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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Andy Zarse on March 02, 2006, 02:18:59 pm

Title: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Andy Zarse on March 02, 2006, 02:18:59 pm: What about these cheeky f*ckers eh?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-Free-Tickets-24-hrs-Le-Mans-2006-June-Read-Deal_W0QQitemZ6609921887QQcategoryZ10054QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

You bid good money on ebay for the chance to be a chauffeur/dogsbody for the weekend. Then you drive back through the night getting back to Rainham, Essex around the 05.30. They take a deposit, presumably so any damage to the van or it's contents can be charged to you. You'd have to be mad!
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Matt Harper on March 02, 2006, 03:10:40 pm: Indentured servitude, springs to mind. What a set of w**k*rs. Drive your own fucling van, ya bunch of jerk-offs!
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Lawnmower Man on March 02, 2006, 03:15:22 pm: It's a joke right?
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: jpchenet on March 02, 2006, 03:34:04 pm: I'm confused as to how you get two FREE tickets when they are asking you to bid on an auction????

I hope the winner gives them the details of a cancelled credit card and does a runner with their van!
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Robspot on March 02, 2006, 03:42:11 pm: They look like a bunch of c**ts as well!
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Bob U on March 02, 2006, 03:44:16 pm: Le Mans-ites? Le Mans-ites? I am not now, never have been and never will be a f**k*ng Le Mans-ite.
Llama maybe LeManster maybe Le Man-ite bollocks
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Lawnmower Man on March 02, 2006, 03:52:44 pm: Quote from: BOB U on March 02, 2006, 03:44:16 pm
Le Mans-ites? Le Mans-ites?

No Bob!

Their Le Man-ites. I don't have a clue what a Le Man-ites are unless it's french for Jokers.

t
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: SmithA on March 02, 2006, 04:17:27 pm: i just hope and prey that no one is stupid enough to take up this "experience"

what a complte and utter bunch of jumped up never comed down spunk less spine less turd burglars

sorry if this offends, please feel free to moderate as required.
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Bob U on March 02, 2006, 04:19:43 pm: I dread to think what will be in that van. The sellers other items for sale include

a WW2 tin helmet, a gas mask and a British Rail detonater carrier.

Sounds like the buyer will end up as Wheel-man for a bunch of terrorists
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: jpchenet on March 02, 2006, 04:48:43 pm: Quote

Friday night we go out to dinner, one of you will be the nominated driver and will have their food paid for.

(We reserve the right to not take up this option).

So you stay sober all day on Friday only for them to say "sorry, we've changed our minds" And if the driver gets his food paid for, what happens to the other driver? Does he get left at the campsite on his own?
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Black Granny on March 02, 2006, 05:35:04 pm: Can you imagine the reaction of the security personnel at the ferry port when they ask the question "Did you pack the vehicle yourself and did anyone put anything in for you?"
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: garyfrogeye on March 02, 2006, 05:45:59 pm: When Customs discovour 10kg of coke stuffed into the spare wheel, the excuse
"I bought it off a load of blokes off ebay for £2.50"
may sound a bit lame!
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Nordic on March 02, 2006, 06:01:03 pm: Seems a bit cheeky, (the guy on the right looks a right dullard),

However as a slight defence all proceeds are going to Age Concern, a charity that some of team Vargus may be taking advantage soon.
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Robbo SPS on March 02, 2006, 06:15:09 pm: Quote from: jpchenet on March 02, 2006, 03:34:04 pm
I'm confused as to how you get two FREE tickets when they are asking you to bid on an auction????

I hope the winner gives them the details of a cancelled credit card and does a runner with their van!

Had to do something simular to stop being fleeced by a hire company in andorra.

I'd even PAY someone to drive my bus down ?
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: BigH on March 02, 2006, 07:02:02 pm: Well I think it's just fantastic.
Can you just imagine the kind of people he'll get bidding for this one? The phrase "we were just outside Barstow when the drugs took hold" comes to mind. I don't think it would take someone with the cunning of a foxes turd to rip them right off. They won't be grinning cheesily at the camera and saying bottoms up! when they get back to the campsite and find an empty pitch and two long skid marks. Some people eh?
While I'm on, both mine, and it seems Mr Zarse's periniums are in a truly quite shocking state right now. Can I start the bidding at £5.00 and the lucky winner gets to apply a generous helping of some sort of cream or unguent to them? The price is not for the cream you understand, but the "experience". You can stay sober and do it in a restaurant if you want.
H
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Doris on March 02, 2006, 07:16:29 pm: I always thought I wanted to experience as much as I could whilst on this mortal coil but I believe, H, you may have just found one "experience" I'll choose to pass on.
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Martini...LB on March 02, 2006, 09:26:45 pm: Quote from: Doris on March 02, 2006, 07:16:29 pm
I always thought I wanted to experience as much as I could whilst on this mortal coil but I believe, H, you may have just found one "experience" I'll choose to pass on.

Doris, you've got a coil?? That will play up hell when you go to SEBRING! I hope when I am in SEBRING (at the International Airport in Florida, near to SEBRING) I go through the mine detectors before you.

You did say you were going to SEBRING as I am also, as well as others, going to SEBRING

Martin...pissixg off people that are not going to SEBRING
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Martini...LB on March 02, 2006, 09:30:34 pm: sorry everyone that is not going to ~~sebring~~ for the last post :-[

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Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Perdu on March 02, 2006, 09:39:03 pm: Martini, where d'ya say you were going?

Why? ???

While you are there lots of us will be here having a great time, dontcha wish you were staying with us?

Or maybe you could come along to the "eyeball and concrete filled bucket" session those plonkers are arranging at Canary Wharf...

What a load of crapules!!!

Sounds like one of those police scams designed to catch all the stupid burglars by running a prize scheme as if on telly and arresting 'em all...

I mean, who else would bother :o
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Snoring Rhino on March 02, 2006, 09:57:47 pm: You should be carefull Martin, last year somebody got so fed up with all this Sebring joyity that he did a rain dance and...... it worked...... and guess what..... he's not going again this year................ :-[
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Chris24 on March 03, 2006, 01:20:39 am: Nobody fancy taking these w**k*rs for a ride and shafting them. I mean bid on the item so long as its cheap, sort out details with them give them a dodgy card number and arrange to turn up at the specified time but just don't turn up though and leave them high and dry ! ;D
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Lawnmower Man on March 03, 2006, 01:55:33 am: Chris your not nearly nasty enough.
The thing to do is turn up in Rainham, Pick up the truck load it with their stuff.
Take it over to France and loose it. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

How do they get a face value of the ticket to be £320
Blue Sud €45
General entrace €60 x 2 = €120

So thats €165 I think they are taking the P155.

Even if you add a two grandstand seats @ €100 each it still does not compute.

So they are giving the money to Charity or appear to be, but even so.

t.
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Paddy_NL on March 03, 2006, 02:41:57 am: Not everybody might be as bad as we all think, but the question remains what will happen if you get some old shabby Merc and the engine blows downhill at Dover Port :-\
Title: Re: This is another way to go to Le mans...
Post by: Fran on March 03, 2006, 08:34:38 am: Umm - i cant quite work out what the postage and packing charge is for? ???