Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Russ on June 27, 2003, 02:58:48 pm
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I know it's not strictly the right place for posting jokes etc. and fair play if the e-police remove the thread, but this is damn fine and I though there would be a few peeps out there who would appreciate it...
INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
<<guitar solo>>
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
<<guitar solo>>
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
<<guitar solo>>
[slow bit]
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh
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LMAO Russ.
Going to a party tomorrow night where a little Karaoke might evolve toward the end of the night. Might print the words out and give it a go!! :D
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Gald you like it jpchenet!! I laughed my t*ts off!!
And if you're sober enough to read tonight.. let me know how it goes down with the crowd! 8)
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LMAO. Love that one, have you lot seen the "combo #5" the Chinese takaway one?
will have to see if I can find it.
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LMAO. Love that one, have you lot seen the "combo #5" the Chinese takaway one?
will have to see if I can find it.
Nope, not seen that one either. Any chance you can find it before tomorrow?? That sound slike another good one to take along to this party!!
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Yep will have a hunt round my stuff. I know it is there somewhere!!
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Thought it was done in a Karaoke style but it's not ??? Anyway here you go
http://www.dreamracers.net/linzi/combo.zip
(right click and save target as is the best way to do it)
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Excellent!!! but who (apart from Stu!! ;)) has the time to put things like that together??
Reminds me of another "supposedly" true story where two drunk guys are walking down the street late one night and come across a flat cat, run over in the middle of the road. One scoops it up and walks into the local Chinese Restaurant, throws it on the counter and shouts "That's your last one until you pay me for the others"
He got arrested later that night when caught by the Police whilst being identified by the restaurant owner but it must have been worth it!! ;D ;D ;D
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Nope, not seen that one either. Any chance you can find it before tomorrow?? That sound slike another good one to take along to this party!!
jpchenet...How did the party go?
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It was brilliant. Everyone had a great time and the band were execllent. managed to keep everyone on the dance floor all the time (even when I got up and sang with them!!) They provided blow up air guitars so people could join in with the solos and there must have been 20 of us lined up with the lead guitarist joining in when they played "Whatever You Want" If anyone in the Surrey/Hampshire area is ever looking for a really good, fun band, I would highly recommend them.
And at about 2.30am, four of us did Indian Curry Rhapsody. It went down a storm!!! :D
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Excellent!! Live performances are always more fun! And I'm sure the artistic merit of Mr. Mercury wasn't butchered by your efforts! ::)