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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: jpchenet on January 07, 2008, 01:22:12 pm

Title: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: jpchenet on January 07, 2008, 01:22:12 pm: 1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6) There is still a stupid smile on your face.

Happy New Year!! :)
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: knetter on January 07, 2008, 01:24:22 pm: ;D

Good one, happy new year to you as well!!
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Weena on January 07, 2008, 01:29:44 pm: I must be an idiot with a stupid smile on my face then!! ;D

HNY to you too :)
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Bob U on January 07, 2008, 01:34:00 pm: Same here ::)
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Andy Zarse on January 07, 2008, 01:45:40 pm: >:( Why would I want JPChenet to touch all my teeth with his tongue? ??? I can think of few things I would relish less. And why does this make me an idiot? ???
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Petra on January 07, 2008, 03:15:47 pm: Hey, I can touch all of m...

Oh wait...

I'm an idiot ;D
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Paddy_NL on January 07, 2008, 03:54:05 pm: Happy new year Mark! ;D Switch you mobile back on! >:(

;)
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Andy Zarse on January 08, 2008, 11:41:05 am: Quote from: Paddy_NL on January 07, 2008, 03:54:05 pm
Happy new year Mark! ;D Switch you mobile back on! >:(

;)

Incidentally did anyone else get a text from Mark (who was in Denver) on new year's eve which said:-

" "
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Doris on January 08, 2008, 11:46:04 am: Quote from: Andy Zarse on January 08, 2008, 11:41:05 am

Incidentally did anyone else get a text from Mark (who was in Denver) on new year's eve which said:-

" "

Ah, you too then.

Dx
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Paddy_NL on January 08, 2008, 11:48:45 am: Same here! ;D
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Robspot on January 08, 2008, 11:52:42 am: It's about as coherent as I was expecting from him!
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Bob U on January 08, 2008, 12:01:56 pm: Same here
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Steve Pyro on January 08, 2008, 12:12:38 pm: Quote from: BOB U on January 08, 2008, 12:01:56 pm
Same here

Yes, he must have been on the Colorado sherbert.
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Paddy_NL on January 08, 2008, 12:12:46 pm: No wonder his mobile is switched off now, the bill was probably too high if he sent all at CA a message :-\
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: jpchenet on January 08, 2008, 01:37:48 pm: I think it must have confused the US networks by having a text written in "REAL" English ;D

And Paddy, my mobile is switched on. Got a text from you this morning and I will be replying once I get you an answer.

The least said about Andy Z's tongue and my teeth the better I think!! ::)
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Paddy_NL on January 08, 2008, 01:43:20 pm: Maybe his dog can lick your dog's teeth ;D
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Dirk3D_NL on January 08, 2008, 09:51:47 pm: got the text as well :D

sent one back as well :D
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: LangTall on January 08, 2008, 10:10:00 pm: Didn't get a text....
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Weena on January 08, 2008, 10:14:07 pm: Quote from: LangTall on January 08, 2008, 10:10:00 pm
Didn't get a text....

Give me your number and i'll send you a blank one, dont want you to feel left out! ;D
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Fran on January 08, 2008, 10:33:00 pm: Quote from: LangTall on January 08, 2008, 10:10:00 pm
Didn't get a text....

Nor me :(
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: Perdu on January 09, 2008, 02:07:22 am: Hmm

if I gave Weena and Fran my mobile number (if I could ever remember what the hell it is!) would that mean I'd get sensual messages over the phone?

wouldn't that be worthwhile then huh...

Oh bugger I meant massages

Oh well back to the drawing board

Oh yes by the way "goddess" dearest

Your turn for the sensual massages at the poo bar this year

I'll arrange the badly fitting sticker

(All of which dependent on whether the ACO deign to let us come along this year)

bill

;)
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: amazing 1 on January 09, 2008, 10:11:41 pm: I got a text also.

It reads:
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas from a very white Denver.Hope youv'e had a great day.
Love and best wishes

:'(
Title: Re: The 6 Truths of Life
Post by: jpchenet on January 10, 2008, 09:24:50 am: Quote from: amazing 1 on January 09, 2008, 10:11:41 pm
I got a text also.

It reads:
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas from a very white Denver.Hope youv'e had a great day.
Love and best wishes

:'(

But you didn't answer your phone on Christmas day!!!!!!! >:(

At least Greg and Mike did! :D