Title: keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 09:29:00 am
For anyone with a failing libido. or over 50 A good recipe with guaranteed results.
1 get a quarter of a V**GRA tablet. Grind between 2 spoons, add grapefruit juice. just a spoon full.( It must be grapefruit )swallow. Enjoy a glass of wine Get ready for the best stiffy you've ever had, just a note of warning..........have the ice ready to soothe the aching member!!!!
1 get a quarter of a V**GRA tablet. Grind between 2 spoons, add grapefruit juice. just a spoon full.( It must be grapefruit )swallow. Enjoy a glass of wine Get ready for the best stiffy you've ever had, just a note of warning..........have the ice ready to soothe the aching member!!!!
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: BigH on July 23, 2003, 10:10:27 am
Sav,
You're incorrigable. Or corrugated, I forget which. Enough to make a bald man cry...
H
You're incorrigable. Or corrugated, I forget which. Enough to make a bald man cry...
H
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 10:12:59 am
MOI.
only helping out the old boys
only helping out the old boys
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: Andy Zarse on July 23, 2003, 11:26:15 am
1 get a quarter of a V**GRA tablet. Grind between 2 spoons, add grapefruit juice. just a spoon full.( It must be grapefruit )swallow.
Yes Sav, I have tried it with Apple and Mango juice and it's no good. The V got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for days!! ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 11:36:48 am
BOOM BOOM!!!
you need the acidity of the grapefruit juice, no other citrus will work. But don't forget the ice pack Its vital
you need the acidity of the grapefruit juice, no other citrus will work. But don't forget the ice pack Its vital
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on July 23, 2003, 04:51:15 pm
Sav, glad that you can spell citrus, or you may have been a Smokie statistic.As for helping us oldy's out just let us know what you feed Uncle Albert on cos we will have some of that. I bet he does not know that you spike his food and drink.
No human can keep up that pace for a whole 9 days like Albert. Bottle it bro and make a fortune.
Brian.
No human can keep up that pace for a whole 9 days like Albert. Bottle it bro and make a fortune.
Brian.
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 05:10:00 pm
brian. glad you approve of the spelling. Some of the punctuation that get's on this here is appalling; Get on the case smokie. I never had you in mind when I started this. I thought you were a young stud like H and myself.
Albert's on no chemical stimulant that I have ever heard of or read about. I think he's plugged into the mains. Like odd-job in Carry on screaming. Any ideas what keeps him going
Albert's on no chemical stimulant that I have ever heard of or read about. I think he's plugged into the mains. Like odd-job in Carry on screaming. Any ideas what keeps him going
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: Nobby Diesel on July 23, 2003, 05:15:25 pm
I always take half a tablet when camping at Le Mans.......
It stops me from rolling out of my tent!
It stops me from rolling out of my tent!
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: BigH on July 23, 2003, 05:31:46 pm
I think I accidentally stumbled on to the secret of Alberts vitality.
As dawn was breaking and I crawled out of the tent for a leak, I rounded the corner to find Albert tucking into a meal. As he looked up at me with guilty eyes and grease slobbering all over his chops I got a glimpse of what he was tucking into. I swear it was a human thigh. A youngster I'd say, whether they were local or not I don't know. Didn't see any Chianti.
H
As dawn was breaking and I crawled out of the tent for a leak, I rounded the corner to find Albert tucking into a meal. As he looked up at me with guilty eyes and grease slobbering all over his chops I got a glimpse of what he was tucking into. I swear it was a human thigh. A youngster I'd say, whether they were local or not I don't know. Didn't see any Chianti.
H
Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 24, 2003, 01:53:12 pm
forgot to mention. you are meant to share the tablet with the object of your desire. wheter it be ,human or otherwise. you get all sort at LM
