on their mind.   But they did look sooooooooooo good on Sat. night going to the Shampoo Bar.  

Some excellent suggestions Gents!

Could I possibly add Phillipa Forester to the list, or would this be viewed as a bit weird?

I'm trying my damndest to get a picture of my tent mate and I'll try again.

Got It !!!!!  Now to find the tent that will hold us.

This particular MG bird from Le Mans 2002 could quite happily keep me company in my tent at Le Mans. I wouldn't see any racing mind you if I did get her in my tent ! ;)

Hi Pidgeon,
That top looks bigger than Les's tent and just as lopsided.
Canada Phil

...Pidge, is she also included in your Sebring invitation package?

I've just dug out a worthy photo of my pillows.

(http://www.rant.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/cfuk/Jordan.jpg)

From the female perspective, my ideal tent mate would be a beer fuelled British geezer, with a nice round belly and a face thats burned to the colour of a lobster.  In a perfect world there would also be vast amounts of methane packed into this dreamboat!... Now what are my chances of finding that at Le Mans?  ???

Fran, I'm sure you wouldn't have to look too far!

Don't forget the 4 day chin stubble and the fetid armpit aroma.

I nearly meet your requirements apart from the fact I'm more of a dreambarge.

And I only burped.

Another change of Plan.

Angelina Jolie.

I would have to volunteer to look after the sleeping arrangements for the Hawaiian Tropic girls!

(http://www.hawaiiantropic.com/2004//pageant/top5.jpg)

That should save on the sunburn this year  ;)

That's alright, I can hold the winner's golden bits if that's needed... and if only for a while...

I dropped the one with the big boobs ( not enough room in the tent ) in favor of the a group session ( everybody outside on the grass ).

Pidgeon, that bugg*r*d it for me..

I was going to get back to the Blakes Seven bit with the bird who played Servelan, but somehow she just faded a little...

Fran, feel free to wander along to Houx Annexe and we will try to assist your very difficult search with about 3,000 possibles....


Bill

 ;)

Do you think that the second from the left's bum has Really eaten her knickers?

I'd send a picture of this group from up front .......... but I caught hell once before for sending an improper photo. But the picture is definitly tittlelating.  (is that a word???) About the missing knickers, I have to go brush my teeth.

" (is that a word???)"

It is now!

Bill

titillate=excite pleasantly so yes it is a word
Canada Phil

She will do for me

I'm not sure if this is too near the knuckle.
And I'm not sure if I'd share my tent with him. But anyway, this is exhibit A from a rather famous pop stars trial which is ongoing right now.
Yours,
Colonel Sanders

Toad, have you been on the cider?

Whilst she used to be a bit tasty years ago, Ms P Forester has the same proportions these days as my Subaru Forester. It is now officially classed as a fat butterpig. Maybe not weird but probably a non-conventional choice on your part.

And I certainly wouldn't be sharing with Joan Bakewell either, for reasons best left unsaid.

Just about up to the knuckle as far as I can see H  :o

I have a more pressing engagement at Sebring and I'm looking forward to spending some quality time under canvas with the lovely Lurlene.

Pidge, I'm not surprised mate! I seem to remember it showed a man getting out of the sea naked and in a state of considerable "exitement", for want of a better phrase. I could never really reconcile why you took the photo in the first place? ???

And hey, two weeks today.... :)

You could, of course, simply upload the said image to an image hosting site (such as http://photobucket.com ) and then post a link to the picture with a warning regarding the content, so people can decide wether they wish to view it or not.

However, having had some time to assess the general standard of this forums members levels of acceptability, may I suggest that if you do this, you ensure the hosting site is capable of handling excessive bandwidth demands  ;D

If you are unsure how to do the above, PM the pic to me, and I will upload and supply a link for you.

I didn't take it ............... I'm in it   But here's another choice for sharing a tent at Sebring.

Now three of a kind is not a bad hand. How big is your tent.?