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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Andy Zarse on June 22, 2005, 05:14:24 pm



Title: Gimp Zarse
Post by: Andy Zarse on June 22, 2005, 05:14:24 pm
Gimp Zarse is an utter idiot. He did 24 hours in the PVC mask on saturday and sunday. Oh, and about six hours on friday too just for good measure. Here is the result, on saturday at about 6 oclock, of heat exhaustion combined with three bottles of champagne in an hour.

So hats off to Gimpy-boy then. But I doubt he will be putting in an appearance next year.


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Abs on June 22, 2005, 05:17:57 pm
Another top showing by the family Zarse, just waiting to see the tan when Steve finally removes the mask (and hearing how he explains this when he gets back to work)  ::)


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Matt Harper on June 22, 2005, 05:47:02 pm
Highly disturbing.


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: freddibnah on June 22, 2005, 06:22:14 pm
Saw this chap while he was still moving - Utterly disturbing and quite rude.

Very well done though for the drinking fest...

But face it...

You'd need to be consuming high quantities to keep that performance up...

GIMP!


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Gimp Zarse on June 23, 2005, 01:19:56 am
Er... I was!! Why else would I wear that bl00dy mask?? Let alone those pants - I still can't get them off....


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: jpchenet on June 23, 2005, 01:24:12 am
Er... I was!! Why else would I wear that bl00dy mask?? Let alone those pants - I still can't get them off....

Hmmm.......now why doesn't that surprise me!!??  ::)


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: RS2 Babe on June 23, 2005, 01:33:02 am
 :-* :-* :-*

Well I thought the pants were particularly fab so why bother taking them off, ever? Also, the Gimp was lovely and my favourite person on MB!

I hope he will be about next year.

RS2 Babe
 :-* :-*


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Snoring Rhino on June 23, 2005, 01:37:22 am
It was very scary just how naturaly the mask fitted, as for the pants ****


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Mr. Invincible Mou on June 23, 2005, 01:40:52 am
But that Airtex material....

Don't you think it just made them so stroke-able  :o :-* :-*


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Gimp Zarse on June 23, 2005, 01:54:45 am
:-* :-* :-*

Well I thought the pants were particularly fab so why bother taking them off, ever? Also, the Gimp was lovely and my favourite person on MB!

I hope he will be about next year.

RS2 Babe
 :-* :-*


Somebody likes me!!!

Watch out RS2 Babe, the gimp might just put in a special performance next year - just for you...

Following on from our conversation, I also have some nunchakas and a 10 year old jar of beef paste... What do you think?


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Svend_DFH on June 23, 2005, 03:25:59 am
Hehe.

Just a little piece of advice..
I hope you're able to throw up through that thing since I'm not pretty sure it has a hole by it's mouth. Maybe this sounds a bit over concerned, but you wouldn't be the first one to choke in your own vommit. I know I would after 3 bottles of champaign within the hour!  :o ;)

Outfit is pretty neat though, you would do great in Amsterdam  :P


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: chris78cpr on June 23, 2005, 12:30:17 pm
ITs good to see good old gimpy got home alive and didnt overheat in the mask!

Look forward to another appearence next year!

Chris


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: LangTall on June 23, 2005, 03:39:43 pm
Hehe.

Just a little piece of advice..
I hope you're able to throw up through that thing since I'm not pretty sure it has a hole by it's mouth. Maybe this sounds a bit over concerned, but you wouldn't be the first one to choke in your own vommit. I know I would after 3 bottles of champaign within the hour!  :o ;)

Outfit is pretty neat though, you would do great in Amsterdam  :P
or groningen. ;D


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Rusty on June 23, 2005, 08:36:56 pm
Gimp boy was also in the square friday Monsieur Zarse.

I can pick up something particularly excruciating for next year from erotic if you like.
Or I can make an appointment for him with Kat if he woukd like his genitals fried.
Crusty


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: BigH on June 23, 2005, 09:37:11 pm
I'm a little worried by that pic of Steve. Not the content of course, it's just that he appears to have developed a vagina.
How long was he unconscious for Andy?


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Gimp Zarse on June 23, 2005, 11:40:52 pm
 ;DLOL ;D

Nothing of the sort I'm afraid H, that ain't nothin but fishnet, real leather and a complete set of dangleys.

Well, almost...


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: EZeemering on June 24, 2005, 02:31:43 am
Here's how Gimp Zarse made his entrance on Maison Blanche on wednesday night I think??

Enjoy ;)

(http://photo.zeemering.nl/lms2005/lms_81_gimpzarse.jpg)


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: LangTall on June 24, 2005, 11:16:57 am
Yep that was Wednesdaynight. ;D


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Andy Zarse on June 24, 2005, 11:26:50 am
I'm a little worried by that pic of Steve. Not the content of course, it's just that he appears to have developed a vagina.
How long was he unconscious for Andy?

It's not so much that the vagina's developed, moreover that it has always been there. The Gimp is of course a pre-operative transexual. I would advise you never to instruct him to "go f**k yourself" if you ever want to sleep at night. It's a horrible sight.

Anyway, he's decided to become a woman and has started hormone treatment. His breasts are beginning to show, but they won't know about lubrication until they open him up.


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Gimp Zarse on June 25, 2005, 01:29:21 pm
I'm thinking Hilary... or maybe Barbara...


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: chrisbeatty on June 27, 2005, 03:17:07 pm
or maybe Barbara...

You never told me you were a cabbie Steve ;)


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: rossmccarthy on June 28, 2005, 11:00:14 am
Its the gimp game!!!!
http://members.aon.at/rialskaedda.html/gimproulette.swf
Enjoy.....


Title: Re:Gimp Zarse
Post by: Ferrari Spider on June 28, 2005, 11:34:55 am
I distinctly saw another body in the pants and mask, so the question, is there another GIMP lurking in the background of team zarse?