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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: nickliv on December 16, 2006, 08:20:09 pm

Title: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: nickliv on December 16, 2006, 08:20:09 pm: Just like hens lay eggs, pigs lay sausages.

Wine makes mummy clever.

Any more?

Oh, I almost forgot

Beer makes Daddy clever.
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Nobby Diesel on December 16, 2006, 10:42:38 pm: With a festive flavour, I have been telling my 7 year old daughter that the magic box in the corner of esch room (the alarm motion sensor), is the camera that father Christmas uses to see if everyone is being good.
When the red light is on, he's watching!
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Fran on December 16, 2006, 11:33:15 pm: My dad used to tell me if you put your finger in your belly button and twist it, your bum falls off! :-\

F
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: nickliv on December 17, 2006, 12:09:31 am: We used to get that one, but it was screwdrivers, not fingers.

Also, schnapps made you run faster.

Not the most responsible bloke, my old man.

Picking your nose means your eye will fall out.
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Nordic on December 17, 2006, 10:07:52 am: One for summer,

when an ice cream van goes by with the music on it means its run out of ice cream.
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Nordic on December 17, 2006, 01:59:11 pm: Quote from: Fran on December 16, 2006, 11:33:15 pm
My dad used to tell me if you put your finger in your belly button and twist it, your bum falls off! :-\

F

christ......... you mean its not true :o
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Fran on December 17, 2006, 02:08:35 pm: Quote from: Nordic on December 17, 2006, 01:59:11 pm
Quote from: Fran on December 16, 2006, 11:33:15 pm
My dad used to tell me if you put your finger in your belly button and twist it, your bum falls off! :-\

F

christ......... you mean its not true :o

Not sure, I have never risked trying it!

F
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on December 17, 2006, 03:11:21 pm: One year my Brother in Law, keept a banger from November 5th, lit it on Dec 23rd by the back door as all the kids ran to see what the bang was, he shouted oh my god stay back Santa has just commited suicide. There faces were a treat. I think he may have thought that he would save a pound or two for the following year.
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Christopher on December 18, 2006, 10:34:48 am: Quote from: nickliv on December 17, 2006, 12:09:31 am
We used to get that one, but it was screwdrivers, not fingers.

Also, schnapps made you run faster.

Not the most responsible bloke, my old man.

Picking your nose means your eye will fall out.

I was told that picking your nose would make your head cave in!

(still not happened!)

;D
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Lord Steve on December 18, 2006, 07:04:01 pm: My kids (now 24 and 21) still think that power station cooling towers are cloud machines.
Great!
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: nickliv on December 18, 2006, 10:00:50 pm: Wind turbines MAKE the wind.
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: Rusty on December 18, 2006, 11:39:22 pm: How about Father Christmas IS real.

Well I still believe it.

:D
Title: Re: Great lies to tell small kids.
Post by: mgmark on December 19, 2006, 07:47:18 pm: Quote from: The Brethren on December 18, 2006, 11:39:22 pm
How about Father Christmas IS real.

Well I still believe it.

:D

Good for you mate - of course, when you stop believing that's when he stops coming and the present supply dries up..... ;)

MG Mark