Club Arnage
		Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: nopanic - neil on September 25, 2007, 03:45:48 pm
		
			
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				So, this bird walks into a store. ........ 
			 
			
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				That's in Aberdeen. It's incredible what they put on the local news.
The tragedy is, that seagull was stealing the doritos to order to earn some cash to buy crystal meth.
			 
			
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				The shopkeeper must be really Gullable to fall for that ;D
			
 
			
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				The story is
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. 
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds! 
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. 
Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.
			 
			
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				That gull has the healthiest diet I've ever seen up here.
			
 
			
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				Looks like Jamie bloody Oliver has his next healthy eating crusade in the bag.
 
			 
			
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				Funny ;D It made me think of this...
(http://soli.inav.net/~dance/chase.jpg)
			 
			
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The shopkeeper must be really Gullable to fall for that ;D
I can smell that one all the way over here.  ;D
			 
			
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(so a camera was installed), 
Was that supposed to act as some kind of deterrent  ???
Where will it all end?
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1899898/2/istockphoto_1899898_predacious_sea_gull_enjoying_stolen_pastry.jpg)