Club Arnage

Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: garystout on October 27, 2005, 11:03:09 pm

Title: Private Message!
Post by: garystout on October 27, 2005, 11:03:09 pm: This is a real doozy, how many of you guys recieved a private message from a mrs awa aziz, asking for help to retrieve funds from her deceiced husbands account, Ive just had this as a private message on Club Arnage and my own private Email !!!
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: garystout on October 27, 2005, 11:07:31 pm: Who i also note has just become our latest member !!!
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Martini...LB on October 27, 2005, 11:14:09 pm: Get rid of her sharpish, we have had a number of dodgy emails, and phone calls, in Guernsey from people trying to find out all sorts of info then, when successful, setting accounts in a false name and ripping someone off.

Martini...
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: garystout on October 27, 2005, 11:24:19 pm: So no private team of my own at Le Mans for me then :'(
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Martini...LB on October 27, 2005, 11:26:26 pm: Quote from: garystout on October 27, 2005, 11:24:19 pm
So no private team of my own at Le Mans for me then :'(

NO!!
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: garystout on October 27, 2005, 11:37:19 pm: Cant we all reply to her and ask for an African private entry purely for CA members???
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Steve Pyro on October 27, 2005, 11:48:12 pm: Yes, I received an e-mail!

What campsite do you reckon she's requested tickets for ?

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Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: garystout on October 28, 2005, 12:09:53 am: Nice one Steve, Very Very apt ;D
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Post by: smokie on October 28, 2005, 12:33:03 am: Action will be taken.... >:(
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Post by: Robspot on October 28, 2005, 10:06:11 am: Oh I notice I didn't get a private message. No-one f*cking writes to me, not even fraudsters!!!!!
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: smokie on October 28, 2005, 12:02:14 pm: This user is now BANNED from CA. :)
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Steve TTTD on October 28, 2005, 12:11:52 pm: Quote from: smokie on October 28, 2005, 12:02:14 pm
This user is now BANNED from CA. :)

So how am I going to help her get at her desceased husband's money now???
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Lorry on October 28, 2005, 01:46:48 pm: I get these at work - they must think I'm gullible.

The latest one from from the Govenor of the Bank of England - someone dies in a plane crash with millions in their account etc. Strange that this email was from Poland though, because I know he uses a Nigerian one
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Snoring Rhino on October 28, 2005, 04:40:04 pm: I don’t know what’s the matter with you lot, thanks to my Nigerian friends I am going to be very rich now that I have helped them - only had to invest 50 grand and I'm going to get 500 grand back.
The nice people in Holland and Spain wrote to me and told me of my lottery winnings, just a few quid need to clear the funds.
I am now hung like a donkey after investing in a number treatments to increase the size of my manhood, will need to be careful though, when I finish the latest treatment I will increase said members output and have a lot more power behind it - no need for Super Soakers at LM for me.
And of course, the bargain Viagra supplies are just too good to miss - I will be available for Parasol pole duties at LM next year, no problem.
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Ron Jeremy on October 28, 2005, 04:51:59 pm: with all that money they could build a f**k*ng supermarket
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Post by: Andy Zarse on October 28, 2005, 05:22:54 pm: I got naff all either and frankly, Mrs Aziz, I'm a bit insulted at being left out. Sorry to hear about your dead husband though.
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: garystout on October 28, 2005, 07:28:10 pm: Dont be, methinks shes fibbing ::)
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Post by: Fax on October 28, 2005, 08:21:57 pm: Well now I know why I got that message from Awa looking for singles in Cincinnati, her hubby kicked off!
Fax
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: johnevans3 on October 28, 2005, 10:59:45 pm: Since we are into chain letters and scams here and seems like most of us have gotten the "Nigerian Windfall", I thought I would share one of the most PRODUCTIVE ones that I had gotten in the past.

Dear Friend:
This letter is being sent to you for we know you are critically interested in your lawn.

This is a fertilizer club, and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and sh*t on the front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so don’t be embarrassed. Then cross the first name off the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom. Next make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your best friends. You will not get any money or checks but within one week, if the chain is not broken, there will be 9,246 people sh*tting on your front lawn. Your real reward will come next summer when your lawn will be the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.

Don’t break the chain.

Mr. Harry Butt Mrs. Lucy Bowles Mrs. Ophellia Crap
123 Sewer Lane 28 Bed Pan Lane 411 Enema Lane

Mr. A. Bigger Movement Mrs. Charles Syringe Miss Smelly B. Hind
90 Rectum Road 2 Suppository Alley 276 Diarrhea Way

Mr. O. Howie Farts Mrs. Tooka Pee
297 Fertilizer Road 734 Running Loose Way
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Stu on October 29, 2005, 09:54:59 pm: I just get emails for Viagra and other drugs. Its not the viagra I want, its a loose woman.
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: Mr. Invincible Mou on October 30, 2005, 12:02:42 am: Quote from: Stu on October 29, 2005, 09:54:59 pm
I just get emails for Viagra and other drugs. Its not the viagra I want, its a loose woman.

:o :( I must get 100 emails a day from the loose women (mainly Russian), as well as the viagra merchants and African politician widows :P
Title: Re: Private Message!
Post by: jpchenet on October 30, 2005, 08:29:10 pm: Quote from: Stu on October 29, 2005, 09:54:59 pm
I just get emails for Viagra and other drugs. Its not the viagra I want, its a loose woman.

From what we saw on HA in 2003 Stu you don't need a "loose" woman ;D ;D ;D