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Title: MB Zones
Post by: sh4rpsh00ter on April 26, 2007, 07:26:33 pm

Does anyone know the score with zones in MB this year?? We're in Zone D, where is it?

Does anyone have a map as i can't find one on the ACO (like i'm surprised)

Thanks

Tim.

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: termietermite on April 26, 2007, 07:50:31 pm

You'll find the map in this thread
http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?topic=6354.225

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: IanB on April 26, 2007, 08:51:13 pm

Does antbody know if the ACO are going to enact the zoning this year or is it just apaper exercise?

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: termietermite on April 27, 2007, 11:35:07 am

The zones are going to be enforced.  Spaces will be marked on the ground but not numbered.  You may take up one space per ticket only, but it doesn't matter which one so long as it is in your zone.  Clear?

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: IanB on April 27, 2007, 12:15:59 pm

Thanks Termie,     
                     Words like p*ss up and brewery spring to mind!!

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: BigH on April 27, 2007, 01:32:39 pm

Wotcher Ian,
Actually, I suspect that in these days of Health and Safety, a piss up in a brewery might turn out to be a pretty difficult thing to organise. I for one wouldn't like the job and I can see the claims and counter claim letters already. Even a piss up in a Gentlemans toilet could prove tricky, and a piss up in a pub can be fraught with obstacles. I move that this well worn phrase is replaced with 'they couldn't organise a piss up in Maison Blanche' - now that would be a doddle! - apart from that bunch of agency shysters who ran out of beer in their tent as soon as the race started, oh sh*t, I wish I hadn't started this now. Help.
H

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: IanB on April 27, 2007, 01:52:03 pm

OK H,
            we are in zone B.hope to see you there

                Ian

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: termietermite on April 27, 2007, 02:23:52 pm

I always reckon "Couldn't run a bath" is better.

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: BigH on April 27, 2007, 02:31:33 pm

Quote

I always reckon "Couldn't run a bath" is better.

I've always been fond of:
"couldn't find his arse in the dark with both hands"...
H

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: Fran on April 27, 2007, 02:40:17 pm

Quote from: BigH on April 27, 2007, 02:31:33 pm

I've always been fond of:
"couldn't find his arse in the dark with both hands"...

Thats just cos you are obsessed with all things "bottom"!!

F

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: termietermite on April 27, 2007, 04:03:04 pm

Quote from: Fran on April 27, 2007, 02:40:17 pm

Quote from: BigH on April 27, 2007, 02:31:33 pm

I've always been fond of:
"couldn't find his arse in the dark with both hands"...

Thats just cos you are obsessed with all things "bottom"!!

F

If he wasn't before, then he is now.  All that cycling will do that to you...

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: Steve Pyro on April 27, 2007, 08:06:37 pm

Quote from: termietermite on April 27, 2007, 02:23:52 pm

I always reckon "Couldn't run a bath" is better.

or "couldn't run a nose"  ::)

Title: Re: MB Zones
Post by: termietermite on April 27, 2007, 09:36:44 pm

As in "if your feet smell, and your nose runs, you are built upside-down"?