Title: The Bath tub test
Post by: Steve Pyro on December 22, 2006, 03:50:13 pm
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help you to get started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether a patient should be institutionalised.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand." said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether a patient should be institutionalised.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand." said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
Title: Re: The Bath tub test
Post by: amazing 1 on December 22, 2006, 04:47:40 pm
No Sh*t ,I passed. LOL You got to love it ! :o
Title: Re: The Bath tub test
Post by: Lee Self on December 22, 2006, 05:11:33 pm
I'm sorry, I got busy playing with the soap,
what was the question?
-Lee
8)
what was the question?
-Lee
8)
Title: Re: The Bath tub test
Post by: amazing 1 on December 22, 2006, 05:14:50 pm
Whats a henway? ???
Title: Re: The Bath tub test
Post by: Martini...LB on December 22, 2006, 10:40:40 pm
Whats a henway? ???
three and a half pounds ;D
>Martini...
Title: Re: The Bath tub test
Post by: Snoring Rhino on December 22, 2006, 10:42:31 pm
I give up, whats a henway???? (hic)
Oh Bollocks, martin answered it
Oh Bollocks, martin answered it
