Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Catchpole on December 01, 2007, 12:07:48 pm
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If that is not you cup of tea. try http://tmdg.co.uk/humour/santa_claus.php
Humbug.
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If that is not you cup of tea. try http://tmdg.co.uk/humour/santa_claus.php
Humbug.
Dear Santa has a huge organisation employing 91.8m people.
I know as he employs me occasionally (well, once a year really). My contract lasts for a minimum of 10 yrs and a miximum of 12 years. Very few contracts last the full term of 12 years.
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For those with small children.
Approximately one million letters come in to Santa Claus each Christmas, including from outside of Canada, and all of them are answered, in the same languages in which they are written. Canada Post introduced a special address for mail to Santa Claus, complete with its own postal code:
SANTA CLAUS
NORTH POLE H0H 0H0
CANADA
In French, Santa's name translates as "Father Christmas", addressed as:
PÈRE NOËL
PÔLE NORD H0H 0H0
CANADA
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you would know Phil as he's your brother.ho hoh ho
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It appears that some of the Canadian Santa's are more spirited than others.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/ChristmasCountdown/story?id=4016199&page=1
"Here kid, I got your Ho Ho Ho"