Club Arnage

To help CA members get recognised and for a bit fun, we have decided to have a Make Your Own T-Shirt competition on the Saturday night at the Shampoo bar. The T-Shirt can have any content but must include a mention to Club Arnage. The judge will be Smokie (bribes accepted on the night) and the winner will be entitled to a fresh glass of Shampoo to be quaffed in one. T shirts are eaisly made with the special paper you can get that you reverse print and then iron onto one of thoses £2 Tshirts you get from Matalan etc.
Gentlemen start your ironing boards.
You have 15 nights to get one done.

Stu

N.B. Ladies T-Shirts have to be cut down (or even up) to show an ample bit bap and also should be wet.

Judges decision is final

So what happens when when you and I turn up in the same t-shirt Stu??   ;)

That can be your day attire and you could get an evening wear special.

Stu, I hope this isn;t a naive question...what's "ample bit bap"...should it be ample bit OF bap, and should I be considered editing on grounds of taste and decency???

Or is it a reference to a bit map, which as everyone knows is a file format widely used in the production of said tee shirts?  :)

Every male knows that there's nothing better than  French or English ladies with some Decent french baps. You know just by looking at them that the taste will be fantastic.  So as you see, no need to edit. Your just a bit paranoid. Just thought that some one may be a bit peckish.

Stu

Oh Ok. Must go, I can hear the voices again...

the contest of the people or team accompanied with the most numerous AND gorgeous girls and ladies !

We gonna judge the quality AND the quantity.

No one under 16 years, up to 80 is eligible !

Gilles - Half the blokes in our team behave like women - does that count??  ;D

You won't appreciate it Trayboy brings anthing along.
He's been caught recently wheeling some bird around the size of a Zeppelin, mind you her pants could come in handy as a marquee if it's too hot or wet as long as she's got all the rice crispies out of them.
Rusty

In case of no other competitors  :'( it can count !

No - I think it's best keeping it to the ladies......

Was is 2 or 3 years back there were a shed load of Scandic young women walking about?  I remember it was the year I twisted my ancle not paying attention to where I was walking for some reason!!!  One minute I was on my feet happily walking in the sun, next thing, Happs says to me, 'look at the tits on that' and bam!!  Arse over tit - didn't spill me beer though!!  :D

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Now, why would have somebody have a picture like that?  Eh?  

Good point Stu - come on BigH spill the beans.................

Bid Erta I think?? For those gents old enough to remember.

Do you have a pic of the Snake Girl H? Or the head on a coffee table?

Wow - Big Erta!  She was there '91 '92 that I know of - never went in to see the "show", far too innocent for that malarky

Nothing "racy" in that tent I can assure you, just a very large woman. They used to weigh her knockers on the scales. I cant remember how much they each weighed, but it was about the same as the average bloke. They were about three foot long with big veins in them and as flat as a Crepe grand marnier. Amazing!

Erta's dead now, god bless her. And a little bit of Le Mans folklaw went with her.

The snake girl was a classic, but I'm afraid I didn't get a photo. I seem to remember temporary paralysis and a lead like jaw. I did get one of Erta though, "go on pet, give us a smile" but it would involve a shovel and huge spiders if I tried to find it.
She had to close up shop early on the Friday night, if I remember correctly. Mazda had hired her cleavage to do a late night shakedown on the car, you could hear it screaming up and down from the campsite.
H

Thanks for the memories there H, all the boys remember those monster bockers with fondness.
It's a good job Trayboy wasn't with us at the time cos he would have been asking her out on a date. He has rather specialist tastes.
Rusty
I'm e-mailing that pic to Doom and Spotty as we speak. Doom's server has been called Big Erta for many a year now. ;D

It sounds like I need to get amongst the spiders then Rusty!
H

Nice idea for the t-shirt competition.However,you all meet a 9.00 at the shampoo bar.Slight prob.by the time we are ratarsed from our BBQ,it is usually 11.00 by the time we get to the village.

This is due to the half hour trek up from Beausejour.

Anyway apart from the CA reference how  about a theme based on the race being the *80th run since the races inception!! 8) ;D
WE also have a couple of "bouncers" in our group,Would anyone like to see their "BAPS" or is it "pecks"?  :D 8)

Any comments??

Andy

Rusty..... LOL

Trayboy  out hero !

The world is a safer place with him around

despite BBQ and bike antics..

Just keep all those certain special ladies entertained.

I f**k*ng think you f**k*ng should fella, get that f**k*ng shovel out and f**k*ng get down that f**k*ng shed right f**k*ng now!!!
It is a f**k*ng shame that the f**k*ng french f**k*ng side shows have f**k*ng disappeared, f**k me, they were the f**k*ng cracking f**k*ng  business. f**k*ng  Hinch has f**k*ng fond f**k*ng memories and f**k*ng scars from f**k*ng being f**k*ng shot in the f**k*ng arse from f**k*ng one of the f**k*ng owners of the f**k*ng shot gun f**k*ng stalls. Well, f**k me, he f**k*ng wouldn't f**k*ng give us a f**k*ng prize....so we f**k*ng shot the f**k*ng prizes...what the f**k did he f**k*ng expect the f**k*ng pikey  fr*nch c**t.
Rusty ;D