Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Russ on April 02, 2007, 12:34:26 pm
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Right the format is easy, basically whenever you log on add your 3 words to the unfolding story.....
Bit of lighthearted fun..lets see where it goes?
I'll start off..........
Smokie didn't always
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Right the format is easy, basically whenever you log on add your 3 words to the unfolding story.....
Bit of lighthearted fun..lets see where it goes?
I'll start off..........
Smokie didn't always have a big...
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Right the format is easy, basically whenever you log on add your 3 words to the unfolding story.....
Bit of lighthearted fun..lets see where it goes?
I'll start off..........
Smokie didn't always have a big...
grudge against them......
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Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
Sorry, more than 3 words. I just got carried away.
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Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer...
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing...
-
So they pulled
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves .....
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers.....
.....
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been......
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant .....
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before...
-
inserting it in..
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
-
GABs jealous face ???
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in...
-
any hurry unless
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman :police:...
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
-
Four inch wide
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
-
him over on
-
on Calais seafront
-
Whilst singing Jerusalem
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp ....
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
-
when suddenly above
-
the vultures circled
-
like evil butterflies
-
with black spots
-
completely unlike the
-
Kronenburg stubbies that
-
Wallace and Grommit
-
couldn't make fit
-
into the dark
-
into the small
-
ring shaped orifice
-
with jagged edges
-
and disturbing aroma
-
but strangely pleasant
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots
completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant
(summed up all the contributions so far, no inspiration whatsoever)
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots
completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant
and surprisingly moist ...
-
Plain Chocolate Hobknobs
-
melted in the
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots
completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant
and surprisingly moist ...
Plain Chocolate Hobknobs
melted in the
glow of Smokey's
-
well polished helmet
-
of carbon fibre
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots
completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant
and surprisingly moist ...
Plain Chocolate Hobknobs
melted in the
glow of Smokey's
well polished helmet
of carbon fibre
which gleamed silkily
-
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots
completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant
and surprisingly moist ...
Plain Chocolate Hobknobs
melted in the
glow of Smokey's
well polished helmet
of carbon fibre
which gleamed silkily
amongst the daffodils
-
waving gently in
-
the breeze from
-
the rancid methane
-
exhaled by Blair
-
and his cronies
-
during a big
-
gangbang with Cherie
-
who grinned throughout
-
like a letterbox
-
that the postman
-
caught his elbow
-
in yesterday when
-
he bent down
-
and the dog
-
attacked from behind
-
brandishing a cutlass
-
and an eyepatch
-
in his pocket
-
he had a
-
marshmellow flavoured hacksaw
-
and a bright
-
silver pointy object
-
very reminiscent of
-
a rectal probe
-
but this one
-
worked by osmosis :-X
-
using a membrane
-
which didn't quite
-
taste the way
-
taste the way
of GRAND MARNIER
-
mixed with Leffe
-
Leffe? exclaimed Tinkerbell.
-
I'll have ten
-
minutes of fun
-
Smokie didn't always have a big grudge against them Freeky Deeky Dutch but this time, again they had beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry. but the police had a breathalizer and knew about Smokie's drinking habits and his propensity to speed towing so they pulled out Rubber gloves, with ribbed fingers which had been soaked in lubricant Several times before inserting it in.
The look on GABs jealous face was unlikely to go away in any hurry unless The gay policeman had his way using a double-ended Four inch wide Neoprene rubber reinforced turbo rampant rabbit him over on Calais seafront Whilst singing Jerusalem in f sharp.
A crowd formed a tight circle when suddenly above the vultures circled like evil butterflies with black spots completely unlike the Kronenburg stubbies that Wallace and Grommit couldn't make fit into the dark ring shaped orifice with jagged edges and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant and surprisingly moist Plain Chocolate Hobknobs melted in the glow of Smokey's well polished helmet of carbon fibre which gleamed silkily amongst the daffodils waving gently in the breeze from the rancid methane exhaled by Blair and his cronies during a big gangbang with Cherie who grinned throughout like a letterbox that the postman caught his elbow in yesterday when he bent down
and the dog attacked from behind brandishing a cutlass and an eyepatch in his pocket he had a marshmellow flavoured hacksaw
and a bright silver pointy object very reminiscent of a rectal probe but this one worked by osmosis using a membrane which didn't quite
taste the way of GRAND MARNIER mixed with Leffe Leffe? exclaimed Tinkerbell. I'll have ten minutes of fun
playing with his...
-
sequential six speed
-
Moulinex multi chop
-
with real hair
-
and a genuine
-
Wankel rotary engine
-
BobU dropped his
-
Smokie didn't always have a big grudge against them Freeky Deeky Dutch but this time, again they had beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry. but the police had a breathalizer and knew about Smokie's drinking habits and his propensity to speed towing so they pulled out Rubber gloves, with ribbed fingers which had been soaked in lubricant Several times before inserting it in.
The look on GABs jealous face was unlikely to go away in any hurry unless The gay policeman had his way using a double-ended Four inch wide Neoprene rubber reinforced turbo rampant rabbit him over on Calais seafront Whilst singing Jerusalem in f sharp.
A crowd formed a tight circle when suddenly above the vultures circled like evil butterflies with black spots completely unlike the Kronenburg stubbies that Wallace and Grommit couldn't make fit into the dark ring shaped orifice with jagged edges and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant and surprisingly moist Plain Chocolate Hobknobs melted in the glow of Smokey's well polished helmet of carbon fibre which gleamed silkily amongst the daffodils waving gently in the breeze from the rancid methane exhaled by Blair and his cronies during a big gangbang with Cherie who grinned throughout like a letterbox that the postman caught his elbow in yesterday when he bent down
and the dog attacked from behind brandishing a cutlass and an eyepatch in his pocket he had a marshmellow flavoured hacksaw
and a bright silver pointy object very reminiscent of a rectal probe but this one worked by osmosis using a membrane which didn't quite
taste the way of GRAND MARNIER mixed with Leffe Leffe? exclaimed Tinkerbell. I'll have ten minutes of fun
playing with his
sequential six speed
Moulinex multi chop
with real hair
and a genuine
Wankel rotary engine
BobU dropped his
Rubbish on HA
-
Smokie didn't always have a big grudge against them Freeky Deeky Dutch but this time, again they had beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry. but the police had a breathalizer and knew about Smokie's drinking habits and his propensity to speed towing so they pulled out Rubber gloves, with ribbed fingers which had been soaked in lubricant Several times before inserting it in.
The look on GABs jealous face was unlikely to go away in any hurry unless The gay policeman had his way using a double-ended Four inch wide Neoprene rubber reinforced turbo rampant rabbit him over on Calais seafront Whilst singing Jerusalem in f sharp.
A crowd formed a tight circle when suddenly above the vultures circled like evil butterflies with black spots completely unlike the Kronenburg stubbies that Wallace and Grommit couldn't make fit into the dark ring shaped orifice with jagged edges and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant and surprisingly moist Plain Chocolate Hobknobs melted in the glow of Smokey's well polished helmet of carbon fibre which gleamed silkily amongst the daffodils waving gently in the breeze from the rancid methane exhaled by Blair and his cronies during a big gangbang with Cherie who grinned throughout like a letterbox that the postman caught his elbow in yesterday when he bent down
and the dog attacked from behind brandishing a cutlass and an eyepatch in his pocket he had a marshmellow flavoured hacksaw
and a bright silver pointy object very reminiscent of a rectal probe but this one worked by osmosis using a membrane which didn't quite
taste the way of GRAND MARNIER mixed with Leffe Leffe? exclaimed Tinkerbell. I'll have ten minutes of fun
playing with his
sequential six speed
Moulinex multi chop
with real hair
and a genuine
Wankel rotary engine
BobU dropped his
Rubbish on HA
and said "oh
-
Time for bed
-
Zebidee. Meanwhile back
-
at the ranch
-
Ecclestone and Moseley
-
were scheming and
-
(enough said really) - sorry to interupt the flow, guys
-
when suddenly a
-
German guy in
-
sequined pink lederhosen
-
thigh length boots
-
and DfH T-shirt
-
jumped up the
-
greasy pole and
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waving his whip
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proceeded to roger
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a man called
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everything under the
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sun, which was
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Rick Cutler esquire
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, a man of
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dubious moral standing
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and a liking
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for the surreal
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Cubism of Picasso
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and the bizarre
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art of gay
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carefree loitering in
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Terrapine infested ponds
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on Houx Annexe
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and other campsites
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of dubious reputation
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and indecently fast
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Blackpool beach donkeys
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with carrots in
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their saddle bags
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strapped to their
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mothers inner thigh
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with bondage chains
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of pink plastic
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decorated with large
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artificial pink tulips
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, slimy ones that
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, squeeled loudly in
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to the pits
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of forum hell
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Then quite suddenly
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a strange noise
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woke the comatose
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vicar who then
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rolled over and
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asked the choirboy
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did it hurt?
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"No, it was
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the Tropicoma that
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made it so
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easy to receive
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yet another evil
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dose of the
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highly addictive and
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Euphoria inducing nectar
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which led him
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poo-barwards on Saturday
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but not before
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the outline wavered
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behind the bushes
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as he expelled
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a load of
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such epic proportions
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never seen before
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in Downing Street
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playing tiddly winks
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with dried cowpats
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as they skimmed
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within inches of
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the legendary Commer
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two stroke diesel
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with brake failure
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and terminal rust
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not unlike this
http://tinyurl.com/3xf48m
-
red putrefying lesion
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dangling dangerously downward
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Like Big H's piles
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of fresh ironing
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prettily painted pink
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not unlike this
http://tinyurl.com/3xf48m
yes, like that
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without devastatingly exploding
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because it looks
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like an ancient
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big metal boil
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without any visible
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signs signifying sh*t
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But, once inside
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Bob's cavenous Disco
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with optional balls
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turning, twisting, twinkling
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under the lights
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"camera, action" said
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Helga, Queen of
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the night, then
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daringly, dazzlingly, disrobed
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she cast her
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false teeth over
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the End, please....
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called BigH, but
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alack, t'was not
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In the saddle
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James joyfully jumped
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obsidian badger cystern
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uttered Mister Simeon
