Club Arnage

As some of us are looking to camp together, it might be an idea to see if we can arrange to swap our HA tickets about, so that those who want to can all be on the same bit of HA. (Might be worth posting something on BM as well)

Good idea Nick, maybe worth updating the 'final campsite decision' thread for those on HA to specify Nord or Sud. If clkgtrlm1 doesn't mind...  ;)

Without looking back, i can't remember if any CAers have Sud though, i can only recall Norders (however i'm probably wrong about that).

PM me with your NORD / SUD details and I will update

fantastic idea :) i might swap mine for sud to be with our other guys

Please translate ' sud '.

Thanks
Randy
 f.a.t.

Hi Randy, Sud is South and Nord is North.
However, the bloke at Tickets 2 U today, told me theres no such thing as NORD or SUD at HA, and the pitches arent marked out this year, its a free for all. Does anybody have HA Nord's??

Lots of us have HA nord tickets Ian, it's the new MB ;)

As its marked as a seperate area to HA sud on the map,  I would be surprised if you can camp in sud with a nord ticket and vise versa.

Ho for F***ks Sake, I'm now a bit cheesed off, I wonder what 1st Tickets will get and send us???, however I did also speak with Brian today and he said they should recieve the tickets tomorrow and start sorting them. Hopefully there will 5 Nord tickets in them, that just leaves one to swap. :-X

BTW which map, been onto Lemans.org and it only shows HA - no Nord or Sud.

It's on the back of the ticket, surprised most of us I think. The ACO strikes again. ???

Ah yes, does this not mean that Bob, Steve, and the normal HA crew will be shuffled out of their normal spots if they get HA Nord?

Tickets for HA Nord which we already have in our grubby little mitts DO NOT have pitch numbers on, only that it's area Nord.

Thanks.
I bet by the time everyone gets pissed,it doesn't matter.Nord or Sud.
So long as you find your pitch.
Or just a nice grassy spot to lay down for a while.Power nap,you know.

Yes, I like power naps, trouble is more I get naps than power. It seems that HA Nord and Sud is going to be the New Berlin, barbed wire fencing, minefeilds and sentry towers with AK45 armed guards just to keep us apart. Might need to take our spades chaps, if we start tunneling on Wednesday, we might break through for the start of the football season in the new stadium.

Just spoke to Brian at 1st Tickets, all of their ticket allocation is HA SUD,  they did not get any Nords. So, thats where we will be heading along with anyone else who bought HA tickets from him.

Why don't the HA NORD ers camp along the southern boundary of the site, and the HA SUD ers camp along the northern boundary of the site.

Excellent.  Our own drag strip.

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Bloody hell. Have I hit upon a plan?

SSSh

There is only one way. McQueen showed us how. Bring back the Cooler King.

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Excellent.  Our own drag strip.

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Cobra VS Nissan 300C. Oh yeah... how long is the braking area >:D

Just plough into the nob heads on the roundabout. Should stop eventually  ;D

Well Brian is obviously gay.

On the basis of that information (the tickets not Brian's sexuality) I have 2 HA Sud tickets for sale. Start your bidding at 4 times face value and work down.

someone film it and im sure we can get a few £250s off "you've been framed"

Looks like a bit of a walk to go fishing for me then....  >:(

hope that grass grows before Lemans but i very much doubt it

could always take your favourite go-ped and trailer Rex

but the squares are only 100mtr so not such a walk hey? ::)

 :P

bill

Steve
Will you be using a Pro tree or a Sportsman tree?
And will you be allowing deep staging? ;D

I'm an old fart now.  Reactions not quick enough for the Pro tree!  Don't want to light a cherry.

So.

   Houx Annexe Nord.  Dry stone walls, whippet racing, meat and potato pies,chips with gravy and folk walking around in flat caps and mufflers shouting "aye oop thar nawze" to everyone. It will be grim, and it will probebly rain.



   Houx Annexe Sud.  A land of milk and honey. Genteel folk drinking English breakfast tea, scones and jam on the terrace before enjoying an evening meal consisting of an international menu washed down with a selection of fine wines. An altogether more civilised camp site.

Looks like the self proclaimed Lords are in the wrong section, just checked the updated who, what, where.

You are still welcome to our humble hovel for a beer though, or prehaps a glass of bordeaux's finest, I'm sure there will be some left as our palates won't appreciate it and we will prefer plonk. ;D

Just off to do a bit of hare coursing with the wippet. ee by gum  ;)

Peter, why do you keep referring to yourself as a serf? Just because you ARE lower class it doesn't mean you have to keep telling yourself that.

Oh sh*t - think ill sit back and watch the "North / South" argument kick off like a bunch of rangers fans in manchester

Careful, or we'll make you walk the long way round to the Stella Bar. The road past HA Nord will be heavily guarded  >:D

Cant send those bloody rangers fans anywhere  >:(

Trouble is Peter, their rugger rules are different to ours and they wear padding!!!!!

No Trebuchet allowed huh!!!

Nord or Sud?

There would only be space for a trebuchet on the manicured lawns of a Sud palatial pitch.
Firing dead cows at the oiks on Nord.
But we don't care, we'll just sling them on the barbie.
Go well with a nice Haut-Medoc. ;D

A Land of Milk & Honey... Roman Bi sexual Orgy springs to mind.... at least it will keep the dust down ;D and stop it blowing over to our more civilised display of hedonistic vulgarity.

PP

im now on Sud :)

Lucky boy :o..... :o ;D  I think you may be invited to The Brethren party.....
Bring the Astray over... we can flame pop the exhaust (after filling if full of meths)to  the tunes, dont worry, from first hand experience I can say that sh*t old Vauxhall's are fine if the cam belt snaps a high revs ;D


Pig Pen... who had an ex Plod 24V3.0  big one... sold it to a mates wife for £200!

Tickets supplied by the Tourist Board mean Team Zarse will be in the relative sanity of HA SUD with the other lotus eaters.

So that puts paid to our little plan of camping next to the Brethren. Still, it's probably for the best all round.

thats who i swapped my 2 tickets with :)

The Trusty Astray will be there :)

think thats what you where meant to say but the big ends fine but i cant eat hot things like chillies etc :( so i fail!!

Oh boy !!!   ;D

Rusty, go easy on him. ::)

why am i now scared  :o

i shall not be the gimp but i think i owe Russ a beer or 2 for swapping tickets with me :)

Oh, you owe him sooooooo much more than that.

Kev, I don't wish to worry you unduly but The Brethren will have your life.

i am hearing this

:(  :o :(

You know he's been rohypnolled and force bummed already don't you?  :o

What hapened to that last bloke who got mercillessly pissed, and woke up married to one of the female (Although that was open to some debate) toilet attendants?

I wonder if Pigger's going to bring his mincer, and some sausage skins?

Not for the faint hearted

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes  :o :o :o

Looking at the spreadsheet from Team Lang it seems like most will be on Nord, am I right?

Quite annoyed not to be in my normal place, will have to get a new homing pigeon trained.

>Martini...

Kev,

I met The Bretheren on Saturday and got pissed with him, Pig-Pen and loads of other pals.  Don't believe the rumours.

 >:D HE'S A HIGH CLASS DRUID AND A FIRST CLASS HEATHEN   >:D

But, to him credit, I survived unscathed.

To 'Sell Your Soul to the Devil', see 'Music Association' thread.

Yes, he has horns growing out of is head but, look on the bright side.

Me, myself I am not yet certain which of God's twin pastures we will be settling on, cos we 'asn't seen the tickets yet

however Armoured by the Lord I will fear no evil :angel:

I rather hope not to be too far from our usual hot spot 200 yds from the bog,n,shower blocks

hygeine bein So very important in foreign parts, the memsahib tells me.

Her uncle told her of course

His wife told him

etcetera, etcetera...ad infinitum

It is confirmed

we shall savour the delights of HASud

o how sad to be deprived the delights of a drum'n'bass head all night every night

and how convenient for a short walk via the wooded fastnesses of Houx to the bacon butty bar and the village

I fear the only real draw back will be negotiating the Douane en route to and fro the Stella bar

yeah we wont go there  ::)

well you can have my mate coming with me - its his first Lemans  :laugh:

fantastic - sounded a nice bloke on the phone aswell :)

::) :-X :angel: Who was it? we all upset, was it last year?, the choir boy. :angel:

I've just swopped with The Brethren too!
We are now on HA Sud..........
Fine wine and afternoon tea here we come..........

I was talking to Private Tray Boy the other day... Himself and Sargent Major Chop will be joining the campaign on the thursday.
Not a pair to upset! ;D

Fran is lovely :) i have not met Brian yet no