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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: nickliv on June 10, 2006, 05:53:14 pm

Title: Cludgies
Post by: nickliv on June 10, 2006, 05:53:14 pm

Standard festival style plastic portaloos I'm guessing?

Hope so, better than the 'hello knees' hoverbogs anyway.

Title: Re: Cludgies
Post by: DelBoy on June 10, 2006, 06:55:16 pm

Depends where you are.

Most of the 'temporary' facilities, on MB, Bleu, KN etc are more like portacabins with proper sanitory ware - never any seats though.

Some sites, Expo for example, have a permanent structure with the hoverbogs.

These days, they all are very clean, within the bounds of a portaloo stuck in the middle of a field.   They didn't used to be - one of my worst LM experiences several years ago was going into a permanent bog in the village which stank to high heaven, only to see the caretaker sitting in the midst of this horrendous stink eating a plate of (I think) chicken and chips!!  I had to leave pretty sharpish.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

Del

Title: Re: Cludgies
Post by: Lawnmower Man on June 10, 2006, 08:05:24 pm

Quote from: DelBoy on June 10, 2006, 06:55:16 pm

They didn't used to be - one of my worst LM experiences several years ago was going into a permanent bog in the village which stank to high heaven, only to see the caretaker sitting in the midst of this horrendous stink eating a plate of (I think) chicken and chips!!  I had to leave pretty sharpish.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

Del

For me worst was an attendant eating Pate. 

t

Title: Re: Cludgies
Post by: alibongo on June 10, 2006, 10:32:58 pm

Did you verify that it was ??? hope he had a nice fresh baguette and a crunchy onion!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Title: Re: Cludgies
Post by: Lawnmower Man on June 10, 2006, 10:35:51 pm

Quote from: alibongo on June 10, 2006, 10:32:58 pm

Did you verify that it was ??? hope he had a nice fresh baguette and a crunchy onion!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Well is was not really interested in investigating the situation.

There is a limit on the amount of information one needs.

t.

Title: Re: Cludgies
Post by: RS2 Babe on June 10, 2006, 10:51:52 pm

 :-* :-* :-*

an attendant cooking pork chops on a small BBQ in the ladies one year :-\

 :-*

Title: Re: Cludgies
Post by: nickliv on June 10, 2006, 11:41:13 pm

My sister went to the reading festival, armed with a hasp and a padlock, and a battery drill. At the beginning of day 1, they put their own lock on a 5hithouse, and had a most pleasant festival, with personal bog for the whole time......

I'm taking a crowbar, so if anyone tries this I'll leave them a small gift :D

Title: Re: Cludgies
Post by: alibongo on June 11, 2006, 07:43:47 am

Do you think that would work for the stella bar ? it would make sure that they wont run out of the amber nectar!!! ( and the crapper should be ok)