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Club Arnage => So You Think You Know About Le Mans => Topic started by: Mr. Rick on September 06, 2003, 10:23:41 am

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Post by: Mr. Rick on September 06, 2003, 10:23:41 am: [attachment deleted by admin due to age]
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Post by: Steve Pyro on September 06, 2003, 11:54:02 am: Come on Allan, wake up, you've only got one more stint to do.
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Post by: Steve Pyro on September 06, 2003, 11:54:56 am: or :-
Suddenly, the ACO official realised that the driver was not from planet Earth.
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Post by: Steve Pyro on September 06, 2003, 11:56:07 am: Rick, I've just thought, do you want a caption for the polishing lady as well ;)
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Post by: Andy Zarse on September 06, 2003, 04:04:53 pm: "Put my specs on it and call me Susan" roars drunken McNish
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Post by: Robbo SPS on September 06, 2003, 09:25:32 pm: What i am going to be able to drive a decent F1 car
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Post by: Mr. Rick on September 07, 2003, 07:59:30 pm: Quote from: Steve Brown on September 06, 2003, 11:56:07 am
Rick, I've just thought, do you want a caption for the polishing lady as well ;)

I did have a very special "caption" of my own, but she re"buffed" me!!!!!! ;D
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Post by: gibberish on September 08, 2003, 03:00:32 pm: When will this idiot stop fondling my shoulder?
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Post by: Rich - Team Gulp Racing on September 08, 2003, 05:03:45 pm: McNish spent months preparing his neck muscles to cope with the G forces in the GT1 - but his eyeball muscles just weren't up to it
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Post by: Andy Zarse on September 08, 2003, 05:30:56 pm: The car being buffed is the Nighthawk racing MG Lola.

Christ knows what planet Mc Nish is on tho.
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Post by: gibberish on September 08, 2003, 05:33:55 pm: Quote from: Andy Zarse on September 08, 2003, 05:30:56 pm
The car being buffed is the Nighthawk racing MG Lola.

Very impressive Andy, but what's the birds name?
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Post by: BigH on September 08, 2003, 06:28:03 pm: Can't remember her name exactly, though I believe she slays vampires in her spare time...
H

Sorry, that was awful.
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Post by: pretzel on September 08, 2003, 10:47:17 pm: Allan was beginning to wish he hadn't gone down to MB to mix it with the fans the night before the race......
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Post by: Rusty on September 09, 2003, 01:53:32 am: Once Allan had got over the initial trauma of an encounter deep in a tin mine in Cornwall, he realised the benefits of becoming a zombie. There was no need for driver changes, and he would drive the whole 24 hours himself
;D
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Post by: gibberish on September 09, 2003, 10:08:21 am: Quote from: BigH on September 08, 2003, 06:28:03 pm
Can't remember her name exactly, though I believe she slays vampires in her spare time...
H

Sorry, that was awful.

That was worse than awful H :-\
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Post by: Russ on September 09, 2003, 01:37:26 pm: "The MRI Manager wanted to ask Allan if he knew why they had run out of beer within an hour...."
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Post by: BigH on September 09, 2003, 05:24:30 pm: "Germaine, take that torque wrench out of my a*se NOW!"
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Post by: saveloy on September 09, 2003, 05:29:58 pm: scratch like mad and get those chilli seeds out of my ring.
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Post by: Barry on September 10, 2003, 02:12:35 pm: 'It's so hot in that cockpit, my eyes have poached'
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Post by: Russ on September 10, 2003, 06:18:42 pm: Allen was just finishing his 24 whore race when the pit crew walked in...
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Post by: Stu on September 12, 2003, 04:14:07 pm: Allan having just returned from paying for his 2004 return crossing at Brittany Ferries.