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Club Arnage => Just To Say Hi => Topic started by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on May 08, 2003, 09:41:22 am



Title: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on May 08, 2003, 09:41:22 am
Chris, with only 31 more get up and goes, I thought that you would have been more involved in this new site, get a life lad. Get your finger doing the talking. YES, YES, YES. ;D ;D ;D ;D. I am going this year. You will have to put up with the driving, snoring and fart ing for one more year.
Yippee.
 ;D.yes .D.yes.  yeahssssss.
ooh I am all wet, just shoot off to change the knicks.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on May 08, 2003, 11:08:50 am
I have been busy putting in Kitchens bathrooms skirting boards etc at me house so have not been on the computer for a while. But am back in force now and will be chaecking in daily. Great to hear that you are coming now. Although one question does come to mind like how you are managing to get away with it????. All I can say is hope you disposed of the body correctly!!!, or was it major grovelling that got you permission.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on June 24, 2003, 03:00:30 pm
Brian, Just checking in to say hi, and to thank you all, from the heart of my bottom. For all your help, and for the 'uncle albert message>>>
has big H surfaced yet??


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on June 24, 2003, 10:57:47 pm
Saveloy, welcome to the world of Club Arnarge, great to hear from you. Did you get Uncle Albert, back safely? That will be some sight next year Uncle Albert, on a penny farthing with a flare attatched to his ass. As for thank's no need mate, we are all here to help one another. Big H,. has made a posting in general discusion's, tiltle is Oi, Oi, crew back home.
Keep posting to keep this site a great place to converse.
Take care.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on June 25, 2003, 01:31:40 pm
Brian, Thanks for the welcome, this is a great site. I managed to find  big H, the photo's are the incriminating evidence of copious, cask whisky consumption. I thank you!!!. I found an old pair of shreddies(mine) well skidded up, I should put them on e- bay. I'm sure everyone needs a reminder of the queue for the crapper.
will keep reading this in between operations,
sav


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on June 25, 2003, 01:54:39 pm
Whotcha Saveloy Good to see your keeping the british healthy for next years excusion in June. Don't for get to wash your hands!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on June 25, 2003, 02:15:07 pm
thanks Ian, I'm more worried about the 'kin generator.. i always wash my hands after sex!!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on June 25, 2003, 02:20:39 pm
You only wash 'em once a year then? Or are you single?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on June 25, 2003, 03:12:12 pm
just had to wash 'em awhile ago. I had my hands in someone???? as to sex once a year. I should be that fortunate.
big H had an idea last year about doing a problem page, ask Dr SAV. somehow  doesn't sound right,or does it????


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on June 25, 2003, 05:30:44 pm
Many of BigH's ideas don't sound right and this one's no exception!!

 :)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on June 26, 2003, 12:01:59 am
Sav, just let us know what hospital you work in so that if we are in your area we will be extra careful not to end up on your operating table. Does not bear thinking about. Did you give your lecture on genitals to Big H and his crew.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on June 26, 2003, 10:37:15 am
I can't remember where my hospital is Brian. too much brain-rot at base camp. No it never happened this year, but, apparently my lecture on the anatomy of the female genitalia. goes down well. (so to speak)
did you boy's manage to drop the photo off, of the dog with king size dick????


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on June 27, 2003, 01:41:57 pm
Sav, yes we called in at the bar of The little dog with the big deek, on the way home. Gave the Madam, the framed photo of the big deeked dead dog. We had tears and hugs all round as well as a round of drinks on the house. Not a bad swop we thought and a very nice gesture on her behalf.
Keep your hands warm.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on June 30, 2003, 11:32:06 am
Brian, are any of you boys, going to the F O S?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on July 01, 2003, 05:42:14 pm
Brian, are any of you boys, going to the F O S?
Sav, the Liverpool boys plus 2 assosiated member's are off to Scotland, Friday until Monday, for a week end of drinking, I must say that our excursions up there are a good training session ready for our yearly trip to Le man.
Keep in touch.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on July 01, 2003, 05:51:45 pm
Brian. you lucky sod, have afew me. and, test a few for next year. Have a good 'un. catch up next week. SAV


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on July 01, 2003, 06:02:29 pm
Cheer's Sav, we go up about 7 times a year, we always have a great week end.
Speak next week.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on July 09, 2003, 04:27:10 pm
Brian.
 Have a good weekend on the scotch?  did you have to wedge out the guy's on the gate for the camping "supplement"
I don't know if they put it in the bin's. but i reckon that the amount they took, it should be possible to build a decent sh*thouse and showers.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on July 10, 2003, 08:31:23 pm
Saveloy, great week end had by all, no probs with the wedge as we had to bung the farmer. But do you not think that proper crapper's and showers would spoil the expierience of this great event. Plus Smokie's crew would not have the pleasure of viewing the turds as they are sucked through the see through pipe to the sh*t tanker. Your medical advice would have been handy, as one of Smokie's crew, Mark, told me that from what he saw going through the pipe one day, that no ass hole would have been large enough to have passed it. ( bike frame comes to mind)
That's enough of this sh*t.
Take care.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on July 11, 2003, 06:50:46 am
Hey Brian, please don`t go tellin everyone about the daily turd watching that`s goin on down by Smokie and PM :-X. We don´t want too many gawkers gettin in on the action. It was bad enough when they switched over from the black to the clear suckin hose, when the masses heard about that we where almost pushed out of our front row seats :'(.
Smokie, is it true that you and Mark are going set up scaffolding at the Bog House next year :o?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on July 11, 2003, 09:39:48 am
Brian
Yeah I understand the joy's of queueing to have a long old dump. the conversations can be interesting, yet spare a thought for all, (including me) having to suffer the undercooked bits and bobs, unidentifiable in some cases that come off aBBQ. Go down OK then start festering inside. you can't keep that in with a cork and superglue. I got like that and had a great dump in the ladies. no queue there of course, after the delights of fore mentioned dump, some girly objected most vociferously. when politely questioned as to whether or not, I should sh*t myself,your honour, the reply was "not my problem" selfish bitch, anyway I left a poisonous cloud moving in the direction of Arnage. and the smell from hell!!!!.
I'd love to have seen that one being sucked thro' a transparent sucker.
gotta work now, catch you later.
SAV


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on July 11, 2003, 10:33:36 am
Mark is a gambling man. Betting odds were so short on Bentley that we were reduced to gambling on first turd past the post when the shite suckers rolled in.

Sad when it becomes the highlight of your day though.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on July 11, 2003, 06:55:12 pm
Gab, I am so sorry that I may have let the cat out of the bag, on this one. Then I thought if Smokie does not want it to become a public event, as Mr terminator, he could always remove the thread. But to my surprise he has not attempted this das turd ly deed.
So I have contacted Smokie, by phone to find out what he is upto.
He has stated that he and P.M, have cum up with a plan to make a bit on the side, they are to charge people 10 euro's per day to view this daily performance, for people who arrive before the Wednesday and only 5 euro's per day for the rest of the week.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on July 11, 2003, 10:40:27 pm
We're also considering using food dyes in our beer and on our food and having a Spot the Turd competition.

Didn't there used to be a programme called Multi-coloured sh*t slop?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on July 12, 2003, 11:11:46 am
Smokie you forgot to mention your turd drag racing idea:-\.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on July 12, 2003, 10:19:02 pm
I wasn't going to go into that one... ::)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on July 13, 2003, 04:43:12 pm
Smokie, why not, surley it is in the best intrest's of us turd watcher's to know if a fellow turder has an idea that may enhance the sport.
Brain.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on July 13, 2003, 06:04:02 pm
Bri,
   thought you didn't drink low flyers during the day?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on July 14, 2003, 12:22:24 pm
Bart, only when it's hot and the smoke is rising from the barbie. You have to have some pleasures in life.
See you later.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on July 30, 2003, 05:59:52 pm
Can only reiterate the title of this thread
           Chris wher the fluck are you??


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on August 03, 2003, 08:13:21 pm
Just to get back on track I am here been a very busy boy and only had the phone line hooked up yesterday in me new house. So am trying to trawl through the 1000 or so e-mails i have and all the bloody messages on this site speak to you all soon.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on August 06, 2003, 03:03:51 pm
Welcome back bud, here is another for you to open.
Real men do it for 12 months
.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on August 06, 2003, 04:31:55 pm
Brian, you've been missed as well, where you been.? You know, it's so hot that, our air con in theatres packed up. Shame So all ops cancelled. Hooray.  Off to the  pub for practise. for a few days in France next week, I need to go there to cool off??? looking forward to it I must say


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Gilles on August 06, 2003, 07:14:47 pm
Brian, you've been missed as well, where you been.? You know, it's so hot that, our air con in theatres packed up. Shame So all ops cancelled. Hooray.  Off to the  pub for practise. for a few days in France next week, I need to go there to cool off??? looking forward to it I must say

Really bad idea to come in France to cool off... it's hotter these days than it never be since maybe 30 years...

But still come in France, it's a cool country !  8)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on August 07, 2003, 11:22:41 am
Gilles, defintley coming over in spite of the heat. Great food, great wine, great totty, sells it for me big time. any recommendations on keeping cool


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Gilles on August 07, 2003, 03:07:30 pm
As far as my "fridge bizness" doesn't include climatized car, I can't help you...

... if you need to drink, I suggest you water. But if you stop in a quite large city (such as Le Mans), just have a look as wine sellers, such as Nicolas stores or even independant shops. They all have wine and champagne to sell welll chilled.

Maybe you can include on your roadbook some wine cellars visits, because cellars are always well tempered...

... and if you stop at Le Mans, maybe we can have a drink together.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on August 07, 2003, 03:31:43 pm
gilles thanks for the offer a drink, but I'm flying down to Strasbourg, I'll have a few with you next year, meantime I'm planning to visit afew of the alsace cellars, l must admit I'm looking forward to it.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Gilles on August 07, 2003, 10:49:30 pm
May I suggest you also a cruise on the Rhine ?  :)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on August 08, 2003, 11:18:18 am
going across the Rhine to guzzle a few litres of fine German beer


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on August 28, 2003, 01:14:28 am
Sav, be careful,was there not a song about crossing the Rhine to s##g the women and drink the wine. Hope it worked out for you and you did both.
catch u later.
Brian


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on September 03, 2003, 11:15:13 am
Brian. had a great time over the rhine, dranks loads of wine, tried absinthe. Result projectile vomiting to match my best excesses at Le-mans, god I was Ill, mind you tried it again with no wine, it worked fine, Everything alright with you folks up north


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on September 04, 2003, 08:56:41 pm
Sav, glad to hear that you did not let the team down on your excursion into the Rhine land, all are well up here and are know counting the days down to next year.
All going to Bonny Scotland this week end. God them jocks know how to drink but it all helps towards the training for the event of the year.
Catch u later
Brian


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on September 09, 2003, 05:21:26 pm
Brian bad news I'm afraid............................. i have given up drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for 2 days so far. Does that count as a record, As much as  I love having afew, i hate throwing up, So what shall i do. stick to one drink, or stay on the wagon


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on September 11, 2003, 03:45:47 am
Hi Sober Sav, you not drinking, that's a joke, have you been on the funny stuff again?. I think by next June you may have started again, if not Uncle Albert, will think he has picked the wrong person up.
Have you started with the shakes yet? you do know what going cold turkey can do to you.Pity we do not have a spewing face that we can insert here.
See you in the Betty Ford clinic.
Brian.
 


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on September 11, 2003, 12:21:22 pm
brian, good news and bad news, the good news is i fell off the wagon just couldn't look at the world in a sober way, I never got cold turkey. It gets a bit difficult doing what I do with the the shakes.  mind you I've got away with it for a few years. Ilook forward to sharing a few large whisky's with you and the boy's.
bad news, well there is none really. I just wanted to build the suspense up.
What were you doing up at 3 this morning? working?
To celebrate drinking again I shall have a pint at lunch


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on September 18, 2003, 10:23:55 pm
Sav, yes I was on dark days, will not be on forum for next 2 weeks, off to Menorca, for two weeks of sand, sea and sangria, Mrs B, does not know that the fourth S, is S*X, well not yet anyway.
Catch u later.
Brian.
Good news that u have fell off the wagon!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on September 25, 2003, 04:16:28 pm
Brian How dare you go on holiday!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on October 11, 2003, 02:17:01 am
Sav, the boy is back in town.  :( Big H's tee shirt design is looking good dont you think.
take care.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on October 13, 2003, 10:06:30 am
Brian welcome back, have a good time, enjoy the 4S's. yeah the T shirts looking good, so is Anna who's modelling it. just came back from a weekend on the sauce, suffering from dropsy today,  so much for staying off the wagon. It is fun trying tho' i must admit. Andy Z has a great idea for a pig spitroast, read his link' I pulled a pig' a few good ideas there.  >:(


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on October 21, 2003, 09:03:12 am
Sav, how the fluck are you, still got your hands in parts of the human body that we can only dream of. The spit roast looks like a fine idea, but who will control the spit, Big H, Andy Zarse. Stu, Smokie, Powermite or that alcholic German American GAB or failing that Uncle Albert.
Me thinks I will give that a miss, unless Mrs Doutfire from the PM's crew is at the handle, no samonella for me.Unless it is classed as Christmas dinner. How are we doing on the penny farthing front? has Albert thrown caution to the wind yet, and decided that a penny fartining with a rocket up it's zarse wiil make the forum front page stuff.
Not long before we go through the pain of the annual erection!
Brian.

 


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on October 21, 2003, 10:34:32 am
Brian, thought you had forgot me, it's been so long.  been busy eh!!!!. It's amazing just where one can insert one's finger. Andy thought Albert in an enlarged hamster wheel, gets my vote anyway. Not too sure about Albert at the moment I'm sure he'll need some strong persuasion to bring the penny farthing, you may have to try, I think it's the least he can do after your warm welcome to him last year,. must get Ginger snaps in on the act, he's a sucker for pretty woman( aren't we all) One things for sure I've had enough painful 'erections' every june to last a life-time hoping to get someone else to come early. still working on that one.  
may the malt be with you
SAV


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: BigH on October 21, 2003, 04:12:44 pm


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Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on October 22, 2003, 07:03:18 am
Brian,Sav, you can forget me for controlling the pig roast spit, I couldn`t even properly cook a couple of skimpy chicken legs after our low-flyer evening with Smokie and Mark last year. Wound up with near terminal rectal squirting for the next few weeks. Could recommend a great cook, AJ from PM´s group, not sure he would want to be spend hours with a "4-legged pig" though. ;)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on October 23, 2003, 09:07:51 am
Hey Gab, welcome to the world of CA, no more hiding in the back ground for you boy. Can I make a suggestion, lets get Uncle Alberts, penny farthing fitted to a rolling road and he can pedal his little ass off while we attatch a belt from his front wheel to the spit roast, this guy is super fit for his age and I am sure that the pig will be cooked to perfection in no time.
That dastardly pair Smokie,he who moderates and Mark have realy pissed me off with the planned visit to the father land, what shopping and drinking in the one trip who do they think they are, llamas.
you take care and we are all looking forward to you attempting to getting passed our camp site with out stopping for a low flyer.
Regards.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on October 23, 2003, 09:14:56 am
Brian, Whats a low flyer, and why ain't I had one? in  anticipation of one next June I have to  agree with you about  Albert


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on October 23, 2003, 09:26:33 am
Brian, Whats a low flyer, and why ain't I had one? in  anticipation of one next June I have to  agree with you about  Albert
Sav, call in next year and we will introduce you to the FAMOUS low flyer, you will enjoy them.
Going to bed.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on October 23, 2003, 09:45:23 am
Do you mean I' will enjoy them going to bed? or have you at work last-night?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on October 23, 2003, 12:17:55 pm
Sav, guess Brian went to bed. He, Ian, and Chris introduced myself, Smokie, and Mark, to low flyers this past June. What an evening that was, low flyers and yeast beer, and surprisingly enough, no headaches the next day. You mare welcome to stop by next year and join us for our "2004 Maison Blanche Low Flyer Marathon."

Brian, to motivate Uncle Albert let`s say we dangle a low flyer just in front of his nose, he`ll keep pedalling thinking that he can catch up to it, of course he never will. When the pig is finished he will then be awarded the elusive low flyer that he has been trying to catch for the last 8 hours. Think it will work?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on October 23, 2003, 01:49:15 pm
gab - was talking to Mark about next year and we are probably arriving on MB on Monday again. Or maybe even Sunday. Awww f**k it, let's go for pre-qual and not come back...(actually pre-qual will be out of the question again next year if I do Sebring - likely! Mrs smokie wants me to keep some leave to use with her...)

Were you there Sunday? Any problems getting in? (Apart from paying for the extra nights?)



Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Gilles on October 23, 2003, 03:31:14 pm
gab - was talking to Mark about next year and we are probably arriving on MB on Monday again. Or maybe even Sunday. Awww f**ck it, let's go for pre-qual and not come back...(actually pre-qual will be out of the question again next year if I do Sebring - likely! Mrs smokie wants me to keep some leave to use with her...)

Were you there Sunday? Any problems getting in? (Apart from paying for the extra nights?)



BTW some of 2004 PQ will take place next month !!!  ;D


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on October 23, 2003, 04:06:46 pm
Gab, did we meet? I was pitched upnext to the'liverpool boys' with H etc, mind you I remember meeting some people but not names. I feel miffed about it, guess I'll have to make up for it next visit


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on October 24, 2003, 01:38:55 am
Sav, stay sober and you will remember those you meet, or put a guest book on a bit of string around your neck for people that you meet when pissed they can just sign in.
What do you think.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on October 24, 2003, 06:47:11 am
Sav, I do not think we met last year although I`m not 100% sure. ??? I met quite a few of the L`pool boys guests in my many frequent unannounced drop ins to them, and I also have a problem with remembering names. Guess we`ll have use one of Brians ideas next year, it will have to be the one about putting a guest book around our necks, can`t say I`m too keen on the staying sober idea. :-X

Smokie, I arrived this year on Sunday as I usually do. If you stimulate your gray matter,  I think you might remember the story about getting in this year. We had to go to the campground directly across from MB (forgot the name) and then move a gate or two, and then drive across the track entering MB at the trackside entrance to the campground (somewhere just across from the streetside entrance to MB). Was never so difficult as this past year to get in on Sunday, usually just drove through the main entrance to the track. Guess it was due to the extra €10 per night charge that was collected for camping before Wed. night.
Does anyone know if this €10 charge per night (before Wed. night) will be applied again next year?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on October 24, 2003, 09:04:24 am
Ah yes...I remember now.

Sav, there's also lots of names I didn't meet, or at least have no recollection of meeting. We can all rectify that in 04.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on October 24, 2003, 12:59:36 pm
I think that there's a simple solution to Aid our faiing memories, that is everyone wears a nam tag- just like 1st day at school!!!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on October 24, 2003, 01:04:57 pm
I'm a full member now, must go and celebrate, Kir Royales for me tonght!!!!!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on October 31, 2003, 12:51:17 pm
I'm a full member now, must go and celebrate, Kir Royales for me tonght!!!!!!
Well done Sav, a full member yes, but like a lot of us llamas, not a full shilling.
Roll on 2004.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on November 07, 2003, 12:56:30 pm
What's a shillling Brian ?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on November 11, 2003, 08:54:28 am
Sav, ask Uncle Albert, a shilling is 48 x a penny farthing. I think.
keep your hands warm whilst at work.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on November 11, 2003, 10:36:16 am
Brian mate it's so cold down here, you'd never guess where I've had my hands to warm them up!!!!!!  the maths to make a shilling out of a penny farthing, I shall give in to your knowledge gained by many years of expereience


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on December 01, 2003, 11:33:46 am
BRIAN u still alive??? if not, I won't expect an answer


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on December 02, 2003, 01:40:03 am
BRIAN u still alive??? if not, I won't expect an answer
Sav, yes still here just got back from one of our heavy drinking trips to Scotland, at this moment I do feel as though I have died.
What has happened to Big H, off mapping some far flung Island I suppose.
Take care care.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on December 02, 2003, 12:03:39 pm
good to hear from you brian. good session by the sound of things.
As far as I know H is on a remote caribean Island begining with B, but I don't know which one. That's not strictly true. I can't remember, the usual cause, you know.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Paulathedrooler on December 09, 2003, 08:17:55 pm
Saveloy, H is now back with us, how are you doing still playing with others parts I hope.
Love.
Paula.
xxxxxx


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on December 15, 2003, 11:55:22 am
Welcome back H. Paula how come you know that I play with other parts,  but do you know what parts????
Sav


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: BigH on December 15, 2003, 01:18:30 pm
Thanks Sav,
San Salvador it was, and Brian:

Quote
just got back from one of our heavy drinking trips to Scotland

When do you go to Scotland on light drinking trips?
H


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on December 16, 2003, 08:15:57 am
H, good to hear from you bud, yes we attempt to go to Scotland, around every six weeks. It is the only way that we can keep the system in training for the big one in June.
Sav, it was I who informed Paula, what you did with your hands!.
Take care u 2
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on December 16, 2003, 09:42:44 am
I can sometimes do it hand's free Brian. Every 6 weeks??, it's no wonder you  I felt wobbly last visit to your bar!!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on December 24, 2003, 03:12:08 pm
Sav, you just have to do it mate, the crew are now packed and ready to go for our trip up North on the 27th and we are back, sorry to say on the 31st. Who in leaves Scotland on New Years Eve, we must be mad.
Have a great one
or more.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on January 09, 2004, 10:24:57 am
 Brian, how was the Hogmany run!!!! need I ask,  Do you bring any free samples back with you. had a fortnight off which has been fun, guess what I'm doing this morning????
Albert wanted to get in contact with you, I suggested he trys this site. If you want to email direct let me know and I'll send you a message


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on January 10, 2004, 05:18:45 pm
Brian, how was the Hogmany run!!!! need I ask,  Do you bring any free samples back with you. had a fortnight off which has been fun, guess what I'm doing this morning????
Albert wanted to get in contact with you, I suggested he trys this site. If you want to email direct let me know and I'll send you a message
Sav, best wishes for 2004, my e mail address is open in the members list, think I am still in the top 15 posters, saves you trawling. It would be great to hear from Uncle Albert so get him to drop us a line. Great to be able to say that we are attending the race THIS YEAR, cant come quick enough.
Catch you later and keep your hands warm.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on January 14, 2004, 10:53:45 am
Bri, passed your address to albert, knowing him he's got you already, Count down to the pissup has started


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on January 14, 2004, 05:24:11 pm
Sav, yes got a reply today from Albert, also recieved your PM have answered it and have put my contact number for you to give us a bell, will speak with Ian and see if we can assist. I am on dark days this week ( nights ) so any time after 1500 hrs would be the best time to catch me.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on January 15, 2004, 06:47:56 am
Sav, give me a bell today, I have news for you :D :D


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on January 20, 2004, 12:10:54 am
Chris, as this thread states where the fluck are u, have sent you a PM, give us a bell or e mail me.
Speak soon.
Brian.
or call in on the bike when u r passing.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on January 21, 2004, 11:48:40 pm
I have to be boring and take this subject back to its beginning!!

I AM THE FLUCK HERE!!!

Thankyou for your messages and hopefully will be back posting more often soon!!!

Hi to all who know of me and those who dont


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on January 21, 2004, 11:56:13 pm
Quote from: Chris (Liverpool Boys)

Hi to all who know of me and those who dont
[quote

...did he miss anyone out?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on January 22, 2004, 12:41:44 am
Smokie, I dont think he would have missed you out after your hospitality last year, he was as sick as a dog next day so he must have had a good time.A terrible waste of Scotch though we even thought of straining what had been thrown up through the ws and giving it to our special guests.
anyone for drinks boys.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on January 22, 2004, 10:58:31 am
Is that the secret ingedient of 'low flyers'


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on January 22, 2004, 01:10:58 pm
Is that the secret ingedient of 'low flyers'

...nothing chewable in a low flyer, at least the ones the L-boys served up last year.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on January 23, 2004, 12:48:52 am

Gab, be careful you know that you have been sworn never to reveal the true meaninig of the famous low flyer, as you are now a full member of the Bull Moose's ( sorry Phil ) it is your obligation to initiate Lemons virgins into this sect, we require at least three virgins for our yearly Tuesday night meeting , that will be held on Wednesday this year as we are all going on the piss in Arnarge on the Tuesday.
Do you think the farmer will lend us his donkey again this year?
 ;) ;) ;)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on January 23, 2004, 07:24:30 am

Do you think the farmer will lend us his donkey again this year?
 ;) ;) ;)

Brian, I think that farmer would be real grateful  if we took his donkey away again this year. Remember the smile on the donkeys face when we returned him? We gotta make sure we get to the farmer before Powermite and the Wanc`s arrive. Last year while pedalling our way to shopping in Arnage, I personally witnessed the flirtatious behavior of PM and the hee-haws of excitement from the donkey as they saw each other again. I`m not sure but I think somethings been going on between the two of them!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on January 23, 2004, 12:46:11 pm

Do you think the farmer will lend us his donkey again this year?
 ;) ;) ;)

Brian, I think that farmer would be real grateful  if we took his donkey away again this year. Remember the smile on the donkeys face when we returned him? We gotta make sure we get to the farmer before Powermite and the Wanc`s arrive. Last year while pedalling our way to shopping in Arnage, I personally witnessed the flirtatious behavior of PM and the hee-haws of excitement from the donkey as they saw each other again. I`m not sure but I think somethings been going on between the two of them!
Gab, always knew that that donkey was a bit of a slapper, we are arriving Sunday so may be in with a chance of getting to it before PM and crew.
Did you get my PM.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Paulathedrooler on February 01, 2004, 01:28:13 am
Gab, if Jayne and I make it this year you better bring 10 crates with you in that cute little van of yours.
Paula. xxxxx


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on February 02, 2004, 07:04:18 am
...Paula, if you, Jane, and that Fish and Chips jitney show up, I`ll have 10 crates for each of you ::).


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on February 02, 2004, 02:32:00 pm
Brian. I know some virgins, at least they were after they had the operation, will they do


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on February 02, 2004, 02:44:08 pm
All donations greatly received Sav, as long as you have performed the operation I think we will be ok ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dthe smiles are just to p*ss Giberish off ;)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on February 02, 2004, 03:50:41 pm
 ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ::) :P :-[ :-\ like this


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on February 02, 2004, 04:33:35 pm
He will be annoyed when he finds out.

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Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on February 02, 2004, 04:34:19 pm
I hope he gets his computer fixed

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Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on February 02, 2004, 04:35:29 pm
Or he could be for the drop!

Hari Kari style.

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Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: BigH on February 02, 2004, 04:50:45 pm
Low Flyers?
Did I have any Brian? I'm sure I remember arriving at your place more times than leaving it, so maybe they were more like Lowbrow Flyers you were giving me.
This year I'm adopting the commando style crawl back to my tent, I reckon I still have somebody's guide ropes wrapped around my bollocks.
Sav, are you bringing along your collection of hymens then?
H


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on February 02, 2004, 05:04:20 pm
 I have a jar full of hymens. pickled in formaldehyde, all sizes ready to fit H and a way for you to find your home


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on February 02, 2004, 05:59:42 pm
Low Flyers?
Did I have any Brian? I'm sure I remember arriving at your place more times than leaving it, so maybe they were more like Lowbrow Flyers you were giving me.
This year I'm adopting the commando style crawl back to my tent, I reckon I still have somebody's guide ropes wrapped around my bollocks.
Sav, are you bringing along your collection of hymens then?
H
H you did sample the old Low Flyer's, you may still have somebody's guide ropes wrapped round your privates, but you don't have that great  hat, how much did you sell it for and did you give it's owner a share.
Up the station.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gibberish on February 07, 2004, 02:36:31 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dthe smiles are just to p*ss Giberish off ;)


Thanks Brian, only just caught up with this thread.  Don't know what happened, but it's all Ok now ;D


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on February 08, 2004, 12:53:36 pm
Giberish I am glad that you have got your  ;D ;D smiles back and are no longer p*ssed off :-[ :-[ :-[


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gibberish on February 09, 2004, 10:40:04 am
Giberish I am glad that you have got your  ;D ;D smiles back and are no longer p*ssed off :-[ :-[ :-[


Thank you for those kind thoughts Brian, but its a bloody work thing.  Back in the office, and they've gone again :(


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on February 09, 2004, 04:09:32 pm
Snile though your heart is breaking. :( :(


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gibberish on February 09, 2004, 04:15:30 pm
Snile though your heart is breaking. :( :(


You unbelievably cruel scouser  ::)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on February 10, 2004, 01:28:10 am
Yes ;DYes ;DYes ;D But join us for a few in June :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :P :P


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 10, 2004, 05:35:58 am
Here you go Gib, you can have a Smiley on me.  I've got a whole box full  ;D



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Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on February 10, 2004, 10:21:26 am
Yes ;DYes ;DYes ;D But join us for a few in June :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :P :P

Yes, but MB is a long walk from Beausejour!!  :)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gibberish on February 10, 2004, 10:27:27 am
Yes, but MB is a long walk from Beausejour!!  :)


Not really a problem.  Got to walk to the circuit anyway.  Also need an excuse to show my mates what MB is like.  Thanks for the offer Brian.. Will do my best to take you up on it.  :) :)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on February 10, 2004, 10:55:08 am
Just mind the ditches Andy!!   ;)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gibberish on February 10, 2004, 11:04:50 am
Just mind the ditches Andy!!   ;)


Thanks Mark::)
I find that a certain level of over-refreshment (as Mr Zarse would call it) either makes the ditches disappear, or the injuries non-existant ::)

None of our crew fell in one last year.  Aren't we the smart arses?  :)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on February 10, 2004, 11:12:13 am

Thanks Mark::)
I find that a certain level of over-refreshment (as Mr Zarse would call it) either makes the ditches disappear, or the injuries non-existant ::)


I agree!! How many times have we all fallen over drunk only to get up, brush oursleves down and carry on. Whereas the same fall if we were sober would probably have resulted in broken bones at least!

Only problem is that when you are under the affluence of incahol you also do things that you normally wouldn't. Like last year at 4:00am on Sunday morning I did the adrenalin drop!!!  :o


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gibberish on February 10, 2004, 11:20:32 am
Like last year at 4:00am on Sunday morning I did the adrenalin drop!!!  :o


At 4.00 on Sunday morning last year I was in my sleeping bag (not sure how) wondering why my legs were paralysed  ::)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on February 18, 2004, 12:42:57 pm
 I'm looking forward to meeting everyone in the shampoo tent on Saturday, I think that will be my 1st time up there, I have no recollection of ever being up there. H would you know the answer to that one.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on February 18, 2004, 08:22:34 pm
Stay sober Sav, an you can walk up with us on the Saturday, or as we will be, get totally ratted and we will all stagger up to the Shampoo bar toghether.
Thanks for the licking shitter it's great may even replace BArt.
Brian..


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Paulathedrooler on February 18, 2004, 08:54:47 pm
Hi SAv, just to test your clear eyes. Paula :-* :-*

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Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on February 19, 2004, 12:28:55 pm
 Brian , you can have the pleasure, albeit a dubious one of walking me to the shampoo bar on  Saturday .Paula  I think that my eyes are working  ok, they will be after they've stopped spinning


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: BigH on February 22, 2004, 03:39:55 pm
 
Quote
I have no recollection of ever being up there. H would you know the answer to that one.

You're asking the wrong one here Sav. I have collated everyone's photos from last year, and am considering ordering them in date/time order and attempting an animation. It may go some way to explaining what the hell I got up to for six days.
I'm not sure if you were with us when we made the champagne bar, I remember I was very tiddley.
I do remember pouring our champagne into beer glasses so as to aid the drinking technique. When Dicko decided he needed to take a leak, he couldn't trust us with his glass, fearing we might drain it whilst he was away being drained as it were. He was right, we would have. So before leaving his glass with us he got his old todger out and put it in the champagne and wiggled it around a little, confident after that we wouldn't go anywhere near it. He came back, looking very smug with himself, and went on to finish his drink. That was when we told him that while he'd been away, we'd all indulged in a little todger dangling in his drink. Aren't those bubbles invigorating!?
It was shortly after that, that I think I was shot. Well, at least I went down like JFK in the back of the limo. (I remember being disappointed that you guys wouldn't check out the Grassy Knoll for me. I then got excited at the prospect of a Book Suppository. (How p*ssed do you have to be to be unable to find the JK venue?)
Anyway Sav, if you weren't there, we'll lead you on. Leave a trail of breadcrumbs...
H


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on February 26, 2004, 01:33:57 pm
H I seem to have vague memories of Dicko doing the penis plunging, and of you doing a JFK, but that could have been any time, I understand that the man famous for riding around MB with the flare up his ar*e has joined,  Welcome to the club M'lord


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on March 01, 2004, 07:22:09 pm
Never mind Where the fluck are you Chris, should start another thread titled, Where the Fluck is Robbo's post. Still not arrived then Robbo Only 7 more days before I can claim against the robbin rastards. Let me know though if they do arrive.
All is not lost I will have some more printed up for you.
Brian.


Title: WHERE THE FLUCK IS MY PRESSIE
Post by: Robbo SPS on March 02, 2004, 12:55:18 am
Never mind Where the fluck are you Chris, should start another thread titled, Where the Fluck is Robbo's post. Still not arrived then Robbo Only 7 more days before I can claim against the robbin rastards. Let me know though if they do arrive.
All is not lost I will have some more printed up for you.
Brian.


wHERE THE FLUCK IS MY PRESSIE
BLOODY THEIVING POSTIES

I WILL SEND UP MY CORDLESS HITATCHI SDS BIT DRILL FOR SOME REAL PAIN.

HhhhhMmmmmmmmmmmm

KNEE CAPS


Title: Re:WHERE THE FLUCK IS MY PRESSIE
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on March 04, 2004, 12:59:00 am
Never mind Where the fluck are you Chris, should start another thread titled, Where the Fluck is Robbo's post. Still not arrived then Robbo Only 7 more days before I can claim against the robbin rastards. Let me know though if they do arrive.
All is not lost I will have some more printed up for you.
Brian.

All I can say Robbo, is I am totally mortified by the none delivery of your prezzy, after all your t shirts arrived in very good time, the rastards must not be motor sport fans or else every rastard postie in Europe would be wearing a CA, T shirt. But the good news is that my supplier has pulled out all the stops and tomorrow, I will pay a rastard fortune to get them to you, by what ever it takes, recorded delivery, accompaneid mail or I will walk the robbin bastards black and decker at the ready all the way from the Pool to Pompey. If as you state in background the job u do, would it not be possible to put MI5 onto this case or failing that just arrest your postie on suspision of robbin my goods you could give him a good kickin, just to let his mates know that we will not stand for this type of thing here on CA, don't forget to take the notice down about beatin the f*ck out of posties before you perform this act, would not like to see you on a disiplinary charge. If these do not arrive, you will see in the national press " scouser goes berserk in sorting office."
Hope they do arrive as I don't want to miss June.
Bri.  



Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Robbo SPS on March 04, 2004, 05:27:06 pm
Still lots of space on the new girl.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on March 04, 2004, 06:02:33 pm
Robbo, your 2nd package posted today via special delivery, they state it will be with you by noon tomorrow.
Keep some space for them, think you will be impressed.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Robbo SPS on March 04, 2004, 06:53:24 pm
Robbo, your 2nd package posted today via special delivery, they state it will be with you by noon tomorrow.
Keep some space for them, think you will be impressed.
Brian.

Excellent , early wake up call afternights....

Oh well , waiting with eager anticipation.........

Will post up the results later...

Thanks

Drink in here for you come June

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Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on March 05, 2004, 12:46:14 am
Big fridge, result lot's of beer, will hold you to that Robbo, see what you think regards the stickers first.
Bri


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Robbo SPS on March 05, 2004, 08:19:20 pm
Big fridge, result lot's of beer, will hold you to that Robbo, see what you think regards the stickers first.
Bri

I waited up all day , after nights , and they didnt turn up. I am out on the beer tonight, £5 on an early morning wake up call......


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on March 05, 2004, 09:12:53 pm
Great I get my money back, the receipt states if not delivered on the 5/3/04. Entered the tracking number on the Royalmail.com it say Being progressed in our system, usless twa*s. You can track it if you want see PM.
miffed off.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Robbo SPS on March 06, 2004, 12:43:53 pm
Is this the kind of tracking you are wanting.....

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Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on March 06, 2004, 01:22:11 pm
Yep thats the little rastard.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on March 06, 2004, 02:31:49 pm
Ah, but is that the first shipment or the second????????  ;)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on March 06, 2004, 03:29:18 pm
Ah, but is that the first shipment or the second????????  ;)
JP, it is the second posting, Robbo is on the look out for a Snail Mail van in Portsmouth that has Club Arnage.com livery.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on March 29, 2004, 05:32:04 pm
Once again i will bring this back to subject!!

I AM HERE!!!!!

Not gone anywhere but very busy job hunting at the moment as the wonderfull bank I work for is making me redundant shortly as my job can be done cheaper in INDIA, THANKYOU.

Turning banking on it's head!!!!   GREAT HEY!!!

Well not long to go to the big event now anyway. Mr & Mrs RS2 (or not) have you got the pool sorted???



Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on March 30, 2004, 09:07:46 am
Chris

Get your own back: open a curry house!  ;)

Anyway, good luck with the job thing. I was in the 'Pool myself last week and I thought the place was really buzzing. Have you considered going into the building trade? They're just about naming their own price at the moment.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on March 30, 2004, 05:43:22 pm
Funny you should mention that andy I have for some time been doing property maintanence and plumbing for lots of work colleugues and friends (which is wh ymy own house isnt finished) and have just had some business cards printed. So we will see how that goes.

Thanks for your thoughts though.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: bob on March 30, 2004, 06:03:44 pm
Andy,
    Are you sure the buzzing wasn't house and car alarms going off!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on March 30, 2004, 07:07:45 pm
Chris

Get your own back: open a curry house!  ;)

Anyway, good luck with the job thing. I was in the 'Pool myself last week and I thought the place was really buzzing. Have you considered going into the building trade? They're just about naming their own price at the moment.
MY Zarse, you came to Liverpool and did not let us know, we would have took you for a pint. The commer would have been perfectly safe as anyone touches ours and the knee cap team jump into action, next time send us a pm and if possible we can meet up.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on March 31, 2004, 06:32:44 pm
Ta Bri

Didn't have time on this occasion but surely will next time. I did drive past Halewood though and kept an eye out for you.

See you soon mate

AndyZ


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on April 28, 2004, 11:06:31 am
 Brian, lovely pics of you'all at PQ, sounds like it was better than, the long week in June, in places.
We're going over on the D-day anniversary, so I propose a toast to Albert , probably quite a few and lets get him on the ouzo,
SAV


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on April 28, 2004, 05:20:59 pm
Brian, lovely pics of you'all at PQ, sounds like it was better than, the long week in June, in places.
We're going over on the D-day anniversary, so I propose a toast to Albert , probably quite a few and lets get him on the ouzo,
SAV

Sav, yes what a weekend great to get so close to the cars and the teams, but does not compare to the big event in June, as then you have more time to build up the hang over. Glad you enjoyed the shots of PQ, met a lot of great people just means the Liverpool boys may have a few more visitors this year and people to visit. Oh my god I can feel the pain already.
Catch u Later.
Brian.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on April 28, 2004, 05:24:48 pm
Looks like more training will be needed if were going to have another long night on the scotch.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on April 28, 2004, 06:44:00 pm
Looks like more training will be needed if were going to have another long night on the scotch.
Nah we will just get a bigger p*ss bucket ;D ;D ;D :-[ :-[ :-[


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on April 29, 2004, 11:19:24 am
Maybe just a separate spew bicket is in order!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on April 29, 2004, 11:47:59 am
I understood a skip might only just have enough capacity...  ;)


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on April 29, 2004, 12:36:30 pm
A bucket would be fine!! My dear moderator!!

The skip is a bit of an exageration


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: saveloy on April 29, 2004, 02:27:44 pm
 Has anyone managed to sober at le-mans?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on April 29, 2004, 02:32:07 pm
Couldnt say I have thats for sure!!

Nice to hear from you sav I belive I will be seeing you at portsmouth will i not?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on April 29, 2004, 02:42:18 pm
Sav, Just received confirmation from Brittany that we have paid in full .See you on the 6th June at Pompey


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on April 29, 2004, 02:49:13 pm
how many sleeps away is that then?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on April 29, 2004, 02:55:22 pm
Brian does the counting


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on April 29, 2004, 02:59:19 pm
About 39 I make it?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on May 20, 2004, 05:42:34 pm
Chris, got your texts, think we are now sorted with the things to do list. Will give you a ring next week to plan the pick uptime on the Saturday, we are now looking at a 2200 hr lift off so not to disturb the neighbours at the original time of 2400, have suggested to IB, that if he likes we could have a few in the wheaty before setting off, what do u think.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on May 20, 2004, 07:32:34 pm
well i may have to work that sat so if you want to have few and drive down and get me i could drive to pompey ???
Well let me know!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on May 20, 2004, 07:58:25 pm
Tell Mister Abbey National to f**k*ng Swivel ...cos your going to Le Mans ...and after all he's firing you in Sept in favour of the great contintent of India!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on May 20, 2004, 11:54:45 pm
Dat's funny - I'm doing work with the Abbey right now. Managing the refresh of 15500 computer systems...


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on May 23, 2004, 07:14:55 pm
PROJECT LION (XPB)

by any chance smokie???


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: smokie on May 23, 2004, 08:58:38 pm
No, I am managing project RAID, following LION around...

LION delivers the infrastructure required for XPB (or is supposed to) and RAID delivers XPB itself. i.e. the tricky bit...


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on May 23, 2004, 09:29:49 pm
sorry thasts what i meant!!!


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on May 23, 2004, 10:18:36 pm
RAID and LION ..... Who's driving them and what class are they running in?


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on May 23, 2004, 11:31:29 pm
Raid on the Lion, thats why they are moving your job to India. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Draw the money out of the account Bart, open up with The Yorkshire.


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on May 13, 2005, 03:25:32 pm
It seems a shame to me that this thread hasn't seen the light of day for a year. We know where Chris is these days, mind. On here most of the time...


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Steve Pyro on May 13, 2005, 03:41:25 pm
There's nothing like the resurrection of an old thread for a bit of nostalgia.......

.......now where's that rugby world cup parade thread....?



Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Bob U on May 13, 2005, 04:27:58 pm
I see you are having a busy day then Steve  ;D


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Snoring Rhino on May 13, 2005, 06:42:22 pm
This is a long and old one :o


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on May 15, 2005, 11:58:37 am
Now now Mr Zarse I am not on here all of the time  ;D

But it is nice having the new boss I have. He doesn't make me work when I don't want to lets me have short notice holidays absolutely lovely chap.

28 days to lift off  ;D


Title: Re:Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on May 15, 2005, 12:24:11 pm
Now now Mr Zarse I am not on here all of the time  ;D

But it is nice having the new boss I have. He doesn't make me work when I don't want to lets me have short notice holidays absolutely lovely chap.

28 days to lift off  ;D
Never mind checking your passport, you want to check your calander it's only 27 days to lift off, dont be putting me through the agony of adding another day.
Brian


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on April 25, 2006, 01:16:35 pm
If other people are ressurecting old threads  ;) then we might as well bring this one back to life.

So where are those Liverpool Boys and what have they got planned for this year? A new kitchen sink or maybe an Indesit for the dishes?

Make your presence known boys!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Rob on April 25, 2006, 01:45:23 pm
If other people are ressurecting old threads  ;) then we might as well bring this one back to life.


LOL thats the spirit!!! ::)


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on April 25, 2006, 02:14:35 pm
Hi Andy Hi All,
                        Liverpool boys will be on MB from Monday am. Both Brian and me are now retired so have not had much chance to get on the forum, you need to remember that pensioners don't get bank holidays or paid holidays. so lifes hard !!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: RS2 Babe on April 25, 2006, 03:33:57 pm
 :-* :-* :-*

Hooray - The Liverpool Boys are back.

Can't wait to see you all soon.

Glad you mentioned your eta as I was hoping to camp near to you again this year.

Hope you are all well.

Lisa
xx :-*


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: gab on April 26, 2006, 07:21:04 am
Ian,

Did I read correctly that you are arriving on Monday  :( Why so late this year, you are usually there on Sunday  :'( I guess it`s the same old story when you retire...never enough time  ;)


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on April 26, 2006, 09:32:13 am
Yes George its a bit like that, Brians pacemaker battery will only do a bare week before a recharge.Our complete schedule is Three arrive Monday (Brian me and Jimmy) two arrive Wednesday ,Wee Paul (scots lad from last year) and his mate Mike(virgin) and final two arrive Friday Kenny(virgin) and Brian (aka Catob) who came to prequal a couple of years ago.Low flyer production now in overdrive!!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on April 26, 2006, 11:10:03 am
Yes George its a bit like that, Brians pacemaker battery will only do a bare week before a recharge.Our complete schedule is Three arrive Monday (Brian me and Jimmy) two arrive Wednesday ,Wee Paul (scots lad from last year) and his mate Mike(virgin) and final two arrive Friday Kenny(virgin) and Brian (aka Catob) who came to prequal a couple of years ago.Low flyer production now in overdrive!!

Wot................No Chris???????????  ???


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on April 26, 2006, 11:32:04 am
JP, as the title of this thread states, where the fluck are u Chris.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on April 26, 2006, 11:46:20 am
JP, as the title of this thread states, where the fluck are u Chris.

Am I to believe, Brian, that the rastard has done a runner?  ???


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on April 26, 2006, 01:17:47 pm
After admitting that he's selling his bike and we can only assume that he is now driving around in the Ford Ka that he was looking for a stereo for I'm not surprised he's too embarrassed to show his face  ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on April 26, 2006, 02:51:28 pm
He was after an LDV Convoy manual at one point too.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on April 26, 2006, 02:59:28 pm
Hi Andy, with his LDV convoy and an old caravan in tow, he may turn up with the pikies on the Sunday. ;)


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on April 28, 2006, 12:56:26 am
Hello, are you out there Chris, come in number 27.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Cissie on April 28, 2006, 11:58:56 pm
Hi Brian, long time no speak.
I just thought you might like some prior notice that a Allan and i have got a pitch on MB this year. I'm so excited!
How are the Liverpool boys?


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on May 01, 2006, 02:07:05 pm
Go on Chris!! you know you want to!!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on May 03, 2006, 09:01:55 pm
The little flucker must be out there, come on Chris rise to the bait ( whoops sorry Cato ) ::)


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on May 03, 2006, 09:08:35 pm
When I posted my last message on this thread Chris was actually logged on!!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: MIKE C (Liverpool Boys) on May 03, 2006, 09:14:45 pm
Chris do you want a lift to LM?


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: RS2 Babe on May 08, 2006, 01:19:06 pm
 :-* :-* :-*

Chris - you simply have to make Le Mans this year - it's the law and anyway I have to give you back the shirt I stole from you last year which I promised to post to you and never did!

Lisa
x


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on May 20, 2006, 02:11:21 pm
Hello all not been on for a while due to dead computer and new job with long hours and a whole host of other sh*t going on at the moment.

Alas I have to say that unless the bike sells in the next week or so or the lottery graces my wallet with a win I will be absent from le mans this year.

Don't worry though Ian the genny is in fine fettle and will be with you before you lift off.

You will be pleased to know andy i got and ldv convoy manual and a stereo for the Ka I am not driving round in the ka jp but in a shagged out ldv convoy instead at the moment.

As for the t-shirt lisa well you can give it to the boys and i'm sure they will make sure i get it back


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: rcutler on May 20, 2006, 10:11:03 pm
He's back!!! Good to hear from you. Shame you can't make it this year. Have to make it up to a Northern De-Brief.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Robspot on June 12, 2006, 12:19:40 pm
Shame you can't make it this year  :(

It was Chris and the lovely Liverpool Boys who provided me with my first ever CA ice cold beer.

Have to repay the favour next year mate.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on October 15, 2006, 01:48:51 pm
I am still alive just i think anyway

so hello all


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: MIKE C (Liverpool Boys) on October 17, 2006, 11:17:47 am
Well Hello Chris,
I was only talking to Brian about you on Sunday. It's good to see that you are still with us.

Mike


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: RS2 Babe on January 13, 2007, 05:08:11 pm
 :-* :-* :-* :-*

Hiya Chris

I can see you lurking online - hope you are well.

Does the fact that you are lurking mean you might make it this year?

Lisa
 :-* :-*


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on December 22, 2007, 02:35:17 pm
Alas I didn't make it last year dispite the lurking around!

HOWEVER i am there in 2008  ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on December 23, 2007, 02:18:28 pm
About bloody time, you lurker ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Barry on January 08, 2008, 09:00:05 pm
Alas I didn't make it last year dispite the lurking around!

HOWEVER i am there in 2008  ;D

Still on a bike Chris?


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on January 12, 2008, 12:16:44 pm
Still got the bike won't be going on it though will be in car with the rest of the crowd.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on January 13, 2008, 08:42:27 pm
Alas I didn't make it last year dispite the lurking around!

HOWEVER i am there in 2008  ;D

I'll get the Laphroaig ready!!!  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on January 20, 2008, 03:13:58 pm
Fantastic i'll hold you to that  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on January 22, 2008, 12:02:48 pm
Fantastic i'll hold you to that  ;D ;D ;D ;D

No problem!!!  :D   As long as I don't get told off by Brian again!  ;)


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on January 22, 2008, 01:29:11 pm
Projectile vomit comes to mind, but if I join you that will be less for him ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on February 03, 2008, 10:08:35 am
The more the merrier and the less of a sore head for me  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: mike(liverpool boys) on March 28, 2008, 06:50:10 pm
Chris,where have you disappeared to again???

Im the other half of the scottish branch of the Liverpool Boys that you have'nt met yet. Looking forward to meeting you in LM over a few cold ones  ;D

Mike


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on April 14, 2008, 03:35:30 pm
Of course new job not been near pc for a bit but not long to go now


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian on May 20, 2008, 09:21:00 am
Are you the Chris, that i met a few years back, you were with a big Geordie guy, both well pi**ed.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on May 20, 2008, 10:03:16 am
Are you the Chris, that i met a few years back, you were with a big Geordie guy, both well pi**ed.

Hmmm, big Geordie guy. Surely he couldn't be talking about you and Stu. Pissed................never!!!  ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: IanB on May 20, 2008, 10:17:11 am
Mark,
       Stu and Chris pi**ed,    Wash your mouth out!!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian on May 20, 2008, 01:46:56 pm
That's him i remember now Stu, was the name of the big guy, he had had some sort of misshap with his tent earlier that day, but said he did not want to talk about it.

So you are that Chris, where are you camping this year, we are on Expo.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on May 21, 2008, 02:05:46 pm
Guilty as charged i'm affriad !!!! OH well you live and learn well live anyway  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on June 04, 2009, 04:02:26 pm
Chris, thirteen long months have passed since your last post, I wish I was an avid CA poster like you.
You attending this year or not, if you are not going you can help me put the lights out when these fluckers have all left for France. :D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: mike(liverpool boys) on June 04, 2009, 04:24:30 pm
Chris, thirteen long months have passed since your last post, I wish I was an avid CA poster like you.
You attending this year or not, if you are not going you can help me put the lights out when these fluckers have all left for France. :D

I was just wondering where Chris had vanished to aswell Bri.

See you in a couple of days  ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: jpchenet on June 05, 2009, 03:11:37 pm
Are the Liverpool Boys stopping off for lunch on their way down to Portsmouth again this year?


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 06, 2009, 10:06:55 pm
I shall be here in blighty with you Brian so will help you put the lights out!! Maybe we should go for a "I'm not going to Le Mans but it's still our Birthday pint next weekend" !!!!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Barry on June 07, 2009, 12:38:56 am
Hi Chris, how are you doing?


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 07, 2009, 01:27:29 pm
Very well thanks Barry! Not going this year though!!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on June 07, 2009, 02:17:03 pm
Are the Liverpool Boys stopping off for lunch on their way down to Portsmouth again this year?
Hi JP, yes they are stopping at The Swan at Newbury, they left around 1300 so think they will be there around 1600 if you fancy a pint.
Brian


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on June 13, 2010, 05:48:03 pm
So that's Chris out of here for another year then :-[


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 15, 2010, 12:32:00 pm
Yes  :'(


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: NorwayNick on June 23, 2010, 08:06:01 am
Part Timers is just not on you no  ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 09, 2011, 04:40:57 pm
Part Timers is just not on you no  ;D

Terrible isn't it Nick!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 11, 2012, 01:28:31 am
Hello all! And enjoy this year!!!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Steve Pyro on June 11, 2012, 12:07:48 pm
Hello all! And enjoy this year!!!


 ;D



Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on September 07, 2012, 04:03:22 pm
Maybe next year Chris? ;)


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: mike(liverpool boys) on June 14, 2013, 11:39:02 pm
Its also about the right time for this thread to pop up again too  ;D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 21, 2013, 03:54:34 pm
So I better check in a say HI!

I am again sitting it out this year but have commandeered a corner of the Pub and a TV with Euro-sport.

So Lap top and free WiFi for timings and beer. I'll be ok.

But to all who have traveled to the Holy Ground enjoy and safe journey.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: mike(liverpool boys) on June 04, 2014, 10:16:35 pm
Chris! Chris! CHRIS! It's about time you popped in to say hello  ::)


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Barry on June 04, 2014, 11:19:27 pm
I thought he might be attending this year.


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Brian on December 13, 2014, 12:52:43 am
bump :D


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Andy Zarse on June 08, 2016, 12:34:26 pm
Does anyone know where the fluck he's gone? Will he be leaving the Pool this week with the others?


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 19, 2016, 10:58:54 am
I'm here!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Unfortunately Andy I'm sat at home watching it on eurosport, my shooting seems to be getting in the way and taking priority at the moment.

Hope your all having a good time and the Low Flyers are flowing nicely.

The racing is good too, certainly close.

Enjoy boys.



Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 19, 2016, 11:02:37 am
As Arnie would say......

I'll be back!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Wher the fluck are u Chris
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 12, 2017, 02:37:28 pm
Holy thread resurrection!

Hope all going this year have a lovely time!

I'll be there in spirit (low flyer) watching on TV