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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 19, 2008, 12:30:22 am

Title: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 19, 2008, 12:30:22 am

http://www.hiren.info/life-in-the-uk-test/3


silly test, rex failed it more times than he passed!!!!

xxxx

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Bob U on April 19, 2008, 12:44:55 am

Feel free ;D

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Snoring Rhino on April 19, 2008, 01:04:36 am

Fortunately I have a heritage that allows me to fail such a quiz and enjoy. :angel:

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 19, 2008, 01:30:08 am

Sorry... She posted before saying... this is what you have to answer if you want to have a right to live in the uk...
We have applied for an unmarried partner visa and if successful with the interview in May she will have to sit the test after 2 more years of "Living as in Marriage" :( ;D ;D with me at PP Towers.

If unsuccessful.... I wont have to add another passenger to my LM ferry booking.. :(

Anyone who has known us as living together since Jan 06 (True) please feel free to provide a letter stating so... details of dates etc can be provided by PM to provide authentication.

This is not my usual bolshoit post but a request from us for help in her proof of living with me for 2 years.
We have lived together for over 2 years but dont have all the "required" documents in her name... as I pay all the bills..

I may re word this post later but it is serious....

Any Dutchies... Your help is much appreciated.

PP

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: jpchenet on April 19, 2008, 12:53:49 pm

I'll be happy to write a reference for you both Rex.  :)  As a Chairman of a Charitable Trust I am deemed as being quite a good referee.

Just let me know who to write to etc!

The other alternative is that you just get married?  8)  Would be one hell of a party!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Leftie on April 19, 2008, 03:08:54 pm

Happy to ablige mate.

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Rusty on April 19, 2008, 03:43:15 pm

Likewise mate, but I'll be seeing you later today anyway so can discuss then.

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Doris on April 19, 2008, 03:48:33 pm

Quote from: Leftie on April 19, 2008, 03:08:54 pm

Happy to ablige mate.

Leftie - I think you'll find it's 'oblige'.  You'd fail the naturalisation process at the spelling test stage.   ;)

I'm so glad I got all my papers in to the home office before these tests were introduced. 

Good luck guys!

Dx

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: knetter on April 19, 2008, 04:34:59 pm

Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on April 19, 2008, 01:30:08 am

Sorry... She posted before saying... this is what you have to answer if you want to have a right to live in the uk...
We have applied for an unmarried partner visa and if successful with the interview in May she will have to sit the test after 2 more years of "Living as in Marriage" :( ;D ;D with me at PP Towers.

If unsuccessful.... I wont have to add another passenger to my LM ferry booking.. :(

Anyone who has known us as living together since Jan 06 (True) please feel free to provide a letter stating so... details of dates etc can be provided by PM to provide authentication.

This is not my usual bolshoit post but a request from us for help in her proof of living with me for 2 years.
We have lived together for over 2 years but dont have all the "required" documents in her name... as I pay all the bills..

I may re word this post later but it is serious....

Any Dutchies... Your help is much appreciated.

PP

Don't know if we can be of any help, but if we can, let us know!

Roy

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Leftie on April 19, 2008, 05:25:51 pm

Quote from: Doris on April 19, 2008, 03:48:33 pm

Quote from: Leftie on April 19, 2008, 03:08:54 pm

Happy to ablige mate.

Leftie - I think you'll find it's 'oblige'.  You'd fail the naturalisation process at the spelling test stage.   ;)

I'm so glad I got all my papers in to the home office before these tests were introduced. 

Good luck guys!

Dx

I failed the test and I'm from Wales..... didn't know how many assembly members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mind you, I've lived in Ingerland for 50yrs.

I wish they would deport me.

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Kev_mk3 on April 20, 2008, 02:16:01 am

FAIL :(

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 20, 2008, 02:28:25 pm

Thanks for all the offers. I will be sending out a PM this afternoon. Your help is gratefully appreciated.

Rex

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: mike(liverpool boys) on April 21, 2008, 12:20:19 am

I never was any good with tests  ::)

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: redstu on April 21, 2008, 10:19:13 pm

interesting how some of the questions appear twice in different format, and how some of them give clues to the answers of others!

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 22, 2008, 10:19:21 am

Several PMs sent to me last night did not arrive... please can you send again!!!

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Lorry on April 22, 2008, 02:59:15 pm

Well despite years of experience I failed.  Principally, because I don't give a sh!t about either Welsh assemblies, or the church of Scotland

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: JDS on April 23, 2008, 02:28:02 pm

Failed - I'll pack my bags .....

I was suprised that some of the questions did not have a "like I give a s***" option though ....

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Christopher on April 24, 2008, 08:48:02 am

I passed........does that mean I have to stay?

Title: Re: Test for staying in England. Sponsored by Lady PP
Post by: Doris on April 24, 2008, 09:15:09 am

I love this question on page 6

Consuming a lot of alcohol in one session is known as what?
Party drinking
Booze drinking
Binge drinking
Hard drinking

but surely the options would be better if they read

A: Mad Friday - Le Mans
B: Sebring - All Week
C: Drinking for Holland
D: All of the above

 ;D ;D ;D

Dx