Club Arnage

Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bob U on September 07, 2007, 12:37:38 pm

Title: For Sale
Post by: Bob U on September 07, 2007, 12:37:38 pm

For Sale ....... Front row ticket for Pavarotti's funeral.



Only a Tenor

Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Jules G on September 07, 2007, 12:47:55 pm

I understand the herse is a "Nissan Dorma"

Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Paddy_NL on September 07, 2007, 12:48:38 pm

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Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Neal on September 07, 2007, 02:27:57 pm

Apparently Elton john has been lined up to replace him in the three tenors, the new formation to be called 2 tenors and a 9 bob note.

Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Nordic on September 07, 2007, 05:27:47 pm

Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter says squeeze through.

Pavarotti say’s "St Peter I have a letter from the Pope for you"

St Peter opens it and reads ‘here’s that tener I owe you’

Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: htbast on September 09, 2007, 06:54:42 pm

Pavarotti is not being buried as reported.
They couldn't find anyone to build a coffin for a tenner!!

Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: shaunv156 on September 09, 2007, 08:55:12 pm

I can sympathise with the Italians over the death of Pavarotti. I know what it's like to lose a tennor.

Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Lawnmower Man on September 09, 2007, 09:47:53 pm

I've just heard they are starting a charity collection in memory of Pavarotti.

It's call "Put a tenor in the Box".

t.