Club Arnage

Right the format is easy, basically whenever you log on add your 3 words to the unfolding story.....

Bit of lighthearted fun..lets see where it goes?

I'll start off..........

Smokie didn't always

Freeky Deeky Dutch

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch

but this time.....

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had

beer running out

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.

Sorry, more than 3 words. I just got carried away.

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police

had a breathalizer...

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer

and knew about...

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer

and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer

and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity

to speed towing...

So they pulled

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled

out rubber gloves .....

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves

with ribbed fingers.....
 .....

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers

which had been......

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been

soaked in lubricant .....
 

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant

Several times before...

inserting it in..

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...

GABs jealous face  ???

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to

go away in...

any hurry unless

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman :police:...

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended

Four inch wide

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit

him over on

on Calais seafront

Whilst singing Jerusalem

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem

in f sharp ....

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed
a tight circle
 
 

when suddenly above

the vultures circled

like evil butterflies

with black spots

completely unlike the

Kronenburg stubbies that

Wallace and Grommit

couldn't make fit

into the dark

into the small

ring shaped orifice

with jagged edges

and disturbing aroma

but strangely pleasant

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots

completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant

(summed up all the contributions so far, no inspiration whatsoever)

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots

completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant

and surprisingly moist ...

Plain Chocolate Hobknobs

melted in the

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots

completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant

and surprisingly moist ...
Plain Chocolate Hobknobs
melted in the

glow of Smokey's

well polished helmet

of carbon fibre

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots
completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant
and surprisingly moist ...
Plain Chocolate Hobknobs
melted in the
glow of Smokey's
well polished helmet
of carbon fibre
which gleamed silkily

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots
completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant
and surprisingly moist ...
Plain Chocolate Hobknobs
melted in the
glow of Smokey's
well polished helmet
of carbon fibre
which gleamed silkily
amongst the daffodils

waving gently in

the breeze from

the rancid methane

exhaled by Blair

and his cronies

during a big

gangbang with Cherie

who grinned throughout

like a letterbox

that the postman

caught his elbow

in yesterday when

he bent down

and the dog

attacked from behind

brandishing a cutlass

and an eyepatch

in his pocket

he had a

marshmellow flavoured hacksaw

and a bright

silver pointy object

very reminiscent of

a rectal probe

but this one

worked by osmosis :-X

using a membrane

which didn't quite

taste the way

of GRAND MARNIER

mixed with Leffe

Leffe? exclaimed Tinkerbell.

I'll have ten

minutes of fun

Smokie didn't always have a big grudge against them Freeky Deeky Dutch but this time, again they had beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry. but the police had a breathalizer and knew about Smokie's drinking habits and his propensity to speed towing so they pulled out Rubber gloves, with ribbed fingers which had been soaked in lubricant Several times before inserting it in.
The look on GABs jealous face was unlikely to go away in any hurry unless The gay policeman had his way using a double-ended Four inch wide Neoprene rubber reinforced turbo rampant rabbit him over on Calais seafront Whilst singing Jerusalem in f sharp.
A crowd formed a tight circle when suddenly above the vultures circled like evil butterflies with black spots completely unlike the Kronenburg stubbies that Wallace and Grommit couldn't make fit into the dark ring shaped orifice with jagged edges and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant and surprisingly moist Plain Chocolate Hobknobs melted in the glow of Smokey's well polished helmet of carbon fibre which gleamed silkily amongst the daffodils waving gently in the breeze from the rancid methane exhaled by Blair and his cronies during a big gangbang with Cherie who grinned throughout like a letterbox that the postman caught his elbow in yesterday when he bent down
and the dog attacked from behind brandishing a cutlass and an eyepatch in his pocket he had a marshmellow flavoured hacksaw
and a bright silver pointy object very reminiscent of a rectal probe but this one worked by osmosis using a membrane which didn't quite
taste the way of GRAND MARNIER mixed with Leffe Leffe? exclaimed Tinkerbell. I'll have ten minutes of fun

playing with his...

sequential six speed

Moulinex multi chop

with real hair

and a genuine

Wankel rotary engine

BobU dropped his

Smokie didn't always have a big grudge against them Freeky Deeky Dutch but this time, again they had beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry. but the police had a breathalizer and knew about Smokie's drinking habits and his propensity to speed towing so they pulled out Rubber gloves, with ribbed fingers which had been soaked in lubricant Several times before inserting it in.
The look on GABs jealous face was unlikely to go away in any hurry unless The gay policeman had his way using a double-ended Four inch wide Neoprene rubber reinforced turbo rampant rabbit him over on Calais seafront Whilst singing Jerusalem in f sharp.
A crowd formed a tight circle when suddenly above the vultures circled like evil butterflies with black spots completely unlike the Kronenburg stubbies that Wallace and Grommit couldn't make fit into the dark ring shaped orifice with jagged edges and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant and surprisingly moist Plain Chocolate Hobknobs melted in the glow of Smokey's well polished helmet of carbon fibre which gleamed silkily amongst the daffodils waving gently in the breeze from the rancid methane exhaled by Blair and his cronies during a big gangbang with Cherie who grinned throughout like a letterbox that the postman caught his elbow in yesterday when he bent down
and the dog attacked from behind brandishing a cutlass and an eyepatch in his pocket he had a marshmellow flavoured hacksaw
and a bright silver pointy object very reminiscent of a rectal probe but this one worked by osmosis using a membrane which didn't quite
taste the way of GRAND MARNIER mixed with Leffe Leffe? exclaimed Tinkerbell. I'll have ten minutes of fun

playing with his
sequential six speed
Moulinex multi chop
with real hair
and a genuine
Wankel rotary engine

BobU dropped his

Rubbish on HA

Smokie didn't always have a big grudge against them Freeky Deeky Dutch but this time, again they had beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry. but the police had a breathalizer and knew about Smokie's drinking habits and his propensity to speed towing so they pulled out Rubber gloves, with ribbed fingers which had been soaked in lubricant Several times before inserting it in.
The look on GABs jealous face was unlikely to go away in any hurry unless The gay policeman had his way using a double-ended Four inch wide Neoprene rubber reinforced turbo rampant rabbit him over on Calais seafront Whilst singing Jerusalem in f sharp.
A crowd formed a tight circle when suddenly above the vultures circled like evil butterflies with black spots completely unlike the Kronenburg stubbies that Wallace and Grommit couldn't make fit into the dark ring shaped orifice with jagged edges and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant and surprisingly moist Plain Chocolate Hobknobs melted in the glow of Smokey's well polished helmet of carbon fibre which gleamed silkily amongst the daffodils waving gently in the breeze from the rancid methane exhaled by Blair and his cronies during a big gangbang with Cherie who grinned throughout like a letterbox that the postman caught his elbow in yesterday when he bent down
and the dog attacked from behind brandishing a cutlass and an eyepatch in his pocket he had a marshmellow flavoured hacksaw
and a bright silver pointy object very reminiscent of a rectal probe but this one worked by osmosis using a membrane which didn't quite
taste the way of GRAND MARNIER mixed with Leffe Leffe? exclaimed Tinkerbell. I'll have ten minutes of fun

playing with his
sequential six speed
Moulinex multi chop
with real hair
and a genuine
Wankel rotary engine

BobU dropped his

Rubbish on HA

and said  "oh

Time for bed

Zebidee. Meanwhile back

at the ranch

Ecclestone and Moseley

were scheming and

(enough said really)   - sorry to interupt the flow, guys

when suddenly a

German guy in

sequined pink lederhosen

thigh length boots

and DfH T-shirt

jumped up the

greasy pole and

waving his whip

proceeded to roger

a man called

everything under the

sun, which was

Rick Cutler esquire

, a man of

dubious moral standing

and a liking

for the surreal

Cubism of Picasso

and the bizarre

art of gay

carefree loitering in

Terrapine infested ponds

on Houx Annexe

and other campsites

of dubious reputation

and indecently fast 

Blackpool beach donkeys

with carrots in

their saddle bags

strapped to their

mothers inner thigh

with bondage chains

of pink plastic

decorated with large

artificial pink tulips

, slimy ones that

, squeeled loudly in

to the pits

of forum hell

Then quite suddenly

a strange noise

woke the comatose

vicar who then

rolled over and

asked the choirboy

did it hurt?

"No, it was

the Tropicoma that

made it so

easy to receive

yet another evil

dose of the

highly addictive and

Euphoria inducing nectar

which led him

poo-barwards on Saturday

but not before

the outline wavered

behind the bushes

as he expelled

a load of

such epic proportions

never seen before

in Downing Street

playing tiddly winks

with dried cowpats

as they skimmed

within inches of

the legendary Commer

two stroke diesel

with brake failure

and terminal rust

not unlike this

http://tinyurl.com/3xf48m

red putrefying lesion

dangling dangerously downward

Like Big H's piles

of fresh ironing

prettily painted pink

yes, like that

without devastatingly exploding

because it looks

like an ancient

big metal boil

without any visible

signs signifying sh*t

But, once inside

Bob's cavenous Disco

with optional balls

turning, twisting, twinkling

under the lights

"camera, action" said

Helga, Queen of

the night, then

daringly, dazzlingly, disrobed

she cast her

false teeth over

the End, please....

called BigH, but

alack, t'was not

In the saddle

James joyfully jumped

obsidian badger cystern

uttered Mister Simeon