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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ballast on October 13, 2005, 12:01:01 pm

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Ballast on October 13, 2005, 12:01:01 pm
I think this may be interesting ;)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: jpchenet on October 13, 2005, 12:04:46 pm
No matter how hard he pulled, Kimi couldn't remove the bottle that Schuey had shoved down his throat.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: jpchenet on October 13, 2005, 12:07:13 pm
The last time Kimi had a mouthful of Mum it was 25 years ago and very different
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Nobby Diesel on October 13, 2005, 12:07:29 pm
There are a million and one possibilities here, but hey, I don't want to be moderated!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Nobby Diesel on October 13, 2005, 12:08:33 pm
The last time Kimi had a mouthful of Mum it was 25 years ago and very different

Bitty.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ballast on October 13, 2005, 12:09:04 pm
I can't remember, do I spit or swallow?!  :-X
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: rcutler on October 13, 2005, 01:08:55 pm
When zoomed out schumacher could be seen on both knees
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: SteveZarse on October 13, 2005, 01:29:09 pm
He's clearly singing.

"Finland, Finland, Finland! The place where I quite want to be!"

or

"Kimi kimi kimi fried chicken"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Bob U on October 13, 2005, 01:31:00 pm
Quote from: SteveZarse on October 13, 2005, 01:29:09 pm
He's clearly singing.

"Finland, Finland, Finland! The place where I quite want to be!"

or

"Kimi kimi kimi fried chicken"
he's sure not singing  "We are the champions"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: smokie on October 13, 2005, 02:27:43 pm
Kimi needed some lubrication to maintain his flat, monotonous voice at the post-race press interview...
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: chrisbeatty on October 13, 2005, 02:53:31 pm
Ok, now I've got the champagne where are the stippers??
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Fax on October 13, 2005, 02:56:44 pm
I'll drink till she's good looking...
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: amazing 1 on October 13, 2005, 03:19:53 pm
Oh my god ! Where has this bottle been?It smells like ____ !

  Fill in the blank!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steve Pyro on October 13, 2005, 03:44:03 pm

He'd seen it done before at the all night Pleasure Palace.  Now he just needed to get it past his tonsils and not gag too much .............
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steve Pyro on October 13, 2005, 03:44:59 pm

Help, for Christs sake.  I've got my tongue stud stuck in the wire cap.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ballast on October 13, 2005, 03:46:38 pm
Ah, Mr Brown. I thought you wouldn't be able to resist! ;):D
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steve Pyro on October 13, 2005, 03:50:02 pm
Quote from: Ballast on October 13, 2005, 03:46:38 pm
Ah, Mr Brown. I thought you wouldn't be able to resist! ;):D


 ;D


....he'd felt that fizzy, spurting sensation in the back of his throat before.........
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Bob U on October 13, 2005, 03:53:37 pm
Whilst in Japan Kimi couldn't resist the
 Creme of sumyunguy soup
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Chris24 on October 13, 2005, 06:05:21 pm
This doesn't taste like mums breast milk, says the baby faced Kimi.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Stu on October 13, 2005, 06:13:12 pm
f**k*ng hell, This tops tight.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: wishy on October 13, 2005, 07:20:48 pm
Almost there..........now where's the gimp mask!!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: SteveZarse on October 13, 2005, 07:48:32 pm
Quote from: wishywashyman on October 13, 2005, 07:20:48 pm
Almost there..........now where's the gimp mask!!!!!!

LOL nice one! Only gimp boy was much better looking than Kimi... ;)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mr. Invincible Mou on October 16, 2005, 05:09:43 pm
Kimi had been warned, "Don't mess with the CA boys in the Poo bar, you can't win!". But being a typical F1 driver, he thought he knew different.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: neilsie on October 18, 2005, 03:33:34 am
"is it okay to wipe up on the curtains?"